kratz74

This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA." "That's very interesting, I've never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor. The guy fires one off and sure enough, the doctor hears "HONDA!" After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach
specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say "HONDA." Finally, as a last resort, the doctors send him to a dentist. After listening to the mans problem, the dentist opens up the guys mouth and examines it. "A-haa!!!!, says the dentist "....I have solved the problem." "What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc"
The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth."
"Yeah....so?", says the guy, "What has that got to do with my farts?" The dentist replies . . .
"Cant you see, Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"

gLok

ummmm explain that one.....

kratz74

I can't - I don't get it either. Figured someone here would understand it...

clee130

A clever one... but not very funny.

The last line: "Cant you see, Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"... is just "Can't you see, absence makes the heart grow fonder." with a couple of letters taken out and switched around.

can't you see, abscess makes the fart go honda
can't you see, absence makes the heart grow fonder

Whitemax

Not funny

kratz74

Booo... Are you sure? What a crappy joke! I thought it was something funny about Honda?