The time was around 11am as I was heading down NJ Turnpike heading north. It was a beautiful day, birds singin and [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here] , sun was shinin, I was only doing 80 or so enjoin the weather. The road was almost empty too, you could not ask for a better day. All of a sudden I see this benz in my rear view, approaching fast, I wasn't even gonna do anything at first, I was just to relaxed, but as he is passing, I see the big AMG's, the bodykit, and on the back those magical letters E55. Holy [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here]! Holy [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here]! Oh my god, YES!!! The only time I see the limited edition Benzos or BMW they are driven by suit and tie guys who are too busy on the phone to race. This guy is in E55 and he is actually going fast. Oh this is too good to miss! Oh I gotta see by how much he is gonna kick my [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here]. I speed up after him, get on his tail at around 90-95mph, see if he is gonna tip his hand. Didn't take long for him to see me. I swear to god I saw him gun it!!! The whole car just surged forward, I'm right after him, like a sec later we are going 110+mph, all of a sudden we come up to a small pack of cars, not too much just enough to make it interesting. He stays left, I go far right, pass the center line car change lanes, pass the car on the right, get back into the far right lane. He in the mean time just switched from the left to the right lane still ending up in fron of me. We pass the cars and end up on top of that hill near exit 12, where the road is straight and you can see everything ahead for like a mile and a half, he goes into the center line, while I stay in the right, and we just gun it, I keep staying like 2 cars behind on his tail one line over to the right. I am not passing him, but I am tottally in control. He can't get away from me, its like I am a fisherman with a fish on the line, I haven't caught him yet, but its inevitable. Holy [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here] I swear to god it was one of the greatest driving moments of my life. I [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here] with him for what seemed like 2 or 3 mins but it was probably more like 5secs, [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here] tend to seem longer than it is, when its all dramatical. So finally I go for the kill, I speed up even more we are talking about 120mph+ speeds here, I just pray my car doesn't fall apart. The distance is decreasing, 1 car length, even less, I can see he is trying to stay ahead, if I beat him this is a legitemate win. I pull up half way to his car.... no carbon fiber door stills. No carbon fiber door stills, [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here] [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here], no carbon fiber door stills, a [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here] poser, no carbon fiber door stills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here], this [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here] ruined the moment I could've been reciting to my kids, NO CARBON FIBER DOOR STILLS!!!! I was so [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here] [I have a small brain, so I had to use a bad word here] i didn't even bother finishing him off.

 

Without going into all your spelling and grammar errors...

"dramatical" is not a word.

 

if it was an E55 it should have creamed you.

 

He only noticed he was creamed when he woke up.

 

 

you have a turbocharger right??? because that is the only way you are PULLING on a E55 ...they run about 13.6 stock

 

It was hard to follow his story towards the end there...but I think the "NO CARBON DOOR SILLS" was him realizing that it wasn't a real E55. The way you reeled him in, probably a E320

 

ROTFL!!!

I feel dumber for reading that post...I want my minute back

 

ROFL!

And I ain't reading that ... I think I would go blind if I tried to read that block of text in one sitting.

 

even if he did...another killed the "driver" not the car type of deals.......

 

This post reminds me of my most recent kill. I beat down one of those slow TT vipers. From 120 mph - 200 mph, he was mine. That intake I put on really helped out. It had a mean growl to it.

 

theres no way you beat an e55 even with a blower, and all the bolt ons...even though they are auto have you ever felt or seen how they shift? theres like NO lag and they are fast as all hell...if it was that easy to beat a $80k car made for speed and comfort with a $30k or less maxima with some mods then no one would spend all that money for that package..

 

Hey, there's nothing wrong with killing yourself at the track or on an empty highway. It's a free country and all. But bobbin and weaving in and out of traffic on the right side at 110 mph.... You're eventually gonna stuff yourself into the back of a minivan and kill a bunch of little kids. It's not a video game.

Think about it....


-RMB

 

I wish my ears were good enough to hear birds singing with 80mph of wind noise...

 

Don't race in traffic; otherwise...

 

man I love BS for breakfast

 

hmmmmm...NO!

 

ahh i see now ...didnt pick that up first time around

 

serious