Everyone's been talking about that fastest Maxima on the .org, so why not talk about the slow ones. We know you are out there (I being one of them). I am proud of my "slow" Maxima. :D

:wall:slowest 4th gen:wall:

Sorry, you're not close. Try 23 sec 1/4 mile. :wall:

ME! Mine is so slow, it's nonexistant!!

:D

Ok, I'll take that back. MY CAR IS FAST!!! er than that 23 second car. Who was that BTW?

Now that is slow! :laugh:

If I told you then I would have to kill you.

probably me according to my ****ed up dyno results :laugh:

Oh, Jane.:D Now I feel better.

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Nope...

Kev, have you ever put your car on the track yet? I am wondering what it will run. Do you think wit can break into the 13 sec range?

No track runs yet because we are waiting for Turbo95Max to complete his rebuild before we head out. It's going to be fun when that happens. :D

13's is possible if I practice launching. It's VERY different than launching an NA automagic I tell you.


No, it's not Jane. :laugh:

:laugh:

I know who your talking about. As a matter of fact i was there watching him @ E-Town. I dont think i have seen anyone stall on the starting line but him. Its ok ***. We forgive yah! :)


I know i am slow.

talk about best seat in the house.. i was next in line behind him.. i saw it from about 20 feet away :D

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Anthony, the first time i met him he was always complaining about how damn slow his car was everytime he added a mod, its not him is it?

C'mon guys, let the cat out of the bag...who had the 23 sec 1/4 mile? That's gotta suck to stall on the line.

Speaking of you know who.
How is he anyways?

Slowest will always be automagic VGs...
 

that's why I'm taking off my Y-pipe/Greddy/intake as we speak...I'm the slowest Maxima or the .org!:p

just remember if you think you are the slowest you should run to the nearest SMC thread and apply immediately :)

Hey! That wasn't nice. :p I know my car is slow, but nah...I will play nice. :D

I figured he was refering to you. Sorry, didn't mean to offend you.

You didn't offend me. So don't worry. :) I still like you. :)

You know you meant it. :D

I'll apply for second slowest, I lost to a a malibu V6 on a roll

that's not that bad.. I lost to a Millenia, I think it was the S... but I heard it only does like a 9.0 sec 0-60? :shock: I am sure my old 3rd gen would be a candidate for slowest VE... during last months of ownership I had to rev to 3-4k to get average acceleration.

*AHEM*

ladies and gentlemen... feast your eyes on... MWA

*BOWZ*

the 23 sec guy lives next to me...here in harrisburg, pa



4th gen..... rosewood is the color.....and..

:D

I have the slowest Maxima in the world.







































































Oh wait, no I dont. I'm faster than the GLE-R.

mzmtg----1

sonic----0

:laugh:

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When we actually meet, I'll run you and hand you your ***.:D

WE ALL know greg is slow, no matter what he says about my car. but i'm sure there is an auto max rolling around with like 300lbs of stereo stuff and 18" MOMOS with a intake that is DAMN slow. we just need to find him.

That's it Steve, I'm calling you out. Friday, on the Pike. Car to Frankencar, engine to engine. You MAY NOT use your NOS or any other NON-STANDARD ghetto mod on your car. Either put up or shut up.

You know i would be there is a second, but i have to work at friendly's. Ummm, next week is a possibility. i'm getting my schedule on friday and i'll know for sure. i'm cutting my hours there now that i got the FT at the bank. so my weekends will be more free. I'll put up, and i'm not backing down. i just have to work.

Because you're "road fast" right?

Why must you bash doug? I mean, he's not even able to defend himself.

:laugh:

Plus, he's in Audi land now, let the man rest.

And Sprint, don't deny he's your friend, you don't know him, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

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You're lucky I like you, or else I would have.... oh wait, Nickelodeon rule!

You wouldn't and you couldn't. And you know it...

Btw, is the burger on the truck?

I could, I could. And the burger will be on tonight. BTW, I tried to take that 105 picture last night, but it came out REALLY blurry.

105 picture?