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Old Aug 16, 2002 | 01:13 PM
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Top 10 reasons to wash your maxima....#4

Reason #4: Your girlfriend pukes out the window at 70mph!

Too many margs last night for her! Ugh. Better than being inside I suppose!

Old Aug 16, 2002 | 01:19 PM
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thats just plain disturbing.
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 01:20 PM
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which part?

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thats just plain disturbing.
the mess or the fact time was taken to photo it??

Old Aug 16, 2002 | 01:26 PM
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ROFL!!!

At least she rolled down the window. i once puked on the inside of the window....
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 01:28 PM
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Yuk !!!! I hope your GF feels better and yes, better outside than inside. lol
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 01:32 PM
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im thinking the part about taking the picture.
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 01:42 PM
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im thinking the part about taking the picture.
Hey, I got spare time...and I thought it left a pretty cool spray pattern on the back window...thank god it was closed! (Let that be a lesson to everyone in case they're in a similar situation.)
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 01:45 PM
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Ugh...that could've been really ugly...
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 01:50 PM
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my girlfriend would have been walking home if the window was open.
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 01:52 PM
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Originally posted by DrVolkl


Hey, I got spare time...and I thought it left a pretty cool spray pattern on the back window...thank god it was closed! (Let that be a lesson to everyone in case they're in a similar situation.)


Dude, you could have at least slowed down and attempted to pull over.

From the looks of the spray pattern, you were going at least 60! I usually get down to about 5mph and they still end up all over the side anyways.:rant
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 02:02 PM
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Originally posted by DrVolkl


Hey, I got spare time...and I thought it left a pretty cool spray pattern on the back window...thank god it was closed! (Let that be a lesson to everyone in case they're in a similar situation.)
That is a pretty cool spray pattern. Might make a nice vinyl graphic for the sides of our cars.
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 02:04 PM
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that photo is wrong on so many levels...
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 02:09 PM
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man that makes me wanna yak.. did any of it recoil back on her face?
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 02:12 PM
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Re: Top 10 reasons to wash your maxima....#4

You have waaay too much time on your hands if you're taking pictures of vomit splatter on your car!!!

Too funny!

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Old Aug 16, 2002 | 02:27 PM
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ha, this reminds me of yesterday.. dont try to spit out of your car at 60, even if u slightly put ur head out the window. i had a nice pattern kinda like the pic, but not as big.
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 02:33 PM
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Re: Top 10 reasons to wash your maxima....#4

I feel your pain. I've done it and my GF too. Its a B!tch to was off
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 02:33 PM
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I can only imagine what reasons 1 through 3 are!
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 02:50 PM
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Why didn't he stop? Too busy spanking a ruStang!

Come on guys, we must have our priorities.

However, if it were me, I wou have at least spot washed it when I got home. (we must have our priorities!)
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 05:47 PM
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my friend puked on the inside... long story short i wanted to clean it up before it dried so i pulled over right away, got it all over my hands, then i puked all over the back of the car and the wheel.
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 06:06 PM
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OMG do you know that the acid in her vomit will eat your pain away!
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 06:09 PM
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thank god that's never happened to me!
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 07:19 PM
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Originally posted by bert
Why didn't he stop? Too busy spanking a ruStang!

Come on guys, we must have our priorities.

However, if it were me, I wou have at least spot washed it when I got home. (we must have our priorities!)
Didn't stop because I was in the fast lane (3 lane highway) trying to get home BEFORE she booted...well, these things often come on quick...Yes, I was going 70mph.
I got home at 2am...I washed it the next morning (today) at 9am. Not too bad.

Side note: There was some backlash! My driver's side rear window on the INSIDE took some of the force. My sunroof was closed, only her window open. Maybe I shoulda had the roof open to draw some up and out?? Probably just woulda gone down and back. More testing needs to be done...anyone else?

I it's a good indicator of wind currents of the maxima. You guys can thank me later for the test run.
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 07:30 PM
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Old Aug 16, 2002 | 07:34 PM
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Re: Top 10 reasons to wash your maxima....#4

That was VERY considerate of her to roll that window down!! Looks like she had a great time though! Hang on to that one!!

