I just saw Big Bird at the Nissan dealership today. Guess what he's driving?
 

check out that GT-R emblem!

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awesome body work!

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YUCK! another drop down in value for the maxima :(

:shock: :rotz:

wtf???
lklkjlkjlkjlkjlkjlkjl

Shoot it and put it out of its misery.

Ah, it's the super rare GT-R Maxima. I've been looking for one of those for a while...

i wonder where he got that wing. :)

Hey uh.........you forgot to shave the FRONT door handles too :slap:

:chebosto:

WTF!?! I used to love my old 3rd gen.


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even funnier/uglier..get a picture of the guy driving that thing! LOL

PLEASE TELL ME THE NISSAN STEALERSHIP APOLOGIZED TO THE GUESTS FOR HAVING THAT UGLY POS ON THE LOT. they shoulda started passin around free POPCORN to make up for it. what a shame and what a wrong place to be seen at.

I would love to see the guy who can feel good about driving that...

he forgot to upgrade his un aerodynamic 89 model year mirrors, to the 90+ mirrors. Thats an easy 25whp and a good 1-2 second off your quater mile time

Needs more yellow.....

Totally FUBAR.

Now hold on a sec...

Before I completely kick this bumblebee to the curb, I gotta give props to whoever the brave soul is that owns that car. Reason being, is that it's interesting to note the 'work' he/she has put in the car to get it to where it is now. Let's examine:

• Grille - Pretty interesting way of doing things, IMO. And while having it totally enclosed like that might reduce airflow to the engine/radiator, that's easily made up by....
• Front Spoiler - Not sure yet what car this might originally go on (Accord, perhaps??), it kinda puts me in mind of whats-his-name's car in England (which, btw, darn near everyone gives mad props to)
• Shaved rear door handles - I probably would've shaved all the handles, if I were going through the hassle of shaving the rears - but it's not MY car.
• Two-tone yellow interior - uhh... interesting. Definately a conversation piece.
• Painted Taillights - This would be the one part I'd immediately spew barf at.... I'll call the fashion police!!
• Rear Wing - Just a tad overkill, IMO. But it DOES make it's presence known, which I'm kinda thinking was the general idea

Oh, and honorable mention goes to the wheels (at least he/she didn't go for five-spoke wheels... ) and the side skirts - which I'm thinking are Xenon, maybe.

All-in-all, I'm not thinking it's not too bad of an idea - IF that is the way you wanna go, I guess.

I give props to your brave soul.
In my opinion it's ok to hate on this dude's car. Mainly because it looks so cheap and like it was done by a 12 year old kid. No one in their right mind should stick up for this guy.

Love the drop :ben:

What are VG's worth now? like $200 :lol:

Makes me think of Banana Now and Laters.

that poor max, what did it do to derserve that? anyway, wonder if he made any performance upgrades or is that all just looks

Just think, he actually took the time to find a matching yellow fire extinguisher.

The R stands for RICE :(

front bumper is for a prelude a friend of mine has it here

I'd be too embarrassed to actually sit in that car!

Hey hes got guts maybe someone should help him out

I've seen that thing on the net somewhere. Nice way to keep your car from getting stolen. The grill looks like its from a 99 sentra.

A friend of mine had the same Enkies on his 3rd gen. But his max looked good, this one looks like asscheeks.

IM very surprised he didnt go skyline and make vinyl circle cut outs for the tail lights.

Kill it! Kill it!

Look at the tail lights.. That maxima looks like it wants to die.......

Thats... interesting... he just needs a little yellow on the tires and he'll be set

Omg
 

That honestly makes me want to cry.

Someday...someday...

wait, that's a real car? i thought someone photos/d it!!!!

Lolz, close this thread, its disturbing hahaha

Someday... your car will look like that?

he spent a good amount of money on that car, i give him points for originality, but i'll never drive it :)

You know, even my 3rd gen looks better than that one...... That's pretty bad. Considering mine has some bad hail damage, a few rust spots showing through the paint. And 15" motegi's. I would like to find the person who drives that car and :buttkick: :nutkick: :slap:

Then take the car so I can part it..... Well maybe not, I believe in messing with the person, not their car.