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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 06:37 PM
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I normally don't do this but I thought you 2k2-2k3 guys might get a kick..

http://www.clubtgc.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7505

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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 08:24 PM
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I went ahead and whored it out for ya'
Old Jan 29, 2003 | 08:51 PM
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Now THAT is funny!
Old Jan 29, 2003 | 10:27 PM
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 11:57 PM
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Re: I normally don't do this but I thought you 2k2-2k3 guys might get a kick..

Originally posted by ScreamingVQ
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Wow, I'll be sure to pull over when I see those galants riding up behind me...especially those 4cyl ones with all the top end!
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 12:09 AM
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Re: Re: I normally don't do this but I thought you 2k2-2k3 guys might get a kick..

Be very afraid of Galants...they have an "I4". What a complete moron.
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 12:36 AM
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that is funny. Even in japan the Legnum(Galant) is a joke
I was back in the mainland in oct. I had my 89' BMW 318.
and i raced my buddy in his dangerous (hahaha) I4 galant.
He couldn't leave me. And it was a race from VA to MD.
I think it was car and driver that said that the galant had
a face of steel, legs of jello. hahaha too funny.
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 01:04 AM
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Old Jan 30, 2003 | 03:47 AM
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I are "retared 3 degree"

IN HIS SIG, even ... if he can't spell "retarded" right, how can we be sure he doesn't spell the name of our car A-C-C-O-R-D
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 04:34 AM
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Re: I normally don't do this but I thought you 2k2-2k3 guys might get a kick..

Originally posted by ScreamingVQ
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jeezus, they're friggin retarded. i also hang out on the eclipse forum, and the moment that even a smidgen of BS is sensed, the rest of the board members jump on the culprit like a bunch of vultures. a while back, some guy in a V6 stick eclipse claimed to have beaten an auto 2k2 max. those cars are at least in the same ballpark - if the 2k2 really screwed up, i can see that happening. but no, they really just tee-ed off on the guy - 78 posts i remember, just ripping him to shreds....and then you have these galant guys believing that a 140 hp galant beat a 255 hp maxima on a high speed run.
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 04:45 AM
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Old Jan 30, 2003 | 05:55 AM
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Maybe someone should post the links of the 2k vs 2k3 racing. Where we are going past the 120mph speed governor that he's claiming on the Maxima. I thought he SE maximas didn't have a speed governor. If they do, sure isn't at 120, 'cause in those vids we hit 135 mph and let off then. They must have a hellova top end.
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 06:09 AM
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Originally posted by sorcereur
Maybe someone should post the links of the 2k vs 2k3 racing. Where we are going past the 120mph speed governor that he's claiming on the Maxima. I thought he SE maximas didn't have a speed governor. If they do, sure isn't at 120, 'cause in those vids we hit 135 mph and let off then. They must have a hellova top end.
It looks like HE is the moderator of that forum locked his own thread.

HE IS UNLOCKING IT WHEN HE WANTS TO POST SOMETHING IN THERE AND THEN PUTS THE LOCK BACK ON SO NO ONE ELSE CAN POST IN THERE!!!
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 06:10 AM
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Originally posted by sorcereur
Maybe someone should post the links of the 2k vs 2k3 racing. Where we are going past the 120mph speed governor that he's claiming on the Maxima. I thought he SE maximas didn't have a speed governor. If they do, sure isn't at 120, 'cause in those vids we hit 135 mph and let off then. They must have a hellova top end.
The 6 spds don't have one but my auto hits one at 130 and hangs but doesn't cut back or anything. I am not worried though b/c I will not be travelin 130+ to much
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 06:22 AM
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haha Max recieves hazards

where to begin...

Well I'll start and finish with one note..... max speed limit of 130 my 4 banger does not have a limit...whoops at last check before tuning the top was 136. So yes your car was walked by a 4 cyc SOHC motor whos next?
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 06:25 AM
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Re: haha Max recieves hazards

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Well I'll start and finish with one note..... max speed limit of 130 my 4 banger does not have a limit...whoops at last check before tuning the top was 136. So yes your car was walked by a 4 cyc SOHC motor whos next?
Dude, pull your head outta your a$$ and go get a real car, RICER!!! 136mph?!?!?! how'd you do that, drop it out of an airplane? It must have taken you 20 miles to peg that number. So what's your car dyno, since you "tuned" it and all?

