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Old 03-19-2001, 12:34 PM
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I know this guy that has this deli truck, and he's been talking sh#$ about maxima's... Well i challenged him to a race, but now am having reservations...

What do yo guys think about my chances....

What should I expect in terms of 0-60 , 1/4 mi. times for a loaded deli truck??

Anything I should do before the race?? Perhaps pull out the passenger seats, and empty the gas tank??

He has V12 badging and a mean looking VTEC sticker.... Should i be seriously worried??

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Just thought we needed a little morale booster... GUYS!!! (and gals)... we went from posts titled "Spanked a Mustang" to "Can I take a camry/neon/metro, etc."

PS.. i finally snapped a few quick snapshots of my stock auto SE, in case anyone cares --> http://www.tomz.org/about/maxima/
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You mean its like a FedEx truck???? Well, I would bet you should kick some a$$, but then I could also be full of bologne...
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Depends on what he has in the deli truck

If he's got methane producing sandwiches in his truck then beware, methane gives alot of extra hp and should help him really fly!
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unrelated...

your car looks familiar

http://www.adpub.com/max_front.jpg

http://www.adpub.com/max_front_x.jpg

http://www.adpub.com/max_fc.jpg

ahhh, sterling mist.. dare to be different.. for instance, I dont think sterling mist max's and iMacs are in the same demographic. oh well... I dont have to wash it often.. thats worth something
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Now this guy hit the nail right on the head. I remember reading a post about a guy who kicked a beamers ***. Now i see posts like: I got my *** kicked by an old VW beetle.

These are fast cars gentlemen. We just need fast drivers.
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Re: unrelated...

Originally posted by TimW
your car looks familiar

http://www.adpub.com/max_front.jpg

http://www.adpub.com/max_front_x.jpg

http://www.adpub.com/max_fc.jpg

ahhh, sterling mist.. dare to be different.. for instance, I dont think sterling mist max's and iMacs are in the same demographic. oh well... I dont have to wash it often.. thats worth something

Oh my god... (tom is jumping down ecstatically)... Those pictures look EXACTLY like my car!!! where did you get them from ????!!!!! :-) ....

Speaking of imac's, u think I could win a race against one???? they look fairly aerodynamic.... what if the imac is rolling down a hill??? how bout if I S/C my max??
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speaking of nice roadkills...

this ***** in a BMW 323Ci 5spd tried to race me today. heh heh heh...I have nothing but respect for BMW's...there are awesome cars, but this guy was asking for some maxima tail, so I gave it to him. from about a 10 mph rolling start...and it was not even close the whole time. I kicked some a$$.
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Originally posted by djmaxski
You mean its like a FedEx truck???? Well, I would bet you should kick some a$$, but then I could also be full of bologne...
hey full of bologne....lol...like a deli truck
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depends on the driver...


if mingo was driving... i'd think the max would bow down to the Schloski's truck. If Kev was driving, it'd be closer, but, the Truck is still winning. If i drove... well...of course you'd win...

All in good fun guys.
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Make sure the trunk isn't packing NOS.
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Originally posted by Y2KevSE
Make sure the trunk isn't packing NOS.
or hiding an SC or turbo
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or hiding an SC or turbo
Or the Maxima is towing a slab of bricks and some orca sized person isn't driving it...

or...
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He'll definitely beat you if he has the VW wood...

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Is this Home Depot's new entry in the Sportscar-Utility division?????????????? (see previous post)
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Originally posted by Y2KevSE
He'll definitely beat you if he has the VW wood...


VW Wood...
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He'll definitely beat you if he has the VW wood...

LOL!! That rocks... I've been thinking of adding that performance package to my max and then going rallying.. what do you guys think?!
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Originally posted by punkdork


LOL!! That rocks... I've been thinking of adding that performance package to my max and then going rallying.. what do you guys think?!
Well it should give your max a lot of downforce, and keep your car planted firmly to the ground!
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Originally posted by max2001se



VW Wood...
ROTFLMAO
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Hmm.... more downforce = more friction = better traction = less wheelspin!!!

I see nothing wrong...


a win-win situation... I like :-)


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Well it should give your max a lot of downforce, and keep your car planted firmly to the ground!
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How's this for downforce...

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Damn those canadians are clever... :-)

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Originally posted by Y2KevSE
How's this for downforce...

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Originally posted by tomz17
Damn those canadians are clever... :-)

-Tom
I can't believe no one has thought of that before... I wonder how that jet will perform on the track?!
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that has got to be the wierdest crap i have ever seen. LMAO
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Originally posted by gtr_rider
that has got to be the wierdest crap i have ever seen. LMAO
hehehe....told you the 5th gen forum's got the good stuff
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Originally posted by Y2KevSE
How's this for downforce...

That's funny, that's how my flight to Oregon felt like it was carrying.

and...is that Leman's car with the wood stack real?
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Probably not... It looks like the track is wet, but the wood is dry...
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Cops got wood too...



The VW guys went berserk on the wood thing all because of one person.
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Originally posted by Y2KevSE
How's this for downforce...

U guys gotta stop this my sides hurt and I'm cryin already!
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Originally posted by Y2KevSE
Cops got wood too...



The VW guys went berserk on the wood thing all because of one person.
Ok, kevin, i wanna know what you do for a living, cause i want your job! I hope you find this pictures, and not make them...I need more free time!! these are great!
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The VW guys made these images... http://www.vwvortex.com

Someone started a thread and people posted pics... you probably can find that thread if you searched.
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Who's in for a group buy on an Ooglie Pile o' Wood?? I'll call home depot tomorrow!
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Ooooh...ooglie wood...that whould look real sharp!
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