big 18 :-(

 

get a stripper!!!!

 

Yeah go to a "nudie bar" that's where my friends (the ones of legal age) took me to.. I got some "tig 'ol bitties" in my face...I actually got one of my contacts forced out of my eye because of "this". I suggest you try it sometime!

 

but hey im turning 17 in 8 days and hell ill drink with you haha

haha dont worry go out and get drunk and then nothing will matter

 

or get a tattoo, or at least buy some **** or some cigars. or a paintball gun

 

hell, buy any gun...

*Tobacco Products
*Body Piercing
*Credit Cards
*Tattoos
*Nudie Magazines
*Guns
*Pickles (lotto)
*Nudie Bars
*etc, etc, etc.
*Selective Service (the draft)
*You can vote

Just wait until you turn 21 ( Y )

 

i heard it hears like a bi#ch though

 

**** tatoo

fast4en that great! what a site that must have been, ******* nockin your contacts out, hahaha, i can just imagine that. yea, anyways, happy b-day again, get some tities in yo face too perl!

 

Happy Birthday!!!

Be a good boy.

 

take me to a nude bar on sat. i can just see the **** now

 

man
i don't know about there. But here. Just tell them it's your birthday, they tie your @ss to the strip pole and all of them gather around and you will never see so much booty!!!. Make sure you tell them it's your 18th BIRTHDAY!!

 

I don't know if you smoke or dip or anything, but here in NJ they're a real pain in the *** about checking peoples' ID to purchase tobacco. The day I turned 18 I went around to every place that had denied me before and proudly flashed my drivers license. Oooohhh.... what a great feeling. After that I hit up the old nudie bar. Just keep in mind that now you can be put in the slammer