Whenever my car won't start , I go back to the basics that I learned from Karl in Slingblade.. "Got any gas in that thing?"
Hope it helps

 

Exactly how fast were you racing? Looks like you might have blown out that tire.

We could use some pics under the hood to figure out why it isnt starting (my money is on the blinker fluid)

 

were you driving at night, maybe the headlights blew up the whole front end of your car.

Besides the sarcastic jokes what really happened.

 

It's toe fungus man. When you floored it, they got in the throttle body and started eating away stuff from there. Take of your valve cover and douse everything with a couple cans of RAID. Throw some spiders in there too for extra measure so they can eat up any other bugs. After that, throw some soap and water on the hood and do a spit shine, you''ll be good.

 

uh... i dont think its funny anymore.

now i'd really like to know wtf happened.

 

although i am dying to know what happened to,but, it gets funnier and funnier post after post

 

could be a clogged fuel filter, or cam pos sensor.

WTF happened?

 

My money is on that 6th gen lumbar recall. Ever consider that? If that's what it was, I'd have Nissan pick up the labor for the recall, run it through a car wash (Go easy on the wax feature), fuel her up and you'll be ready for Friday night.
Or, you could run her through the Barrett-Jackson auction.

(Whatever you do, don't tell the insurance about the recall issue, but I would take out a policy for the earthquake/hurricane/tsunami weather conditions)

 

I hope you won! I think you burned up your O2 sensor.
I bet the VQ still runs!!

 

Try running a ground wire from the negitive terminal to the starter.

 

hmm ur car is f*cked up 4 life,haha

 

ok after many hours of testing and observing.. i think i have blown my motor!
OMG this sucks i hope it's not blown. How can i tell if it is truely blown?

 

Your front driverside tire is low.

Porter Cable+ AutoRx and she'll be looking good and running smooth before you know it!

 

hmmmm, i thought u hit a giant, flaming, deer....

 

You must have blown the welds on the intake.... Call hector, he's running 3 honda civics, with SPOON engines and NOS

 

hmmmm, i thought u hit a giant, flaming, deer....[/QUOTE]

lol-- That must have been crazy to have been in. Not to be mean but I would love to have seen it when it happened.

 

You guys are retarded. Clearly his spark plugs and coils are too hot. Wait one week till they cool down and try again. I don't think the coils can take the heat and will not permit ignition. Check your washer fluid too ... I added some and my car started right up once.

 

everyone's a comedian!!!

 

it prolly wont start because u have clogged injectors. run some bleach in ur gas tank, it'll clean them things up good!

 

well, everyones trying to be...

 

its the attack of the killer nisgnomes.

 

Those little rats with their green hats. Hasnt someone made a pesticide by now?

 

am i the only one thats actually hurt to see a burnt maxima like dis?

WTF happened here???????

 

so are you gonna tell us what happened or not?

 

Maybe you drove past a honda dealership, and instead of allowing itself to live in a world that would allow such things on the road, it killed itself by swallowing its tongue!

 

Something to remember!

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=454

 

there's way too many maximas on the road burn em all!

 

That is what happens when you run Regular gas. Try premium with higher octane. Your problem will be solved.

 

dude, what the f* is that ****.

 

dude WTF..

 

yea...wtf is that sh1zzle my nizzle in da hizzle...felony fizzle's?...wat da bizzly is dat shizzly homizzzly

 

your max= diaf

 

Its Hector, with spoon engine, he can fight.

 

FTW! Fights and flux capacitors oh my!

 

im sorry but that is some sick ****. i can't stop thinking about how messed up that guy was. and the mexican guy was just ****in relentless.