Not a kill (because it wasn't worth it), but, funny (long)
 

So, I am going to the store with my wife yesterday, I turn left just as the light turned red, and, a car came flying through behind me and sat on my ***, backed off, and came back on my ***. My car is bone stock, the only thing on it is clear side markers, I don't drive fast, so, I have no idea why the PAB wanted to go. I could here his fart can going crazy, so, decided to speed match an old lady in the right lane going 25mph :), this guy was getting so ****ed it was funny, anyway, long story short, we get to the bottom of a hill with him still riding me, and, I put the pedal to the floor and scream away from him up the hill, he floored it, and tried so hard to keep up I felt bad for him, especially when I slowed to make a turn and he drove by to see my wife almost crying she was lauging so hard, why, because he was in a Focus with a fart can :)

Re: Not a kill (because it wasn't worth it), but, funny (long)
 

ROFL! "Fart can" That's great! :)

I "lost" to a Tacoma last night. We were going about 45 and he started revving so I dropped to 3rd and floored it and SLOWED 5MPH!!! That's when I realized both front tires were spinning... it was cold, there was a little moisture on the ground, and the snow tires aren't exactly "high performance" if you know what I mean.

So I bet there's a guy on a Tacoma board somewhere today saying he "killed a 2k2 maxima" but he's probably leaving off the part about how far I pulled on him when the next light went green :D

I'm still trying to figure out the advantages, if any, to a "fart can" other than making your car sound obnoxious, and hence making yourself look stupid.

Does anyone have a documented performance enhancement from a "fart can?"

Love that term, by the way.