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snootalope Sep 12, 2002 06:03 AM

Chaulk another one up for the Maxima's!
 
This is kind of funny..

Last night after a concert I get a call from a friend who just bought a new Civic with a 'turbo'.. So I stop and check it out. Its got 18's and one of those huge steel lookin spoilers, it is kind of a nice car :rolleyes: Anyway, he shows me the exhaust, and it was this gigantic chrome canister that made it sound like a semi truck.. I just wanted to see the 'turbo'.. He pops the hood and right away taps on the Air Filter box and says 'there it is' :bonk: all happy and proud of himself.. :laugh: What a joke right? To make a long story short, he got me off the line but not even through first I passed him and made it worse after that.. It was the Civic EX if anyone cares..

SonicDust187 Sep 12, 2002 06:05 AM

Re: Chaulk another one up for the Maxima's!
 
:laugh:
I am sorry to say it but your friend is a moron.

snootalope Sep 12, 2002 06:13 AM

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Originally posted by SonicDust187
:laugh:
I am sorry to say it but your friend is a moron.

:laugh: :laugh: I know huh!! Thats the second time I've had a damm Iowa person try and tell me a Turbo is an air filter!

SonicDust187 Sep 12, 2002 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by snootalope


:laugh: :laugh: I know huh!! Thats the second time I've had a damm Iowa person try and tell me a Turbo is an air filter!

Reminds me when my friend first saw an intercooler on a car and he thought that it was a radiator. Well I got $10 bucks richer and now he knows what it is.

snootalope Sep 12, 2002 08:22 AM

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Kind of off the topic here, but I'm thinking I really need to do something to get me off the line alot quicker (besides drop a manul trany in it).. I was thinkin just cut my muffler off that is on there right now.. Is there really that much resistence in there? If thats gone, all there will be is that CAT all the way to the engine right? Good idea? Bad Idea? :idea: I'm even tossin around the idea of making it duel exhaust!!!

NickStam Sep 12, 2002 08:25 AM

that doesn't count

snootalope Sep 12, 2002 08:28 AM


Originally posted by NickStam
that doesn't count
What doesn't count?

acMAX Sep 12, 2002 08:35 AM

Re: Chaulk another one up for the Maxima's!
 

Originally posted by snootalope
This is kind of funny..

I just wanted to see the 'turbo'.. He pops the hood and right away taps on the Air Filter box and says 'there it is' :bonk: all happy and proud of himself.. What a joke right?

:goofy: :laugh:

your friend is......funny

NickStam Sep 12, 2002 08:40 AM


Originally posted by snootalope


What doesn't count?

beating civic ex's

snootalope Sep 12, 2002 08:42 AM

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I had some guy in a 2k2 Eclipse try and tell me the same thing!! He was a total jackarse!!

I ended up beating him too.. twice :rolleyes: Some people I tell ya!

Canuck Sep 12, 2002 08:45 AM


Originally posted by NickStam


beating civic ex's

I agree beating a civic with just bolt-ons is wasting bandwidth, but the turbo coment was kinda fuuny. How would anyone call an airbox a turbo? I have never run across this rationalization so I am curious.

voltman Sep 12, 2002 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by snootalope
I had some guy in a 2k2 Eclipse try and tell me the same thing!! He was a total jackarse!!

I ended up beating him too.. twice :rolleyes: Some people I tell ya!

Race a 540.

snootalope Sep 12, 2002 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by voltman


Race a 540.

:slant: that would suck..

I didn't know beating those Civics wasn't a big deal.. i was just kind of happy, and it was my first "new" honda experience :gapteeth:!

SkyDaver Sep 12, 2002 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by SonicDust187
Reminds me when my friend first saw an intercooler on a car and he thought that it was a radiator. Well I got $10 bucks richer and now he knows what it is.
Well, you really owe him $10.

An intercooler is a radiator.

The difference is that the heat exchanger that almost every liquid cooled engine has, and is called the radiator, is used to cool the engine.

The intercooler uses the same principles (but not always using liquid to absorb the heat) to cool the air going into the engine (usually in conjuction with a turbo charger.)

And your air conditioner evaporator is a radiator, and so is the condensor.
:laugh:

max107 Sep 12, 2002 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by acMAX


:goofy: :laugh:

your friend is......funny

Agreed :D That Civic's pretty slow for a "turbo".

