This has to be one of the funniest **** I've seen. Rice Boy #2 ha ha ha ha ha

 

I would have more posted there...but i cant find the guy that im really tryin to get...i dunno who he is but he drives a little black Sentra (not an SE-R) and hes got EVERY sticker that advanced auto sells on it. ALL OVER IT...with 2 big *** exhaust tips coming out of one side...only one of them actually works tho, kuz only one is burned on the inside...the other is just bolted to the bumper...he also has a damn park bench wing on it...with chrome spinnin HUBS now...NO JOKE, he has SPINNING HUBS on it...anyway..wait til i find him ridin around again...

 

Im in Temecula now, but Im in San Diego everyday, and lived in Rancho Bernardo for 10 years.

As you can attest, drive on coast highway ! THey should re-name it Ricer Highway.

 

i saw a dodge status with the huge aluminum wing thing on the back. and cut springs. he was in front of me bouncing over every rock and pebble on the road. he also had the huge exhaust. i passed him while i was laughing.

 

i can't remeber who posted the rice page, but. there are a few storms that run 10's. low 10's.

 

Trust me...this kid isnt runnin 10s.....and nor will he ever run 10s in his storm......by the way, what the hell are they doin to those damn things to make them run 10s?? or do you mean in the 1/8....

 

I'm not good with HTML either so I hope this works...

But if you haven't seen it before you gotta check out this honduh ricer boyz cartoon...


www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~attse/honduh.htm


-Brian

 

I think he was being sarcastic. Or at least I hope he was.

Yeah, that Honduh thing is funny.

 

Sorry it was only $5,350.

But take heart, because every component can be individually purchased, allowing fans to build their own CSR, one piece at a time. Or, you can opt for the second new Kenny Brown Mustang, a real "performance sleeper" known as the 3.8 Special. This is KB's response to V6 Mustang owners that want a tuner car that remains insurance and daily commute friendly.

To the stock pushrod 3.8-liter V6, KB adds his own high flow dual exhaust, and low restriction air filter, good for 205 horsepower, and 233 pound-feet of torque. 3.8 Special buyers also get a close ratio sport shifter, beefed up sport suspension and complete chassis reinforcements and 17-inch alloy wheels, as well as slick carbon-fiber-look interior trim and special 3.8 Special exterior graphics.

The power increase is good for a 0 to 60 of 8.5 seconds and a 1/4 mile run of 16.6 seconds at 85 miles-per-hour. The engine revs freer and is far more responsive than stock, while the sport shifter offers shorter throws, but a notchier feel. Our handling test revealed a noticeable decrease in understeer with quicker turn-in. Without a doubt, the 3.8 Special is much more balanced and forgiving at speed than the stock V6.

A great upgrade, for a mere $5,350! You can pile on extra features and expense, but you can't beat the value of the basic 3.8 Special package or the fun of driving a Kenny Brown tuned Mustang! Choose the Club Sport Racer in either street or competition trim, and you'll get a mind- boggling pony that rewrites the rules of Mustang performance. Or opt for the 3.8 Special, which kicks the every-man V6 Mustang up a serious performance notch for less money than some folks spend on a custom paint job.

 

Because that actually makes sense, and as we all know, none of these morons have any sense about anything...

 

i meant the 1/4 mile. those cars are light in the a$$. so they get down the 1320 really quick. if you go to the LOTUSelancentral website they will have the info for you.

 

My friend owns a Saturn. He painted it Lime Green, big *** rear aluminum wing. He painted the hood black for a carbon fiber knock off. And has Japanese letters on his rear window. Oh and a fart can. It's a pathetic looking POS, but I won't say that to his face.

Here in Maryville, we have plenty of RICE. Every damn Neon has a bodykit that isn't painted to match the color of the car, and is rolling on spare tires

Mustangs with altezzas you get the gist.

 

Ummm... your point? Stock 2K2-2K3 Maxes are a lot faster than that. I've run a 14.9 in the 1/4 mile in my stock auto 2K2 (best legit time here I've seen is w/stock auto is 14.6).

 

Did you ever think that Lumbee1 was being sarcastic?