Talk about some bull-ish
 

Last weekend i spent the time to finally detail the hell out of my car (didnt help that it rained all week.) I parked my car across the street of my gf's uncle's body shop. I walked away from it for literally 45 seconds and next thing you know two ghetto as* kids have a spitting contest on my front windshield.

I calmly walked over, popped opened my trunk, and pulled out my baseball bat...





Anyone ever have this ish happen to them?

Unreal...hopefully you have a Louisville Slugger and pulled a Ted Williams on their arse...

Okay I've never had that happen and I dont want to laugh at your misfortune... but

Thats just hilarious :rofl:

this is why i keep my max in a garage, but really if someone did that to my max, you'd bet I'll open a can of whup-a$$

".....pulled a Ted Williams on their arse..."

I'm with you 98SterlingMax.

I was watching COPS yesterday and this girl got mad at this other girl so she puked on the girls windshield. WEIRD. The stupid thing was that they tried to lie about it at first and said a dog jumped on the hood and puked on the windshield. How stupid. Well, at least the kids didn't puke on your windshield!

WTF is wrong with kids today? Hope you put the fear of God into them...

~THT

...ever drive down the street and have kids SLOWLY walk across the street like they own it...with the attitude "you cant hit me, i own these streets!"

When i realize that is the scenario, i also try to remind them that the car would win in a "hit and run."

jk....but still...

Id've beat the shiat out of them. That sucks man.

We caught 3 men (aged about 20-24) running a bottle cap on my cefiro's trunk 2 weeks ago (probably high on drugs). My friends and I beat the hell out of them with bare hands and left them sprawled and bleeding on the parking lot.

Had my paint fixed the day after. I bet my repair bill is cheaper than their hospital bill.

What the he!! has gotten into kids lately. I swear most of them are really nice but when you put your guard down that's when those bas+ards show their ugly faces.

My mom works at a downtown school here in san antonio. I've left my car unattended one time there to get my mom from inside the school and some punks keyed the fcuk out of the passenger side door. I was fookin pissed.

On some Friday night a few months back, I parked the car at a friends place for the night and when I was leaving, I noticed some d!ck had the nerve to carve(literally) 2 long scratches on the spoiler. They're like 1/2 cm deep.

http://memimage.cardomain.com/member...94_15_full.jpg

If only I knew who did it.. :chairshot

I was late for an appointment today and a rock off a semi cracked my windshiled. I was ticked. To top it off, the truck had no real markings and the plates were too dirty to figure out what they said. So, here goes my insurance rates. And I haven't had a claim in ages.

Man, Thats not as bad as when I was driving one time at around 80 and there was a tow truck (the ones that two 18wheelers) in front of me.. and a fuking rim (like 20 inch rim) flies off of it and hits my bumper... the guy keeps on trucking... I had to pull over because it hit my bumper and then went under my car.. some cars almost ran into me but didnt.. I was ****ed!.

I had the the SPIT!

I was leaving the school parking lot and this jack *** spits on my hood as i was driving by. I posted a thread about and was given the idea of getting a super soaker full of transmission fluid and then gun down his car

a supresoaker ful of HCL may be even better!

I had something similar to this happen to me before. Me & my friend had to go to Wally World (Walmart) to get some diapers for his baby girl. So as were leaving this guy for no reason at all spits in my friends face through my passenger window. I yanked up on my ebrake & hoped out of my car so fast my friend didn't even realized he had been spit on yet. He was just trippin out cause I was beating the sh!t out of this guy right infront of the entrance to the store. Then 2 security guards ran over to stop me from stompin out this clown & I had to put hands on them too. The guard that got to me first was knocked out with the first punch. My friend reminds me of that ever time I see him. he said it was "classic" because he was running at me & just as he was in range my punch was perfectly timed. I hit him square on the jaw & with all of his momentum coming forward he literally did a back flip. The second guard tried to tackle me, but as soon as he ducked down to grab my waist I had him by the back of his head & threw a knee right into his face. I felt his grip let go instantly & I continued to sock him on the back of his neck. Then my friend grabs me & tells me lets go, lets go, so I hoped back in the car & took off. My buddy was so scared cause he didn't realize why I got out and started whoopin dudes ***? I told him I seen him spit on you! Then my friend was like I didn't get spit on & started checking his clothing for anything. Well it turned out if was all for not. I must have been halucinating because he was right, he didn't get spit on at all. I guess that just go's to show how much of a fanatic I am about my car. I thought i seen something happen & snapped, so I can't really imagine what would happen if I seen someone actually scratching my car. I must say it would be bad, very bad!

P.S.
YOU DON'T FUK WITH A MANS CAR!!!!

LOL.. thats a crazy story.. The real story behind this is the there was a kid with downsydrome walking by wal-mart and nostixoxide was smoking some weed and he thought someone spit.. He got out an beat the hell out of the kid.... The second part is that those really werent security guards, but the old ladies that you see at the entrance... They were trying to help the kid... So he beat up a kid with down syndrome and two old ladies....


Okay, I admit thats not what happened, but it shows you to think before you do something like that..

yea that does suck...i would be Pi ssed too! but at least u dint lose at the casino just because there was stupid f u c k s sitting at the same table as u....people who dont know how to play blackjack should NOT play at all....screwing up everyones hands!!!

Your going to hell..

Proph

Proph,

Thats alright, my view of hell is hot chicks, cold keg's & plenty of the Sticky_Icky-I-O. LOL

No but seriously I felt horrible for the guy's. I am totally against violence, but you kinda have to look at it like this "What would you do if your mom or dad dropped there wallet & the guy who picked it up looked like he was about to take off with it instead of return it to them?" You would make damn sure your mom or dad got their sh!t back wouldn't you? And after you got done puttin the smack down the guy tells you he was about to turn it into lost & found. Then you look right behind you "the direction the guy was heading" & the lost & found counter was right there! Not much you really could say or do at that point is there?

This just happen half an hour ago. I was going to move my car from a ghetto
neighborhood. It was street cleaning and I don't want to double park, so I
moved a couple of blocks away. While I was walking up to my car, I saw a kid
(18 years old) sitting on a car. At that moment, I was 8 cars away and I didn't
really notice that he was still on my trunk. As I walk closer, WTF. He was
sitting on my trunk and 4 guys sitting on the front steps. I thought one of me
and five of them. I told him "Yo, get off my car". and he jumped off instantly.
Let me just get the heck outta here. I was the only Asian guy there and the
most I can take was two at a time. My car didn't have any scratches or
anything. Good thing it was an old car. heheh!

Okay, I can see nostrixoxide is a good guy. In his defense, I think the guy really did spit.. only reason they couldnt find it was because at the time when I guy spit, his friends mouth was open, and thats why they couldnt find it on his cloths...

That sucks, man.
I hate it when people mess with my car any time...let alone when I have just detailed it.

I just found a couple of huge door dings the other day after I detailed my car. That ****es me off, because they are like $40 each to get out!