1.You leave your stock steel wheels on the front to keep rotating mass down.. but last time I checked, the rear tires rotate too.
2.You put your automatic car in neutral and roll back at lights to make it look like you have a manual
3.Your mod list includes stickers for 20 aftermarket companies, but the only "performance" part you have on your car is that 5in Autometer tach.
4.Your lighted 5in autometetach isn'y really hooked up(but the backlight is)
5.Your rims are so large, that you have to install the tire/wheel from under the neath the car because it won't fit in the wheel well.
6.When you shop for an exhaust system for you car, you bring a Folgers can with you to compare size.
7.You -really- think that the more negative camber, the better your car handles
8.You get a wing that is shoulder height so that the car is easier to push through the staging lanes, so you can maybe break into the 16s by keeping the car cool
7.You really don't care if the wing fits the car right, they make duct tape for a reason
8.You add heavy side marker lights to your car, 3ft tall wings and GFX, yet you gut the interior for weight savings.
9.Again, the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod aren't functional, but you made sure the gauge backlighting was working.
10. Why cut one coil for proper ride height, when you can cut 4 and scrape the chassis on the ground?
11.You install clear corner and brake lights to be different.
12.You install clear brake lights to be cool.. wait, are those rear lights pink? man.. you are cool!
13.Your windshield banner is spelled wrong, (i.e. V-TEC or Performantz
Motorsportz) Yeah biatch!
14.Your street-meet includes a "Most *****in' Shift ****" competition
15.Your racing team's name could be confused with a nightclub
16.While getting out of your rice rocket, you keep tripping over your baggy pants.


Got this off another forum:
1. You find yourself using the excuse "yeah, but you got twice as
many cylindaz" after EVERY race.
2. You have a 4-door 'type-R'.
3. Your gumby pants make it hard to shift.
4. Two years ago, your mom used to drive you to school in what's now
your 'race car'.
5. You have stickers that even most asians don't get.
6. You have stickers for parts you don't have.
7. You refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'.
8. Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side.
9. When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter.
10. Your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter.
11. You have 'powered by' anything anywhere on the car.
12. Birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the
trees.
13. You sell crack for the image, not the money.
14. You have 'N/T' polished on one side of the car and don't know
what bracket racing is.
15. You will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs.
16. You can't race uphills.
17. You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
18. You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS
Voyager.
19. The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock
cars.
20. You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on
actual performance mods.
21. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin.
22. Your tach is bigger than your head.
23. You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.
24. You refuse to race because it's a 'show car'.
25. Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" exhaust tip.
26. At autocross events you don't compete because you have a drag-
race setup, and at drag races you brag about kicking *** at the
autocross.

 

ot

 

bored?

 

no not really.. how about you luke?

 

I can name some people on that list. (No not me)

 

everything associated with stickers, loud mufflers, really low drops, big wheels, wings and tachs is rice. I think there are a bunch of maxima owners who are ricers

 

yes, this keeps my blood going a little

<<INSIDE>>

 

oh sweetness Someone actually went with my report on a thread, wow thats great!!!

 

Well I have some we can add to the list here.

1) You buy speckle paint from Home Depot to paint your dash.
2) You have your amp wires running outside the hood into the car
3) Your car would look like a rainbow if keyed from your many paint jobs.
4) You have speaker wire or rope holding any modification on! ( I say this one cause I see so many cai on hondas and such that brakets have broke on being held up by speaker wire!)

5) You have a clear hood
6) Youve cleared out your altezza's (yes I've seen someone do it)


Ok well thats all I can think of right now more later!

 

I like wings!

 

A friend of mine has a '95 Civic EX, and he put an ooglie antenna on it...on the front of his roof...and it lights up. He also got a clamp-on 3.5 inch tip, but it fell off while he was driving.
For "performance," he took off the resonator on his stock intake. He told me that it makes so much noise, he scared off a guy in a Firebird WS6 that wanted to race him. Yeah, right.