I'm NOT saying that Maximas and women don't mix though...read on.

Old timers on this BBS will remember my attempt to engage a neighbor of mine from my old apt. complex who had just purchased a 2K Max in an innocent conversation. This ended in a classic brush off with me standing with my keys in hand.

While running an errand today, I parked next to a black on black 2K Max SE with 17" wheels etc. Not bad looking...the styling is starting to grow on me. And I wouldn't mind a set of those wheels on my car.

After running the errand, ironically, the owner got in right as I pulled out. A young lady perhaps in her mid twenties or so...certainly young enough to be an 'enthusiast' IMO. We both took the same route with me in the lead. As I made my way thru traffic at a higher than normal rate of speed, I noticed her keeping up close and following my path thru traffic. I wound up behind her at a light but passed her quickly as traffic cleared. We were side by side at the next light so I looked over and gave her the 'thumbs up'. She only paused briefly with a confused look on her face and then looked away.

I thought for sure that she was playing a little since we were both going kinda fast and all. Oh well, I guess not every Max owner is a Max enthusiast.

Jim

huh? i don't have a problem like that...
 

lol

Hey Doug, I wouldnt admit to getting brushed off my guys
 

If you know what I mean! :)

Re: huh? i don't have a problem like that...
 

Grrr...

Jim

And now,...the REST of the story....
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by JJW95SC
[I]While running an errand today, I parked next to a black on black 2K Max SE with 17" wheels etc. Not bad looking...the styling is starting to grow on me. And I wouldn't mind a set of those wheels on my car.

After running the errand, ironically, the owner got in right as I pulled out. A young lady perhaps in her mid twenties or so...certainly young enough to be an 'enthusiast' IMO. We both took the same route with me in the lead. As I made my way thru traffic at a higher than normal rate of speed, I noticed her keeping up close and following my path thru traffic. I wound up behind her at a light but passed her quickly as traffic cleared. We were side by side at the next light so I looked over and gave her the 'thumbs up'. She only paused briefly with a confused look on her face and then looked away.

I thought for sure that she was playing a little since we were both going kinda fast and all. Oh well. We're side by side occupying the only two lanes on this two lane road at this light. A few hundred feet after the intersection the road merges to just one lane. I'm already feeling kind of stupid since she's offically given me the brush off, so on green I take off kind of aggressively. She does the same. What the hell is with this chick? I bang second and half way to red line, she's still right next to me. I have to mash & really work the supercharger just to edge by her. At the merge of the two lanes, I'm out in front by just about a car length, at which point I signal and move over.

Now all of a sudden, in my rear view mirror I see her flashing her highbeams. I look and she's back there screaming and flipping me off. She's totally irate. I'm like, WTF?! This girl is really livid. She's shaking her fists in the air, like she wants a piece of me, and flippin me off with both hands! As I approach the next intersection, the light turns yellow. So I stop. This girl comes screeching up to a stop behind me, takes off her seat belt, opens the door and comes stalking towards my car! WTF!!!???

She comes up to my open window, all five foot three of her, and starts screaming. "IF YOU EVER CUT ME OFF LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL KILL YOU!" "Its people like you that get other people killed out here!!!!". I said, "I didn't cut you off, I'm a Maxima.org member - we don't do that to one another." Well saying that was a mistake. She becomes enraged, like I just waved a red flag in front of a bull or something. She reaches in through my window and grabs my by my lower lip with one hand, my nose with the other! This woman is nuts! Using my nose as some sort of a handle, she drags me out of the car, right through the drivers side window! I'm kicking and struggling to maintain balance - when she knees me right in the groin - HARD.!!! The pain was tremendous.

So now I'm rolling around next to my car on the road in pain. While I'm on the ground screaming, this chick climbs up onto my hood! I would've yelled at her to gett he **** off of there, but I couldn't catch a breath due to the "racking" she just gave my balls. She's wearing heels too, so I just know that she's scratching my paint. Next, she jumps up over the windshield up onto my roof! I can see the sheet metal bow under the weight of her landing right in the middle of it.

I'm now laying on the double yellow line, on my back, looking up at this woman I've never seen before - standing five feet above me on the roof of my car. All of a sudden, she comes off with an elbow drop!!!! OOOF!!! MAN I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING! She lands with the full force of her weight on the point of her elbow and connects right on my sternum, driving her elbow deep into my chest. I could feel a rib or two crack. OOOWWWWW!

Again she starts in, "Maybe that'll teach you not to cut people off, you bastard!" Holding my crotch with one hand and my chest bone with the other, I again take a stab at an explanation, "But I....maxima.org....we....." She isn't having any of it, "What, you want some more? Is that it?!?!!!"

So she jumps BACK up onto my hood, then on the roof. I can't believe this. She spreads her arms out spread-eagle style, and then - looking just like the Macho Man Randy Savage, comes off with a leg drop!! The crook of her knee lands right on my adams apple with a cruuuunch! Now I don't have enough hands to hold all of the aching parts of my body, and I can't speak because she's just crushed my throad. What a sorry state THIS is. She storms back to her Max and peels out, leaving me writhing on the ground in pain. I didn't even get a look at her plates. This road rage, no gett'n along w/women thing is really getting out of hand.

HAHAHA ... ROTFLMFAO! :D

I would have gone down a different path with that story, but then again I think about sex more than the average of "every 29 seconds" for human males... ;)

LOL
 

Funny Schtuff booker ..

ha ha ha ha ..

sorry jim..

Ant

:laugh: Booker!

Booker, you are da MAN!!!!

Booker, you made my day.
:jester:

ROFL
 

booker that was some funny **** :)

Keep in mind most of people by Maxima for a nice family sedan that offers good value. Nissan sells 100k+ Maxima annual, people like you are maybe two thousand altogether in total.
Most of the M3/coupe/roadster I encounter on the road usually end up in a race with a wave though.

as the bbs takes a beating IS ALIVE
 

Booker, I hope you make money during the day doing this:happyface:

Hey maximaisokay...
 

The cussing is blocked out anyways, *****...see?:p

Is it possible to ban someone from the BBS? :)

[Edited by CoolMax on 10-17-2000 at 08:30 AM]

Re: Hey Booker
 

Not my style. I don't use four letter words in my every day life, I'd be hipocritical to use it on a largely anonymous forum.

To answer the other question from earlier in the thread - my work (& therefore compensation) have nothing to do with my rabidly out of control imagination.

LOL!!! Face it you getting old.. Come on a Thumbs Up!? n/m
 

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Re: LOL!!! Face it you getting old.. Come on a Thumbs Up!? n/m
 

Huh???

hahahaha... i love it booker. =)

ATBBST making a sneak peak? ;)

Chris

Hilarious as always, Booker...
 

I guess women and Maximas will never mix. Kinda like soda and Pop Rocks, I guess.:jester:

I still don't get what the problem is!!!
 

lol =)

Wow, that's almost exactly what happened!
 

How'd you know Booka?!

Jim

ahhhhhhhh hahaha das sum bomb a$$ stuff booker. i culda sworn that the story was gonan go the other way.

Re: Wow, that's almost exactly what happened!
 

Whadaya mean, "almost"? I was generous and left out the part about her grabbing your wallet & laptop and ripping you off.

Re: Re: Wow, that's almost exactly what happened!
 

:jester: