So this morning coming to work and I have to go up this one street where it has these 5 speed bumps to force you to drive slow. I cant go over them any faster than 10-15mph because of the 19s and springs. So I just came off the 3rd one and didnt floor the car but gave it enough gas where it down shifted into 1st and then you could hear the turbo spool up and a gush of air type noise.

So this pedestrian who is walking on the other side of the road freaks out, turns around while im going 15mph and pulls out something and hits my car with it. He hit my drivers side rear door. I come to a screaching halt as he goes and picks up what he threw and starts taking off, i look at the damage and im like "oh hell no you aint going no where", so before i started running, i tell myself calm down, call the cops. So I call 911. And basically explain what happened and they cops amazingly got there in 30seconds, I explain to them who it was what he looked like and where he walked to. So the cops go look for him and come back 5mins later took 2 polaroids and show me, im like "yea that the pr!ck who did it" So I follow the cop and we go to meet this guy. And he said he threw his keys are my car to get me to slow down. I was only going 15 and he does that? So the cop tells him he is going to have to pay restitution otherwise he will have a felony charge/warrant against him.

What a day? This **** had definetely some issue. MAJOR issues.

Here are the pics.





And here is the PR!CK who did it!

 

at least it was only that damage i am sure worse could have happened.. wow was he a retard.. seriously mentally retarded.

i would not have stayed as cool as you did.. whew..

jason

 

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh stupid h0m0. Id tear him up...follow his a$$ around and really hit him.

 

i'm sorry to hear that happened, but am glad he was caught. what made this thread so funny is that you posted the pic of the guy! too funny...

 

Why not? I got a polaroid of his azz. F him. Man did it take alot for me to keep my cool. But I did. And this is the moral, dont take it in your own hands.

Dixit

 

Damnnnn, he did that w/his keys...shieeeeeeeeet?!?!?...what a bum...hahaha...at least you caught him...what an idiot...HAHAHAHA...you got his picture...AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

glad it was a happy ending...cuz there are peep out there that once they hear a loud exhuast or wateva mite indicate goin fast they get all defensive and start acting offensive and in their mind think they are doin the rite thing...

 

Hopefully he doesn't come back later and do more damage.

 

thats all i gotta say....now dixit..you gotta turn that picture into a "owned by bigdogjonx" pic.

 

You did the right thing buddy ... glad to hear that it's being resolved!

 

WOW!!
This sucks dude. But at least he got caught.



This guy got

 

You're lucky the cops got him. If it were me the guy woulda been long gone and the cops woulda taken forever to get there then told me there was nothing they could do.......

 

with ur luck...ur vette or maxima would have a flat tire so u couldn't even chase him instead would run into mailbox then the owner calls the cops then u tell him wat happened and he tickets u for wreckless driving...

 

Damn dude...you have bad luck. First your car was broken into, and now this crazy a-hole who obviously has Maxima envy chucks his keys at your car. Yeah good thing they caught him. You did the right thing, personally I would have ran that ****'s legs over and just pummel him in the face. Maybe I have some anger issues.

 

There are two sides to every story and then the truth.

 

I say you put his picture on www.amihotornot.com cause one day he or someone he knows will see it, but add sometihng to the bottom like, "Maxima" or something, just so when he sees it he'll know he got owned by you.

 

Where were you with your samurai sword?! I love how this guy took it upon himself to slow you down, did he think he was a cop? And how exactly do you come to a screeching halt from 15mph dixit? It would be like screech, in .1 seconds. haha

That sucks dude, ur car needs a good wash though, so have him pay to get it fixed, and make him clean it with his tongue.

 

wow you should teach anger management. I know my 'hot head' would have lost it...... What did you tell the cops to get there so fast?

 

I would definitely be heated. As much as I would want to beaton him, I'd probably do it the right way and have him pay for it through the courts.

 

Maxin: I told the cops "thank you for coming so quickly" and proceeded to tell them where he rolled out to.

PHATMAN5050: the swords were home where they should belong.

Dixit

 

haha what a great idea

 

Oh man those keys owned your shi-t what an *** lol

 

that looks like alot of damage from a set of keys! Holy crap, ppl are getting crazy!

 

I am surprised deh made it out so fast. Good thing you got it resolved. That guy is a dumb@$$.

 

30 seconds upon dialing 911. That is simply amazing. Glad they caught the douche.

 

Ahahahahahaha. OWNED!

Sorry to hear about your car but that pic is too funny.

 

Glad you/cops caught him.

Love the picture!

 

 

Funniest picture I have ever seen on the org.

 

Sorry to hear about this, but what a great ending. The picture is great too.

 

damn man.... where did this happen? That sucks... o well, at least that dude got

 

Oh man

 

I bet the reason why he got so ****ed is because the sound of your exaust and turbo scared him like a little girl.

Your very luck to have caught the pr1ck.

If the photo wasnt fuzzy i would say photoshop it to make it look like he was crying,

 

Kevin: Yea I blame the TURBO for this one. And I dont even have the HKS SSQV welded on yet, imagine if he heard that?

Nauman: Happened while driving to work, the measly 2miles to work. Happened on Greenmount and Elkridge. Right off of Beltsville Drive.

ChillWill2000: Yeah unfortunately that is all I got, it was a polaroid the cop took.


Dixit

 

That guy looks funny as hell!!

 

oh man...

 

That pic is funny!

 

I have some people like that in my neighborhood but they're not brave enough to do something like that. He has some ballz. Good thing you kept your cool, otherwise he might have had your mugshot in the corolla forum for beating the living sh*t out of him. Doesn't he look like he drives a "girly" car? Ha ha...

 

that guy looks like a heroin addict, sunken eyes, scrawny, dirty, disheveled appearance.. i'd have pulled out my louisville slugger from the trunk and given chase. catch up to him and crack him once on the leg then one to the back, give him a boot to the head or face then get in my car and went to work. then pay the 300 dollars to fix the car out of my own pocket..

 

man.....what a freak

probably he's out of refill on his anti-depressant.



one time, I was crossing a street in a shopping mall to the parking lot. This guy in his old Mercedes saw us crossing the street. He floored the pedal, ran over a speed bump, and coming straight towards us. After we dodged him and he hit my friend's bag, then he got out of the car with a baseball bat and said that we hit his car on purpose.

same type of people.