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hadman Nov 8, 2007 08:49 PM

I'm Snow Upset
 
http://usera.imagecave.com/hadman/3snow.jpg

And so, the cold front moved in on the little 3rd gen, which gazed queitly in to the grayed clouds and the dancing white flakes of snow.
"Why papa why?", the younger 5th gen behind him asked.
But the older, wiser, and independently suspended 3rd gen knew there was no simple answer.
"Well little Max, we've been selected as part of an experiment for tire manufacturers, who have given us the great responsibility to test their newest products on this slippery substance".
"Oh I just love fresh rubber", the naive little 5h gen blurted.
"Not this rubber you won't son. Not this rubber".

The End

Other titles for this story not chosen:

- Snow F*#king Way!
- It's Snow Use!
- Snow Job - yeah baby right there!
- There's No Business Like Snow Business
- I Don't Feel Snow Good

... and much much more

DOH!
http://usera.imagecave.com/hadman/3snow02.jpg

Aaron92SE Nov 8, 2007 08:51 PM

In NC, my racing season starts right now. We might get a dusting of snow in Jan or Feb. But the tracks here try to stay open all winter long for TnT.

Where do you live?

hadman Nov 8, 2007 08:56 PM

I'm in Toronto. I'm surprised my location disappeared from under my avatar.
The truth is, our snow probably won't actually stick until about mid December - give or take a week. We've gone dry right in to January some years. That was pretty much the case last year, which was frustrating because I had put my snows on near the end of November and ended up running them on mostly dry pavement for about 6 weeks.

ColombianMax Nov 9, 2007 12:16 AM

lol I like the lil story you got going on there...

tigga_tha_don Nov 9, 2007 04:37 AM

i found it a little funny put a smile on my face

internetautomar Nov 9, 2007 07:02 AM

I like the wheels in your sig pic better.

snow way I'm worried about winter this year.
AWD FTW biatches!!!

hadman Nov 9, 2007 07:28 AM


Originally Posted by internetautomar (Post 6059848)
I like the wheels in your sig pic better.

Yeah the ones in my sig are nicer. The rims on now are the Centerline RPM's, which I put on for my trip to the drag strip last month and just left them on. They're 13.5lbs forged. And despite the appearance they are not chrome - just a high polished/mirror finish.
Here's another shot of them.
And the sexy and 'true' clear corners I made have gone in to storage.

http://usera.imagecave.com/hadman/Max1.jpg

CapedCadaver Nov 9, 2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by internetautomar (Post 6059848)
AWD FTW biatches!!!

well i could make my Maxima AWD by simply removing the rear wheels and dragging the car along the brake drums...

got 2 wheels driven, 2 wheels on the car. 2x2=awd

raygord Nov 11, 2007 08:40 AM

thats a beauty

4MySwee Nov 11, 2007 11:02 AM

Nice bedtiime story there.

babyangeleyez Nov 11, 2007 11:19 AM

Loved the story. Very touching...:laugh:


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