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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 01:55 PM
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Ode to the Maxima

Since we spend so much time complaining about our cars, I ripped out a quick poem to put a smile back on everyones face...


Ode to my Maxima:

My car is the $hit, right from the lot...
I drive a Nissan Maxima, and you friend, do not.

You think you are fast, or so I have heard...
But with that "H" on your hood, you look like a nerd.

Corners, twisties or straight in a line...
there is little doubt why my car is so fine.

If you're looking to race, I'm sorry my friend...
You'll be to far behind to read my back end.

My car is the $hit, girls think it's hot...
I drive a Nissan Maxima, and you friend......do not!




Old Sep 27, 2002 | 02:19 PM
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Re: Ode to the Maxima

Originally posted by DrVolkl
Since we spend so much time complaining about our cars, I ripped out a quick poem to put a smile back on everyones face...
heheheh

everyone is waxing poetic all of a sudden


my acura driving coworking says you need to work on your rhymes


he's just jealous cause his car is slow ( I beat him when i was stock and I still beat him now that I am lightly modded)


it was a beautiful poem....have to make a decal out of it and stick it on my back window
Old Sep 27, 2002 | 02:21 PM
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Re: Ode to the Maxima

Thats pretty good dude.
You should be on that def peot society.
Old Sep 27, 2002 | 02:39 PM
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Re: Ode to the Maxima

that was way cool bro..

"and you friend, do not"

Originally posted by DrVolkl
Since we spend so much time complaining about our cars, I ripped out a quick poem to put a smile back on everyones face...


Ode to my Maxima:

My car is the $hit, right from the lot...
I drive a Nissan Maxima, and you friend, do not.

You think you are fast, or so I have heard...
But with that "H" on your hood, you look like a nerd.

Corners, twisties or straight in a line...
there is little doubt why my car is so fine.

If you're looking to race, I'm sorry my friend...
You'll be to far behind to read my back end.

My car is the $hit, girls think it's hot...
I drive a Nissan Maxima, and you friend......do not!




Old Sep 27, 2002 | 03:05 PM
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This is the unofficial Maxima.org theme song.
Old Sep 27, 2002 | 05:45 PM
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NICE!
Old Sep 28, 2002 | 03:56 AM
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Originally posted by Maxima06071
NICE!
Hey, thanks all...

I had a few spare moments and I wanted to put on paper my driving experience from earlier...you know...67 degrees, sunny, radio blastin, open country road...and the car is pullin hard.

I get down on my max when I spend too much time in this forum (don't get me wrong, it's the best forum out there. So much info, so many great rides/stories/people...but a lot of complaints too) so I felt I needed to remind everyone that we all drive one of the coolest, funnest, fastest, sweetest cars out there!

Enjoy your Maxima!
Old Sep 28, 2002 | 06:01 AM
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Re: Ode to the Maxima

Originally posted by DrVolkl
Since we spend so much time complaining about our cars, I ripped out a quick poem to put a smile back on everyones face...


Ode to my Maxima:

My car is the $hit, right from the lot...
I drive a Nissan Maxima, and you friend, do not.

You think you are fast, or so I have heard...
But with that "H" on your hood, you look like a nerd.

Corners, twisties or straight in a line...
there is little doubt why my car is so fine.

If you're looking to race, I'm sorry my friend...
You'll be to far behind to read my back end.

My car is the $hit, girls think it's hot...
I drive a Nissan Maxima, and you friend......do not!




HAHAHAHA LMAO! This is really good. Some1 has too much time on their hands! lol
Old Sep 28, 2002 | 02:45 PM
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bravo
Old Sep 29, 2002 | 08:30 PM
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Re: Ode to the Maxima

Originally posted by DrVolkl
You'll be to far behind to read my back end.
For christ sake, doesn't anyone on this forum spell TOO correctly!!

J/K, a peeve of mine. Nice poem man, we all know that "open road high" feeling.
Old Sep 29, 2002 | 08:33 PM
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So true...
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