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Old May 8, 2005 | 02:22 PM
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Probably the weirdest question asked here...

But...would a 97 maxima be big enough to have sex in? If so, what's the best way for it to wokr out? Back seat, or maybe front seat reclined?
Old May 8, 2005 | 02:37 PM
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big enough?...the smaller the better my man...more places to wedge ur feet into to accomplish a few good sets of short chops. maximas are fine but 2 doors work great.
Old May 8, 2005 | 02:38 PM
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if people can do it in a del sol, why not a max!
Old May 8, 2005 | 02:38 PM
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well i have had sex all over my car the best is when u have a lowered car and u throw her leg up on the hood.... but then u can have it i nthe back seat but push all the seats up first and then u can use ur imagenation the font u can do but its not great.................hope u got some ideas now lol
Old May 8, 2005 | 02:53 PM
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u can take ur front head rests off the front seats and slide them all the way forward and then lean them all the way back...the front seat will lay flush with the rear can ya tell ive had sex in it before? lol
Old May 8, 2005 | 02:55 PM
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Great info to know if I notice you guys ever putting your cars up for sale in the classified forums. But my .02 is the same as creativedesignz front seat all the way down.
Old May 8, 2005 | 02:56 PM
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if its a stick you can try to make her shift with her kooter. I tried and came close to wrecken but we got 1-2 after many tries. this was before my sts!
Old May 8, 2005 | 02:57 PM
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Old May 8, 2005 | 03:01 PM
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ya you can....its easily done and with some imagination you can accomplish it....how about moving the seats all teh way foward to the dash as possible and go in the back seat trust me the max opens wide up lot of room for the motion of the ocean
Old May 8, 2005 | 03:01 PM
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um...backseat's always good....why don't you just try and find out instead of asking? Be creative. Girls like that.
Old May 8, 2005 | 03:09 PM
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just try it like everyone else and then its all done.. i dont know how appropriet this thread is...:\
Old May 8, 2005 | 03:12 PM
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throw that bich in the trunk with her mouth taped up, what you think the sky hole is for?


omg there going to ban me for that one


Old May 8, 2005 | 03:13 PM
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yeah this thread is bull$hit, its easily done unless you're over 7 feet tall

tinted windows also help

now you posers try to bash having your front windsheild tinted
Old May 8, 2005 | 03:14 PM
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In before the
Old May 8, 2005 | 03:18 PM
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na seriously my boys say its bad luck to do it in a car. its true, after i got head in the back at the park, i backed right into a tree, and there was no cars there either!
Old May 8, 2005 | 03:53 PM
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You're a fukcing idiot. 2da max, you're up there with him on that scale.
Old May 8, 2005 | 03:55 PM
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lol sorry man it was a joke, and yes it is a dumb thread.
Old May 8, 2005 | 04:00 PM
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i always wondered about the putting the seats all the way down without the headrests on, even if its just for sleeping. yeah, right
Old May 8, 2005 | 05:40 PM
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I just want to be in this thing before the lock...wtf? Try it out.
Old May 8, 2005 | 05:44 PM
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Grow up kid! You probably shouldn't be having sex anyway! you're only 17!
Old May 8, 2005 | 05:52 PM
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hahaha i love the org! you would never find this stuff anywhere else. its is very very possible! the max is a boat. I usually go with the front seat and her on top. i getting in b4 this gets locked! haha good luck
Old May 8, 2005 | 06:06 PM
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Try doing it in the front passenger seat with the back fully reclined.
Old May 8, 2005 | 06:37 PM
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....... oh god the waste of bandwidth !
Old May 8, 2005 | 06:48 PM
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i like to wedge her between the front seats, head resting in the back, and stand with my head poking out of the sunroof.... best way to achieve "doggy style" in the max.
Old May 8, 2005 | 06:56 PM
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Go do your homework *****, stop thinking about sex.
Old May 8, 2005 | 06:57 PM
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Now I'm scared of buying a used car ever again!!! Worried about what happened in my poor Maxima before I bought her!
Old May 8, 2005 | 07:00 PM
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His next thread will be, how great is the max with child seats.
Old May 8, 2005 | 07:24 PM
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lol^^^^ neways our maximas have some big *** backseats, but my dam leather is so slippery. THE LEATHER IS SLIPPERY
Old May 8, 2005 | 07:26 PM
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LOL rent a damn room man.
Old May 8, 2005 | 07:37 PM
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its been done
Old May 8, 2005 | 07:41 PM
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this guy is not even 18 yet. this is rated r for him. LOL
Old May 8, 2005 | 07:50 PM
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this guy is not even 18 yet. this is rated r for him. LOL
You're not supposed to be having sex! And don't encourage him!















But if you do it, slide the drivers seat up and recline it so that it's flush with the backseat, slide the pass. seat all the way up. but don't recline it! It gives you the space to plant one foot on the floor for traction...and power
Old May 8, 2005 | 08:07 PM
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whoaaa we all kno who doesnt get laiddddd now
Old May 8, 2005 | 08:10 PM
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No I seriously believe my maxima is a girl and that she'll get jealous. I'm to scared to up set her.
Old May 8, 2005 | 08:12 PM
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This thread should be stickied.
Old May 8, 2005 | 08:13 PM
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haha, at least its not some same question that gets asked over and over again, and the answer is yes.
Old May 8, 2005 | 08:17 PM
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unless your girl is an elephant how would you have any problems fitting in the back seat... its pretty spacious... "i know from experience if you know what i mean" -chris farley
Old May 8, 2005 | 08:18 PM
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yes, much better than a mercury topaz coupe. and def put the seats way up and go wild in the back. plenty of room and mad comfortable
Old May 8, 2005 | 08:25 PM
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meand my girl finished up and went to leave and we were stuck on ice on an incline...ahah that was fun.

btw would a ypipe make it any better?
Old May 8, 2005 | 08:36 PM
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man if you even have to ask if you can have sex in your car, you shoudlnt even bother doin it. just do your girl a favor and tell her to stay home and do it herself

wow this thread sucks
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