Better yet, I'll go pull some Gay-lant files at work today and see what those monsters put down, if anyone was dumb enough to waste the money to see. If I can't find any Gay-lant files, the weak She-clipse will do as well. I'll let you all know what I find out about this apparent Autobahn brawler.
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 06:43 AM
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Re: haha Max recieves hazards

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where to begin...

Well I'll start and finish with one note..... max speed limit of 130 my 4 banger does not have a limit...whoops at last check before tuning the top was 136. So yes your car was walked by a 4 cyc SOHC motor whos next?
you wouldn't even be in sight at 130 much less walk me
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:00 AM
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duuddde for someone with only a gutted precat YOUR NOT PRIVILEDGED to talk to me...oh yea your other pitiful mods amount to umm..nada You sound like the type of idiot that lists aftermarket Rims as a performance mod....yes /no maybe so? Either or read up on gov limits..then realize I dont have one that will give you alittle more insight onto how I was able to walk your precious mini I mean overated max........... if you want to babble on you know where to find me...other then in front of the a/t max's
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:04 AM
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duuddde for someone with only a gutted precat YOUR NOT PRIVILEDGED to talk to me...oh yea your other pitiful mods amount to umm..nada You sound like the type of idiot that lists aftermarket Rims as a performance mod....yes /no maybe so? Either or read up on gov limits..then realize I dont have one that will give you alittle more insight onto how I was able to walk your precious mini I mean overated max........... if you want to babble on you know where to find me...other then in front of the a/t max's
I'll let the others get worked up over whether you won (you didn't) and whether you can go 136 (doubt it), but please, please fix you sig on that other hack site. If there was one word you shouldn't have misspelled it was "retared" :tard" ... it's really hurting what little credibility (none) you have
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:04 AM
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duuddde for someone with only a gutted precat YOUR NOT PRIVILEDGED to talk to me...oh yea your other pitiful mods amount to umm..nada You sound like the type of idiot that lists aftermarket Rims as a performance mod....yes /no maybe so? Either or read up on gov limits..then realize I dont have one that will give you alittle more insight onto how I was able to walk your precious mini I mean overated max........... if you want to babble on you know where to find me...other then in front of the a/t max's
I hope you not talkin smake to me or 2k2_6spd b/c look at out traps mine 97 his 100 which is prolly 20mph quicker than yours which would yield about 20 bus lenghts you would need to catch up after the 10 mins it takes for you to reach your supposed 136 ughhh some people are just morons
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:07 AM
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2kwimpy: to late your already worked up

other person...Im done restating the obvious read please..
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:09 AM
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Im done here...any MARYLAND residents want to prove me wrong? Indian head hwy rt 210 find me on tgc I suggest someone steps up before mid febuary because ish will hit the fan and I wont have to rely on WOT to put my hazards on
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:11 AM
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Originally posted by Mante
2kwimpy: to late your already worked up

other person...Im done restating the obvious read please..
Hey Gay-lant boy, produce some numbers (hp or 1/4) on your ride, or leave. Since your ride is tuned and all, I hope the "retared" cam gears aren't hurting you.
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2kwimpy: to late your already worked up

other person...Im done restating the obvious read please..
IBTL
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:14 AM
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The 6 spds don't have one but my auto hits one at 130 and hangs but doesn't cut back or anything. I am not worried though b/c I will not be travelin 130+ to much
My 2k SE may or may not have one. I have hit 135 and it didn't climb any higher, but didn't slow down either
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:15 AM
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This thread made my morning. I would really enjoy watching a 2k2 or 2K3 Maxima race this guy, that would be amusing. Someone needs to race him and record the whole thing.
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:15 AM
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My 2k SE may or may not have one. I have hit 135 and it didn't climb any higher, but didn't slow down either
thats right you were in my car that night it was weird when my car just quit climbing
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:20 AM
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Originally posted by Mante
Im done here...any MARYLAND residents want to prove me wrong? Indian head hwy rt 210 find me on tgc I suggest someone steps up before mid febuary because ish will hit the fan and I wont have to rely on WOT to put my hazards on
There are plenty of guys in MD that would love to, just wait till they see this
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:21 AM
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Im done here...any MARYLAND residents want to prove me wrong? Indian head hwy rt 210 find me on tgc I suggest someone steps up before mid febuary because ish will hit the fan and I wont have to rely on WOT to put my hazards on
let me tell you something here - my sister has a 97 galant - with the same motor that goes in your POS car. that thing is SUUUHHHHLLOOOWWW. i wouldn't race a jogger in that car. there is no friggin way that it would even come remotely close to a max at ANY speed. i've gone 100 plus in that rattly piece of sh*t, and it's got to take a full minute to get from 100-110. face it *****, you have a 17 second car, one of the slowest times that a sedan ever puts out nowadays. you are outclassed by 115 hp and the 2k2 max is a few bolt on mods away from doubling your power output. you must be lead one of hell of a life if you are as delusional about the rest of your life aspects as you are about your car. it's people like you that give car enthusiasts a bad name. you own a POS car that is loud and slow. the car community shouldn't even recognize galants and no one should ever give attention a driver like you.
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Originally posted by Mante
duuddde for someone with only a gutted precat YOUR NOT PRIVILEDGED to talk to me...oh yea your other pitiful mods amount to umm..nada You sound like the type of idiot that lists aftermarket Rims as a performance mod....yes /no maybe so? Either or read up on gov limits..then realize I dont have one that will give you alittle more insight onto how I was able to walk your precious mini I mean overated max........... if you want to babble on you know where to find me...other then in front of the a/t max's

