Why ADMAN's 5g Maxima lost to a Ford Focus...pic inside.
 

ADMAN lost to a ford focus recently. I found a pic that helped explain some of why it happened...



Big P, all in good fun :)

File size = 27K

Re: Why ADMAN's 5g Maxima lost to a Ford Focus...pic inside.
 

Ford Focus alright, as in wide angle lens:laugh:

Re: Why ADMAN's 5g Maxima lost to a Ford Focus...pic inside.
 

:D
:gapteeth:

That's a good one.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

On The Plus Side (no pun intended)...
 

He'll probably get better traction when the snow starts to fly...:santa2:

That's a large bug on your windshield... :shock:

Yeah but at high speed stability must rock with all that downforce! :D

:laugh:


new mod?

:laugh: Is there one on the other side of the hood to balance out the "excessive" weight?

http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/laugh.gif im laughing so hard im starting to http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/crying.gif

Solo probably cropped the pic from a photo of his last family reunion. Is that his cousin or his momma?

I KNEW the joke would go over someone's head. And i'm really sorry the poster was compelled to use "your mom" as a form of an insult. I love when 16 year olds have their parents buy them a newer Maxima.

Re: Why ADMAN's 5g Maxima lost to a Ford Focus...pic inside.
 

:mad: THROWDOWN :mad:

http://u1.lvcm.com/adman/mr53.jpg


ADMAN

Re: Re: Why ADMAN's 5g Maxima lost to a Ford Focus...pic inside.
 

^
| NOW thats funny!!!!
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Ohhhhh, thats SOOO cute!! why dont you let Mr.Smilie
http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/wiggle.gifdrive it around for a while!

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hahhahaha solo's micromachine got dissed.. hey at least he can find a model of his car and we can't find a model of ours... or can he??? i dont' remember seeing a crx model when i had my crx..ahh wut the hell i'll just go out and buy another crx since it is essentially the size of a toy

jesus h. christ.....
 

that woman's a beast!:laugh:

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eh man don't make fun of my lady,, she's big but she keeps it warm during the winter..:p

A new dealer installed option - sweat hog on hood.

Looks bad, costs more to keep fueled - her and the car!

So when will the large ladies respond with tons of venom?

Joke wasn't over my head, bubba. You're just proving what've I said before, certain idiots don't bring anything to this forum besides trash-talk against Maximas and their owners. Once again, go back to clubsi where you teeny boppers belong.

Mom jokes are timeless.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

and more fitting with High school kids. I'm glad you are proud to be associated with HS kiddies.

I'm done lowering my intellect to speak to you. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

For the people who are taking this thread the wrong way (read: Tanmann)...here's a Disclaimer for future posts:
I know ADMAN offline. We can joke with each other and not get offended (hence, JOKING). This thread wasn't a stab at Maximas or fat women :). It was a stab at Adman's horrible driving abilities and his inability to beat a simple ford focus :laugh:
On the hand, there seems to be a lack of FUN threads on this forum (outside of Off-Topic). I wanted to start a thread of good-hearted poking-fun without getting tasteless (which Off-Topic forums ALWAYS do). In other words, don't bother posting if you only have to be a jerk about it. So, with that...

Pat shot 2 fired...

ps. I need a place to host pictures, I can't FTP to AOL (or i don't know how).

In ADMAN's attempt to beat the all-mighty Focus, ADMAN has equipped his car with go fast goodies:

this was a quick 2min photochop...

Now THAT isn't even worthy of a response... :o


ADMAN

Yeah, you guys sound like the best of buds. The only posts I see from you are making fun of Adman.

As for mom jokes being only for the high school crowd, they were good back when I was in HS, and they're still good now. Besides, when you talk to (about) clubsi'ers, you gotta dumb it down a bit. My metaphorical jokes would go right over your head. Hence I must resort to mom jokes.

:laugh:


ADMAN

:laugh: :)

You're dumber than i originally thought. Congrats, you've placed yourself on the top ten dumbest internet users that I have ever been unfortunate to encounter. And your knowledge regarding any vehicle, let alone Maximas, is quite humourous. The funny thing is, you speak of ClubSi'ers like you're better than any of them... yet, you have such mods as "Powered by Nissan" seatbelt pads? You don't even have a performance mod on the vehicle short of the aftermarket tyres. You fit the label "riceboy". You aren't better than anyone.

Pat, I'm working on a good photochop... :)
It should at least be on par of the first.

And how much do i owe you?! $40? Did you get it fixed? What's going on with your **** yellow honda?! Want my engine? etc etc etc...

:eek: Wow! You're getting pretty cocky with that new engine. Aren't you now? Or, perhaps, you're just ovulating...

No, I didn't get my crackpipe fixed yet. I'm waiting for my buddy with the red Mustang to get his new exhaust system.
Then, Mark is going to work on them both. I'll probably mod mine some more as well. Nonetheless, $40-50 sounds fine...

My yellow Honduh??? :gotme: Oh, I don't know. I try not to think about it. Yellow Hondas are just too friggin' slow.

Actually, I'm trying to get a hold of an old Turbo engine. Remember the one-and-only Honda City Runner?
160HP at 980LBS :eek: Can YOU say YUMMMY???

So, you wanna help swap out another?


ADMAN

Are ready ones faster? :)

SuDZ

Its certainly not the Rolls Royce Fairy

ITs the fairy itself:goofy:

Top ten? All that time you spend online and you've only talked to 9 people you consider as dumb as you think I am? Amazing.

We have some ricers here on the org. In order to fit in at clubsi, you don't need to be a ricer. You just have to act like a 16 year old who uses leet-speak and thinks "I know you are but what am I" is a good insult.

As for mods, you can afford more mods because your crx is a lot cheaper than my Maxima. My sig lists everything tangible that I've added to my car, performance-minded or not. Maybe a little dipsy, but I'm not changing it to suit some kids from clubsi.

:) http://members.aol.com/itaroadracing.../sigmaxima.jpg
I also had a few other things (cosmetic)... I got rid of my maxima (5spd) for a few reasons...
- high car payments
- was losing value, quickly
- 2002s were coming out, causing the 00-01's to lose MORE value
- had two too many doors and i finally couldn't deal with it anymore

Otherwise, I woulda kept it...and modded my CRX and had two pretty nice cars. So, the theory about I'm only able to mod my vehicle cause I have a CRX? Crap. My Maxima was modded for more go than show.

[quote]Originally posted by ADMAN
So, you wanna help swap out another?
You providing the hookers and blow?

I'll help if you buy me lunch and drinks when I'm there. You gonna be at the next autocross? I'll give ya a ride then .nods.

Wah... i didn't know you were a fan of south west airlines.. your car even looks like the sea world airplane they have of the killerwale... j/k :p

:laugh:

:laugh: you arent the mingo i knew when i first joined.. you post smart a$$ comments now.. :D

hahahah it's lack of sleep and getting old.. the nice years are wearing really thin

You have played yourself. It was a simple joke. Fat chick on the hood of a car. Now you started the momma jokes. What bothers me is the momma joke. SCCA SOLO and I have a kind of bond. How would you explain this? Oh yeah, he's my little brother.

Please try and have a "little" class.

Zam