Remember the movie "Mad House" with Kirstie Allie?? Her and her husband went to pick up some friends from the airport and the friends cat was doin this projectile vomiting in the car!

Why do I even tell these stories!
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 07:42 PM
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like someone said... stomach acid on your paint for 7 hours is BAD BAD BAD! Check it out in bright light and see if it did anything to the clear coat or paint. Hope not.

Originally posted by DrVolkl


Didn't stop because I was in the fast lane (3 lane highway) trying to get home BEFORE she booted...well, these things often come on quick...Yes, I was going 70mph.
I got home at 2am...I washed it the next morning (today) at 9am. Not too bad.

Side note: There was some backlash! My driver's side rear window on the INSIDE took some of the force. My sunroof was closed, only her window open. Maybe I shoulda had the roof open to draw some up and out?? Probably just woulda gone down and back. More testing needs to be done...anyone else?

I it's a good indicator of wind currents of the maxima. You guys can thank me later for the test run.
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 08:00 PM
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Originally posted by DrVolkl


Didn't stop because I was in the fast lane (3 lane highway) trying to get home BEFORE she booted...well, these things often come on quick...Yes, I was going 70mph.
I got home at 2am...I washed it the next morning (today) at 9am. Not too bad.

Side note: There was some backlash! My driver's side rear window on the INSIDE took some of the force. My sunroof was closed, only her window open. Maybe I shoulda had the roof open to draw some up and out?? Probably just woulda gone down and back. More testing needs to be done...anyone else?

I it's a good indicator of wind currents of the maxima. You guys can thank me later for the test run.
who knows? this may become the new standard for aerodynamic testing. i mean, it sticks a lot longer than that goofy blue smoke... easier to analyze wind patterns!

i can't believe you took a picture. that's ROTF funny!
Old Aug 16, 2002 | 08:30 PM
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I can imagine that stuff is pretty caustic.. You need to wash that stuff off pronto !

That probably eats through clear coats..
Old Aug 18, 2002 | 03:47 AM
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Originally posted by Modernceo
I can imagine that stuff is pretty caustic.. You need to wash that stuff off pronto !

That probably eats through clear coats..
If my Maxima had a clear coat, I'd worry about it. The paint is so $hitty that I could give a hoot about some puke on it! Not gonna hurt the bad paint that's already there! I can't wait to re-paint in 3 years with a phat color.
Old Aug 18, 2002 | 05:22 AM
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Originally posted by DrVolkl


I can't wait to re-paint in 3 years with a phat color.
How about Majestic blue?!

Old Aug 18, 2002 | 09:24 AM
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Re: Top 10 reasons to wash your maxima....#4

Originally posted by DrVolkl
Reason #4: Your girlfriend pukes out the window at 70mph!
Woah! What a spew!

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Old Aug 18, 2002 | 09:32 AM
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Originally posted by 2k1GrayMaxSE
I can only imagine what reasons 1 through 3 are!
Have you seen rat race? That's probably one of the top 3 reasons
Old Aug 18, 2002 | 10:26 AM
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Dude: This is the last time I cruise the ORG while eating breakfast!
Old Aug 18, 2002 | 11:31 AM
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At least the back window wasn't open with someone sitting back there. I remember one time I was in the front then spat out the window, which went directly back in the car through the back window and smacked the person sitting back there right in the face.
Old Aug 18, 2002 | 12:20 PM
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that looks about like my car after i puked all over the place coming back from a club last saturday. rough night, very rough. my friend was driving and he had to stop 3 times. yummy.
Old Aug 18, 2002 | 11:01 PM
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Originally posted by magnum
my friend puked on the inside... long story short i wanted to clean it up before it dried so i pulled over right away, got it all over my hands, then i puked all over the back of the car and the wheel.
Nice sig - you beat me to it. I had no patience to dload all the letters. I did some fun things with Knicks jerseys instead

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Old Aug 18, 2002 | 11:17 PM
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Wow, that's really gross, nice pic though.
Old Aug 19, 2002 | 01:25 AM
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Prarie Dog anyone?

Originally posted by Axel


Have you seen rat race? That's probably one of the top 3 reasons
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