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Old Jan 16, 2003 | 02:24 PM
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Butt Naked

I know it's technically "buck" naked; but I prefer butt as it just paints a more vivid picture.

Want to post something fun, and see what kind of stories came up. I drive my Max naked on occasion (it gives you a new appreciation for the leather-seat warmer), and I wondered if anyone else ever did it.

I want to hear from everyone who enjoys driving their Maxima in the buff (that's nekkid to all you small-town folk)....

Any close encounters being caught? Anyone ever race naked?
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 02:25 PM
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Re: Butt Naked

Originally posted by Stikya
I know it's technically "buck" naked; but I prefer butt as it just paints a more vivid picture.

Want to post something fun, and see what kind of stories came up. I drive my Max naked on occasion (it gives you a new appreciation for the leather-seat warmer), and I wondered if anyone else ever did it.

I want to hear from everyone who enjoys driving their Maxima in the buff (that's nekkid to all you small-town folk)....

Any close encounters being caught?
Ok, I think we have now DEFINITLEY gone into the realm of too much information...
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 02:27 PM
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Re: Re: Butt Naked

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Ok, I think we have now DEFINITLEY gone into the realm of too much information...
If we can't share w/ our friends, who can we share with?
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 02:28 PM
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If we can't share w/ our friends, who can we share with?
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 02:31 PM
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Ah, we will give your $20 donation back if you buy some clothes! You're gonna get arrested for that!
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 02:31 PM
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lol

do you get in nekkid or get nekkid in the car?

i guess if you have a garage its a tad easier than say if you lived in an apt with an outside parking lot...
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 02:32 PM
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You're from California, right?
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 02:45 PM
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Public nudity is legal in vermont
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 03:00 PM
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thats not uncommon to see down here in louisiana

actually i have drove around town in my boxers and well, yeah, ya know while driving on the interstate.
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 03:05 PM
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Never driven nekkid b4. But since my car isn't blown, I have gotten blown in my car.
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 03:16 PM
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I need your vin # so I can email carfax and warn them of your car.
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 03:51 PM
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I need your vin # so I can email carfax and warn them of your car.
Don't know about Stikya's car but mine has leather
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 04:16 PM
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Don't know about Stikya's car but mine has leather
He said he has leather seat warmers.
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 04:23 PM
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Stikya, are you male or female, and how much tint is on your windows?
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 04:44 PM
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Originally posted by Y2KSESteve

He said he has leather seat warmers.
DOH I have a great memory it's just short.
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 05:00 PM
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Stikya, are you male or female, and how much tint is on your windows?
I pray that it's a female. please!!!
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 05:21 PM
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I pray that it's a female. please!!!
here is a visual:

**** removed **** /edit
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by Jeff92se
Ah, we will give your $20 donation back if you buy some clothes! You're gonna get arrested for that!



---this thread is too bizarre.....never thought people drive naked
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 05:27 PM
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hAHAHhaa... i wonder what happens when he gets in the car after the sun bakes the seats
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 05:42 PM
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I hope you don't get pulled over by a cop and he'she tells you to get out of the car. That would suck.
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 07:02 PM
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Originally posted by Greg's2kGLE
I hope you don't get pulled over by a cop and he'she tells you to get out of the car. That would suck.
It certainly would blow....or not.
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 07:20 PM
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I have seen some strange **** in this forum...but this takes the cake. I can't even imagine a situation that would lead me to drive the Max naked. I must ask...what were the exact reasons you decided to embark on this exploration of human ingenuity?
Old Jan 16, 2003 | 08:45 PM
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Originally posted by look2me40
I have seen some strange **** in this forum...but this takes the cake. I can't even imagine a situation that would lead me to drive the Max naked. I must ask...what were the exact reasons you decided to embark on this exploration of human ingenuity?
He gets better traction on the seat that way...

Ewww - now I'm thinking about the visual erase, erase - quick, where's my ****?!?
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 12:20 AM
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The only place I can imagine it would make sense to be naked would be in the back seat. Why you'd want to drive that way I'll never figure out. And no, never been naked in my back seat.

This is a very bizarre thread!!

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Old Jan 17, 2003 | 04:11 AM
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Originally posted by Maxmann
The only place I can imagine it would make sense to be naked would be in the back seat. Why you'd want to drive that way I'll never figure out. And no, never been naked in my back seat.

This is a very bizarre thread!!

srm
Well when you have your lady friend with her head in your lap *sleeping* of course in the summer with no shirt on thats the only time i'm nekkied driving
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 06:27 AM
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Ewwww talk about *** sweat!! You better be cleaning those seats regular!
Look on the bright side if you are a shy guy and you see a hot girl, she will definately know if you like her or not!!!

But ewwwww *** sweat on the leather.....
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 06:39 AM
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Ah, we will give your $20 donation back if you buy some clothes! You're gonna get arrested for that!
I donated $50, thank you-give me some credit (litterally).

do you get in nekkid or get nekkid in the car?
Both have happened. Sometimes I change in there, and I don't wear underwear most of the time. Sometimes, I like to grab some cloths, and start driving, then get dressed on the way to my destination.

You're from California, right?
Nope, mid MO; but I'm contemplating moving to Vermont, now (thanks to Maxdoggie)!

Stikya, are you male or female, and how much tint is on your windows?
As much as I'd like to be female (so I could have my own set of ***** to play with), sorry to ruin your visuals guys, I'm a dude! But, some of the females might enjoy the visual, I am in nice shape.