dumba$$, you listed spark plugs as a mod, so i wouldn't talk. i bet your ego, i mean your "big heart" makes your car go faster too. you should list that in your mods.
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let me tell you something here - my sister has a 97 galant - with the same motor that goes in your POS car. that thing is SUUUHHHHLLOOOWWW. i wouldn't race a jogger in that car. there is no friggin way that it would even come remotely close to a max at ANY speed. i've gone 100 plus in that rattly piece of sh*t, and it's got to take a full minute to get from 100-110. face it *****, you have a 17 second car, one of the slowest times that a sedan ever puts out nowadays. you are outclassed by 115 hp and the 2k2 max is a few bolt on mods away from doubling your power output. you must be lead one of hell of a life if you are as delusional about the rest of your life aspects as you are about your car. it's people like you that give car enthusiasts a bad name. you own a POS car that is loud and slow. the car community shouldn't even recognize galants and no one should ever give attention a driver like you.
Yawwwn... guys put up or stfu please but thanks your makin my morning
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:29 AM
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nothing else to say to me other then meet me on the road....where your crap speed will help u...maryland, VA DC? come on.... its been 15 minutes and your kids cant come up with nothing?? LAME
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:30 AM
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nothing else to say to me other then meet me on the road....where your crap speed will help u...maryland, VA DC? come on.... its been 15 minutes and your kids cant come up with nothing?? LAME
you truely are a work of art
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:32 AM
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Originally posted by Mante


Yawwwn... guys put up or stfu please but thanks your makin my morning
no need to "put up". when you can thoroughly thrash AV6's and beat TL-S, and pre 99 GT V8 stangs, then we can talk. until then, remember that you have ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY HORSEPOWER.

so i want a direct answer to this one: how are you going to compensate for you being 115 HP short???
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:33 AM
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Thanks I take pride in being a certified ***..

Oh yea you know a person is serious and know they lost when the winning car being the GALANT slows down to get beside the losing maxy and the other driver continued to slow down so I couldnt look him in the eye....haha next victim I'll write down his tags and really get on his case
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:33 AM
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Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:36 AM
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Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:36 AM
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Re: haha Max recieves hazards

Originally posted by Mante
where to begin...

Well I'll start and finish with one note..... max speed limit of 130 my 4 banger does not have a limit...whoops at last check before tuning the top was 136. So yes your car was walked by a 4 cyc SOHC motor whos next?
One of the funniest posts I've seen in a long time! My girlfriend has a 2001 Gheylant and that car is slow as ****. I doubt it could beat a Saturn. What a ****in RICER!!
Old Jan 30, 2003 | 07:38 AM
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Originally posted by 2k2wannabe
has anyone ever been banned on their first day on the org?
seriously, what's with these people these days. the other week, we had that guy in a stock jetta claiming he mopped a 2k2, and now this guy with a gay a$$ galant? why do we even pay attention? 140hp v. 255hp. PUHHH-LEEAAASSEEE. i miss the days of Russ - at least CL-S v. Maxima is a close, legitimate race
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Re: Re: haha Max recieves hazards

Originally posted by Acura2001CL-S

One of the funniest posts I've seen in a long time! My girlfriend has a 2001 Gheylant and that car is slow as ****. I doubt it could beat a Saturn. What a ****in RICER!!
ACURA-guy - let's hope that my last post doesn't open another CL-S v. Maxima can of worms!



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