Some people have no respect in the world whatsoever. Today i'm walking to my maxima, and this kid fuc-ing rolls on my hood like some kind of Dukes of Hazzard ****, putting a big crease in it. Whats with these people, like spitting on your car and just a bunch of stupid sh-t. Maybe its just my community, but what a bunch of ***s. Anybody else have any stupid **** you the fuc- off stories like that?

 

I don't live in the most ritzy neighborhood, but I can rest assured no f*ckface is going to do something like that around here. Are his parents going to pay for the damage? Man, I would be pissed as hell.

 

yeah like when people have ridiculous user names and make posts to go around the sensors.No respect

 

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I have 3 bowling *****, a baseball bat, and cologne in my trunk. the cologne is just so I can smell good when i get done shoving the ***** up his *** and bashing his face in with my bat

 

That's nothing, I'd put 101 M100s up his GF **** and remote detonate

 

I didnt notice the fatty dent in my rear driver side door until I got to a maxima meet. I felt sick like I had been **** searched or something. THe only dent in my car and someone else put it there. If I did it, I can kick my own *** and atleast have the satisfaction that I did it. Like when people go to lean on my car, I dont do it so why the hell should they. I feel your pain. If you got rings on and your getting in my car I would say something like "hey be carefull when you shut the door" so you dont scratch my shiat!
You saw the kid roll over your hood? I would have dragged his bike out in the street and ran that shiat over(back over cause front is to low) haha! Maybe just bend the spokes so he cant ride it.

 

run them over with your cars

 

i use to have a colapsable police baton in my car for situations like this.....but then the police confiscated it

 

and you just stood there and scratched your asssss? we need to hear the part about how you got into your car and ran him over, reversed, ran him over, and peeled out on his dead body.

 

yea smart idea.

 

Yeah bro, but what's up with not telling us how this turned out - it's just a rant... Did you happen to run after him, or just sit there and take it?
Personally, I HATE it when people tap/bang/rape (whatever you want to call it) on my windows. Maybe the sound is much more immense on the inside, but it makes me cringe.

 

What about the huge ding some **** put in my pasenger door. He even left his green paint.

 

I'm sorry but that's the funniest thing I've heard on here in a while.


Remote DET-TO-NATE!

 

i was approached by a hobo trying to get me to roll down my window for whatever reason. i was parked so i was super ****in pissed he was so invasive. now ive got pepper spray, stun gun and baseball bat in the back to deal with BULLSH!T. I dont put up with that

 

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Ooooooooohh, anger management my son. That sh** will land you a suit and possibly prison time, and what more would all the older men in prison like more than to see a 16 year old boy come in for their enjoyment. Like they say, this is your a-hole o, this is your a-hole in prison O.

 

Came out of a rest room last summer and saw some sh*t leaning against my car with his inbred parents oblivious to the fact he was on my car. I was close to saying something, but they got off before I got near. I was going to ask if it was his car, to which the reply would obviously be no, to which I'd reply "Then get the hell off it."

 

Hahaha, inbred parents!!!! lol lol, Tell them to go back to their trailer park. No offense to anyone here living in a TP, because there SOME or a FEW.:HIDE:

 

Man, where do you people live? HAHAHAHA these stories are so funny! I'd love to use a stun gun on some ***** someday.

 

Well, you know what's even worse. My friend got his POS JVC Headunit stolen out of his POS 1991 Dodge Spirt during school.

 

[QUOTE]Some people have no respect in the world whatsoever. Today i'm walking to my maxima, and this kid fuc-ing rolls on my hood like some kind of Dukes of Hazzard ****, putting a big crease in it. Whats with these people, like spitting on your car and just a bunch of stupid sh-t. Maybe its just my community, but what a bunch of ***s. Anybody else have any stupid **** you the fuc- off stories like that? [QUOTE]

so wht did u exactly do? watched him do it w/ ur mouth dropped?

 

If no one else was around you should have grabbed the punk by the back of his neck and bounced his face off the hood he just dented...just so he had an up-close look at what he'd done. When I was in HS (a million years ago) a kid sitting in a car next to us spit on the hood of my car. My buddy, in the passenger seat, was first out and walked calmly over to this kid and punched him dead in the face. Then we calmly left. Never heard anything else about it. Gotta remember, though, these were the old days when boys took care of problems and didn't run to momma or the authorities.

 

Just make a citizens arrest and if they resist do what the police do, beat the **** out of them.

 

i keep a pick axe handle(military issue) in the trunk for just such an occasion.

it has been used on people more than once.

 

Was the kid a friend of yours? If someone jumped on my car regardless of if I knew them or not, they would be asking for an a** whoopin. I think more than anyone, my friends know not to play games when it comes to my car.

 

Listen, most of us young'uns would rather settle things between us - the authorities run to US when they hear of anything.
Also, I always hear stories of oldenday street racing, and how the cops would tap your wrists and tell you to keep it down. Nowadays, they throw our ****'s in jail for anything of the sort.

 

OMG the exact same thing happend to me, THE DAY AFTER I GOT MY MAX!!!! it was parked outside my house i look out the window i see like 4 kids rolling and jumping on it, thank god there were no dents or anything, i wanted to kill those kids, but u cant really do anything about it... i scared them pretty good though so i had a good laugh later, anyway i feel ur pain and good luck

 

He hasn't replied yet because he's probably in jail for having hunted them down and beating the arsenic out of them.

 

Can't go wrong with that!

 

ya'll can feel me on this, if you live on a college campus and park around retards/females who don't know how to park or to use caution when opening their car doors. I've already accepted the fact that I'll need to get new doors or some PDR.... anyway, i invested in an aluminum bat ($15), lightweight so it doesn't weigh me down , for whenever some fatass decides to make any mark on my car by rolling on it

 

that's worthy of a beat down

just break his legs and leave him on the side of the street, if he's lucky the birds won't get to his a$$

 

 

HAHAHAHA that is awesome. yeah man, i would have just used my boxing skills and kick the living **** out of all the kids

 

In that case you go hire a big kid to kick some little twerps behind.

 

im thinking group deal on this.

 

Noticed today theres a small scuff on my passenger door. Light scuff, but it wasnt there yesterday. Someone must have scraped it while parking.... **** like this makes me mad....

 

Not sure I get the jist of your message here. I was actually saying that nowadays kids can't settle things themselves the way they should without outside interference or the threat of the authorities coming after them. It's a shame because kids used to be able to take care of their own business without adults having to intervene. I wasn't insulting the kids of today, although Momy and Daddy do step in more often than they should.

 

people just don't have respect. one time in the summer this guy in his brand new jeep liberty wacked his door into my rear door . just as i was walking up to the car. i was like wtf. he says" well at least it ain't brand new." oh man we had words and he just walked away. well i let himget far enough away, pulled back hand and put it right through his window. felt good to do it. but i could of done with out the cut hand and 2 broken knuckles.

 

I wouldn't have gone that far.... But I can see why you would have done it. What an a$$hole to say "atleast it isnt new..." after doing that. I would have busted his headlight and said "well atleast it isnt a bi-xenon projector".