I have seen some strange **** in this forum...but this takes the cake. I can't even imagine a situation that would lead me to drive the Max naked. I must ask...what were the exact reasons you decided to embark on this exploration of human ingenuity?
I'm just uninhibited; I think everyone likes to get naked (it's fun) most just aren't comfortable with their bodies, or are shy. But, get alcohol in people and they change, don't they (just watch a spring break video)-the inhibitions leave. I just never had inhibitions in the first place, so I don't need the alcohol to take it off.

I'm not a perv. or anything, a bit of an exhibitionist defenitely; I've stripped down at parties (and bars on occasion) just to liven things up and get people talking. It's all in good fun!
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 06:50 AM
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Old Jan 17, 2003 | 06:58 AM
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Originally posted by MAXIN
I bet your opinion would change if I were a woman, and posted a link to pics of me driving naked. Wouldn't it?

Funny how that works!
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 07:01 AM
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Originally posted by Stikya


I bet your opinion would change if I were a woman, and posted a link to pics of me driving naked. Wouldn't it?

Funny how that works!
Not necessarily! There are quite a few women (and men) who should NOT be naked under any circumstances!!!
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 07:05 AM
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Not necessarily! There are quite a few women (and men) who should NOT be naked under any circumstances!!!
Can't argue that! One word: Cottage-cheese-thighs.

But, I was operating under the implied assumption that, had I been a woman (and posted naked pics), I would still be in nice shape.

That gives me an idea...

I think all the woman .org members should snap a pic of themselves, scantilly clad, of course, w/ their Max.; then, submit them to be the Maxima.org girl.

Each month, like we have a car of the month, we have the Max girl of the month. (I'll start a separate thread w/ this idea).
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 07:14 AM
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Originally posted by Stikya


I think all the woman .org members should snap a pic of themselves, scantilly clad, of course, w/ their Max.; then, submit them to be the Maxima.org girl.

Each month, like we have a car of the month, we have the Max girl of the month.
:best idea ever:

ive been in my car naked, just not in the drivers seat. when you put those front seats forward, the max has quite the back seat......
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 07:49 AM
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:best idea ever:

This has been turned into a poll, cast your vote here:
http://forums.maxima.org/showthread....readid=182178.
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 08:39 AM
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Re: Butt Naked

I tend to do that when on longer drives during the summer (don't sweat as much) ie. Toronto, Canada to NYC.. I generally put some boxers on or something when at the border crossing though, just to make sure I don't get into too much trouble should customs get jealous

Originally posted by Stikya
I know it's technically "buck" naked; but I prefer butt as it just paints a more vivid picture.

Want to post something fun, and see what kind of stories came up. I drive my Max naked on occasion (it gives you a new appreciation for the leather-seat warmer), and I wondered if anyone else ever did it.

I want to hear from everyone who enjoys driving their Maxima in the buff (that's nekkid to all you small-town folk)....

Any close encounters being caught? Anyone ever race naked?
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 08:48 AM
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Re: Re: Butt Naked

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I generally put some boxers on or something when at the border crossing though, just to make sure I don't get into too much trouble should customs get jealous
I knew there were others out there.

When you can do two things you enjoy at the same time (drive your max and be naked) it's the bomb.

Like bringing strawberries into the bedroom.......

Sometimes, I put on just underpants, and drive fast, just to chance getting pulled over. I'd like to see if I can get off (no pun intended) a ticket because I'm nearly naked.
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 08:54 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Butt Naked

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I knew there were others out there.

When you can do two things you enjoy at the same time (drive your max and be naked) it's the bomb.

Like bringing strawberries into the bedroom.......

Sometimes, I put on just underpants, and drive fast, just to chance getting pulled over. I'd like to see if I can get off (no pun intended) a ticket because I'm nearly naked.



Enough! Enough!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

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me you

I concur with everyone here, I really hope you get pulled over while driving naked. I think its a big thing when I drive with no socks.
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 09:17 AM
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Never drive the MAx neked but I did this 03 Altima in the Phoenix desert....

My lady and I were on vacation driving from Scottsdale AZ to San Diego CA. I think it was hwy 8 or 5 that goes from half way between Phoenix and Tucson well anyways it is 350 miles of barren land so we decided to have fun. Have you ever tried to drive a car while your girl is on top of you driving at 60 mph??? Try it sometime brings new meaning to defensive driving. We gave one trucka good show for a few seconds lol.
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 09:27 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Butt Naked

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Enough! Enough!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Amen. I never leave the house without at least a pair of basketball shorts and a t-shirt on. This is a little too wierd for me.
Old Jan 17, 2003 | 09:36 AM
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Re: Never drive the MAx neked but I did this 03 Altima in the Phoenix desert....

Originally posted by TheOzzfather
My lady and I were on vacation driving from Scottsdale AZ to San Diego CA. I think it was hwy 8 or 5 that goes from half way between Phoenix and Tucson well anyways it is 350 miles of barren land so we decided to have fun. Have you ever tried to drive a car while your girl is on top of you driving at 60 mph??? Try it sometime brings new meaning to defensive driving. We gave one trucka good show for a few seconds lol.
AWSOME!!!!!!!!!

That's what I'm talking about; people loosening up, and having some fun w/ life. You all weren't hurting anyone, and I know that trucker didn't mind a short peep show.

I've always wanted to do that; but I am a pretty tall guy (6'2") and have always dated fairly tall chicks (5'8"ish). I've never taken a long trip w/ out other people in the car, and it's pretty hard to get 2 people that big in one little bucket seat. But, my wife owns a van now, so we may have to take it out soon for a ride-pun intended!

BTW: LOOSEN UP, all you repressed nay-sayers.

Do something "naughty" or crazy just for the fun of it, go against social norms (anything that doens't hurt anyone). Step out of your cubicle and live life a little. BE ALIVE!



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