Seriously, the dude had to be Elvis. Grey-ars sideburns to below his chin, jelly donut residue visable on the dash, pink bulbs in the clear corners, and some goofy chrome muffler made by "Hounddog"? I was fueling up at the pump and he was just leaving his shift, sure enough 7-Eleven! Car leaned heavily to the driver side.

I thought, what a waste of a fine ride. Almost made me want to sell mine and get an Escort!!

 

 

elvis is dead

 

Have you actually SEEN the body?

 

 

elvis would drive a pimped out black cadillac with jungle prints on the seats. with a licence plate that says "BRG KNG". he still the king though, he the man

 

I was on Mopac heading south yesterday, and I looked in my rear view mirror, and there, driving a 93 Skylark, was .... SADDAM!!!

I thought it was pretty clever of him to drive a Skylark. Who would expect that? Oh, and by the way, Elvis was with him.