"Bling Bling?" How about "Ping Ping?"
06-17-2003, 12:57 AM
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"Bling Bling?" How about "Ping Ping?"
If you don't listen to rap and aren't real familiar with the song "Bling Bling", you may not appreciate this parody.
Then again you may not appreciate it even if you do...
We've had our max about 3 weeks. I was driving home from work the other night and the song "Bling Bling" came on. Same time I'm changing lanes, hitting those little divider bumps in the road (city *******), causing something in my dash to make a rattling "ping" sound, and came up with my own little parody.
Ping Ping, everytime I hit a city titty.
Ping Ping, dealership don't give ditty.
Ping Ping, everytime I hit a bump in my ride.
Ping Ping, no matter how much I deflate the tires.
It's the parents with 5th gen Maxima.
Crappy diamond paint coating makes me run for cover.
Everytime I'm stuck in traffic behind yo' bumpa.
Sign my name accross that litigation Nissan I don't love em',
Bawlin...
Manny Moe and Jack what's up friends?
Can't tell me why SES lights on again?
I swear I clicked the gas lid 3 times this mornin' man.
I guess I'll have to take it the dealership once again...
I be the 5th genner with no rice on me.
If it has big stickers it don't look right on me.
I stay stressed out, all through the week.
My moneys gone if you don't know, I am married.
I see Focus' all riced out, I send em' home.
People say look at all those paint chips on that Nissan.
Diamond testings no good, Nissan's paint job makes me sick.
Everytime I see my front hood I just clinch my fist.
Despite all this I feel I'm driven a mean machine.
Can't decide if I should leave it stock or add the teins.
I know right now this parody has turned to crap.
I can't wait to get all the responses saying I can't rap.
Man, I know that.
Ricers with stickers pull up along side me.
Wife says take that 3 ft tall spoiler off that Honduh boy your killin' me.
All day our dash is rattling, "Ping, Ping Ping."
But still our 01 Max makes us smile, "Ping Ping."
Then again you may not appreciate it even if you do...
We've had our max about 3 weeks. I was driving home from work the other night and the song "Bling Bling" came on. Same time I'm changing lanes, hitting those little divider bumps in the road (city *******), causing something in my dash to make a rattling "ping" sound, and came up with my own little parody.
Ping Ping, everytime I hit a city titty.
Ping Ping, dealership don't give ditty.
Ping Ping, everytime I hit a bump in my ride.
Ping Ping, no matter how much I deflate the tires.
It's the parents with 5th gen Maxima.
Crappy diamond paint coating makes me run for cover.
Everytime I'm stuck in traffic behind yo' bumpa.
Sign my name accross that litigation Nissan I don't love em',
Bawlin...
Manny Moe and Jack what's up friends?
Can't tell me why SES lights on again?
I swear I clicked the gas lid 3 times this mornin' man.
I guess I'll have to take it the dealership once again...
I be the 5th genner with no rice on me.
If it has big stickers it don't look right on me.
I stay stressed out, all through the week.
My moneys gone if you don't know, I am married.
I see Focus' all riced out, I send em' home.
People say look at all those paint chips on that Nissan.
Diamond testings no good, Nissan's paint job makes me sick.
Everytime I see my front hood I just clinch my fist.
Despite all this I feel I'm driven a mean machine.
Can't decide if I should leave it stock or add the teins.
I know right now this parody has turned to crap.
I can't wait to get all the responses saying I can't rap.
Man, I know that.
Ricers with stickers pull up along side me.
Wife says take that 3 ft tall spoiler off that Honduh boy your killin' me.
All day our dash is rattling, "Ping, Ping Ping."
But still our 01 Max makes us smile, "Ping Ping."
06-17-2003, 06:45 AM
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Location: Las Cruces, NM
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OH man you got the flow.... check it check it check it....
look homie im gonna be hostin a little get together and all wit snoop, dre s'posed to be der and em and mayB even fitty so hit me up wit a pm dog ill get you flowin *** up on da stage fo deez fools and maybye we could get you a little deal...........
Or at least a sprite commercial
WHEELMAN
look homie im gonna be hostin a little get together and all wit snoop, dre s'posed to be der and em and mayB even fitty so hit me up wit a pm dog ill get you flowin *** up on da stage fo deez fools and maybye we could get you a little deal...........
Or at least a sprite commercial
WHEELMAN
06-17-2003, 07:11 AM
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Originally posted by guapsnaman
you know how da game is you know how we do in da hood so dont be aktin like you outside da game
what you afraid somebody gonna spray you
you should be da way you frontin right now somebody might just spray your whole hood den cruise to ya momma house to finish out dem clips
WHEELMAN
06-17-2003, 07:26 AM
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Originally posted by guapsnaman
OK WHEELMAN_03_SE I get it now. Please keep all firearms away from the area.
OK WHEELMAN_03_SE I get it now. Please keep all firearms away from the area.
hahahahahahahahaha
Guided missiles are whatyou need to worry about not litt punk as ses with hand guns and uzi's
WHEELMAN
06-17-2003, 09:16 AM
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haha like it
know the song "many men" by 50 cent?
rather then "many many men... many many many many men...have mercy on many men..." i'm workin on the "mini mini-van... mini mini mini mini van... have mercy on me i drive a mini-van..." and so on. sing it to the beat of the song and it fits in perfect
needs some verses tho... maybe on lunch break today
know the song "many men" by 50 cent?
rather then "many many men... many many many many men...have mercy on many men..." i'm workin on the "mini mini-van... mini mini mini mini van... have mercy on me i drive a mini-van..." and so on. sing it to the beat of the song and it fits in perfect
needs some verses tho... maybe on lunch break today
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