Ebay +20hp Chip and Blow Off valve
Originally Posted by Nissan 6
I hate when your cutting pepper jack cheese into slices with cheese slicer....
and all the pepper gets stuck to the hole where the cheese comes out
and all the pepper gets stuck to the hole where the cheese comes out
Originally Posted by Dooley
If you are using 4 or more of these chips, you will have to remove your hood and weld the doors shut. Wheelie bars are a good idea too...
wtf is my car doing in ur sig??!?!
lol
Well i talked to Jeff at JDMDirect tonight, he said that they got the AWD chips in, so i drove out there and got 4 of em, they glue onto the wheels so the Spin sensors pick up the electromagnetic signal, telling the ECU to apply power to all wheels. This also doubles as a LSD, because if any wheel spins too fast the ECU fills the others with helium so theres less weight on the road. Luckily the helium is infinite because the deuterium reactor in the gas tank constantly converts 2 protons and 2 neutrons into 1 Helium-4 nucleus.
After all of that, the chip starts to boil the blinker fluid, because, as you all know, a boiling fluid is just RADIATING energy, and that translates to power. Now i know some of you are wondering, wait a minute, where's the noise? Well the chip has that covered too. Not only does it simulate a TT supra muffler, but it has a Fran Drescher vocoder, that way when ricers laugh at you, you can hit the horn and they here the amazing laugh of Fran.
And what would you expect to pay for all of this? 300 dollars? 300 dollars? Not from RonCo. We will ship these chips directly to your door for 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 99.99! Now some of you may say, whoa there michael jordan, is that all we get? NO of course not! You also get a free refil for your dimmer switch grease, because turning your interior lights down is DYNO PROVEN to decrease alternator draw, providing more power to the DFI system, and in the end facilitating a stronger spark. So, the end result? shake dat laffy taffy. 281-330-8004 , Order Today!!!
After all of that, the chip starts to boil the blinker fluid, because, as you all know, a boiling fluid is just RADIATING energy, and that translates to power. Now i know some of you are wondering, wait a minute, where's the noise? Well the chip has that covered too. Not only does it simulate a TT supra muffler, but it has a Fran Drescher vocoder, that way when ricers laugh at you, you can hit the horn and they here the amazing laugh of Fran.
And what would you expect to pay for all of this? 300 dollars? 300 dollars? Not from RonCo. We will ship these chips directly to your door for 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 99.99! Now some of you may say, whoa there michael jordan, is that all we get? NO of course not! You also get a free refil for your dimmer switch grease, because turning your interior lights down is DYNO PROVEN to decrease alternator draw, providing more power to the DFI system, and in the end facilitating a stronger spark. So, the end result? shake dat laffy taffy. 281-330-8004 , Order Today!!!
too funny
Originally Posted by RockfordMax
dude the AWD chip is out of stock. i saw that one a while ago, plugs into the fusebox to activate the disabled AWD circuit! thats why the factory charges so much, because its a rare fuse
bought this baby the other day and let me be the first to tell ya, wow, i'm speechless! i totally can feel da POWA using the butt dyno method!
this sucka here is something everyone should get! only took a second to install and BAM, i was beating wrx's, vettes, u name it! now there is no need to getting an STi because i have everything i ever wanted in my maxima because of this nifty little chip. i can launch off the line like an sti, offroad like an sti, whatever. this chip saved me a lot of money!!!
Originally Posted by Xmax
Man that chip is BS doesn't add much....I got dibbs on the next Flux Capacitor the pops up on Ebay. 
Its all about the flux capacitor these days. 
Its all about the flux capacitor these days. 
wtf do you have that as your AV for? 