CitrusSpeed Sep 12, 2002 12:07 PM

when he pointed to the airbox and said there was the turbo, what did u say to him? we seemed to miss that part of the story

snootalope Sep 12, 2002 03:47 PM


Originally posted by CitrusSpeed
when he pointed to the airbox and said there was the turbo, what did u say to him? we seemed to miss that part of the story
My friend and I just laughed and shook our heads at him.. we didn't want to rain on his parade ya know..

Craig Mack Sep 12, 2002 03:55 PM

Re: Chaulk another one up for the Maxima's!
 

Originally posted by snootalope
he got me off the line
That is truly pathetic man. Sorry if this seems harse, but, even if you are automatic, you should have raped him off the line. Their 1.8L's put out, what, 50lb-ft of torque? Civic EX's do 0-60 in around 9-10 seconds.

..Are you sure you weren't running without your spark plugs? :goofy:

Maxima06071 Sep 12, 2002 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by voltman


Race a 540.

Or a GS400 from a stoplight...:cool:.
Yeah your "friend" is a nOOb...mistaking an airintake for a turbo charger.....well K&N calls their filters "Filter Chargers" :rolleyes: Just a bunch of putzs if you ask me..

snootalope Sep 12, 2002 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by Craig Mack


That is truly pathetic man. Sorry if this seems harse, but, even if you are automatic, you should have raped him off the line. Their 1.8L's put out, what, 50lb-ft of torque? Civic EX's do 0-60 in around 9-10 seconds.

..Are you sure you weren't running without your spark plugs? :goofy:

:bawling: ouch man.. that is harsh.. cut me some slack, I spun a little bit off the line but once I grabed it was all good.. :bawling:

Craig Mack Sep 12, 2002 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by snootalope


:bawlig: ouch man.. that is harsh.. cut me some slack, I spun a little bit off the line but once I grabed it was all good.. :bwlng:

Well if you spun a good amount and he is 5spd and dropped the clutch at 6,000 rpm's i'd understand a little more. But still, unexceptable. I forgive you though :) ;) :kiss:

Vyrus Sep 12, 2002 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by Craig Mack


That is truly pathetic man. Sorry if this seems harse, but, even if you are automatic, you should have raped him off the line. Their 1.8L's put out, what, 50lb-ft of torque? Civic EX's do 0-60 in around 9-10 seconds.

..Are you sure you weren't running without your spark plugs? :goofy:

You need to reseach your Civics more. A 5spd '00 EX runs about the same times as an auto Maxima. Si is slightly faster than that. Although most Civics are jokes, there are still many you can't blow off. Remember there are many more Civics running 12s than Maximas, and there are Civics running 11s and 10s. :(
-Cyrus

ivelweyz Sep 12, 2002 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by snootalope
Kind of off the topic here, but I'm thinking I really need to do something to get me off the line alot quicker (besides drop a manul trany in it).. I was thinkin just cut my muffler off that is on there right now.. Is there really that much resistence in there? If thats gone, all there will be is that CAT all the way to the engine right? Good idea? Bad Idea? :idea: I'm even tossin around the idea of making it duel exhaust!!!
my motto: " if you can't spell it, don't do it!!!"...

PharoNDmist Sep 12, 2002 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by ivelweyz


my motto: " if you can't spell it, don't do it!!!"...

:eek: :laugh:

snootalope Sep 13, 2002 06:06 AM

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Originally posted by ivelweyz


my motto: " if you can't spell it, don't do it!!!"...

:slant: funny..

Craig Mack Sep 13, 2002 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by Vyrus

You need to reseach your Civics more. A 5spd '00 EX runs about the same times as an auto Maxima. Si is slightly faster than that. Although most Civics are jokes, there are still many you can't blow off. Remember there are many more Civics running 12s than Maximas, and there are Civics running 11s and 10s. :(
-Cyrus

A civic EX won't do 0-60 in 7.4.....and I don't consider something that uses a whole differnet engine, tranny, ect. to be a civic. A car that uses it's original engine is the only car that gets credited for that time IMHO. No civic could come close to those #'s with their stock engine.

nismo2020 Sep 13, 2002 12:17 PM

civic ex's 5spd with all the regular bolt ons would get demolished by a bone stock 4th gen, autos are a little closer but same results.


my motto: " if you can't spell it, don't do it!!!"... :laugh: :laugh:

Cumalot Sep 13, 2002 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Vyrus
A 5spd '00 EX runs about the same times as an auto Maxima. Si is slightly faster than that.

No way, an auto Maxima should be faster than a 5spd '00 Civic EX. The SI is about even with an auto Maxima, maybe edge out the auto Maxima if the SI driver know what he's doing.


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