So there I was, cruising down Va. Beach Blvd enjoying the change away from ****ty weather, when the light up ahead turns red. I casually coast up and see a Ford ZX2 and a very early 90's Teg LS sitting next to each other. Then I notice the ZX2 driver inching up and staring at the Teg, who was doing the same thing. Holy shiznit, they're gonna go at it, I thought to myself. I only hoped I would be able to keep up with these terrible beasts to see the final results. After all, they were both RED, so I knew they had to be fast, plus they both had the monster exhaust tip which we all know is good for tons of hp. The light turned green and I think I might have even heard one squeal his tires. The far left lane opened up, so I punched it and headed over there. To my astonishment, I was BEATING them!!! You can call BS on me all you want, but I swear, it's true! I couldn't believe my 4-door grandpa car could even keep up, let alone pass them. Then I saw the Teg's hood...he had a HUGE Japanese character on it. It covered almost the entire hood! Holy ****, how did I ever beat that!? I was drenched with sweat from my adrenaline rush and pulled into the nearest gas station for something cold to drink and calm my frayed nerves. I'm not sure who won the race cause it's hard to tell when both cars are like 20 cars back in your rearview, but whew, was I psyched!

 

you're weird ..

 

red + japanese lettering = intense fear

 

I call BS!! There's no way you could be in front of the Teg and the ZX2, and your talking about 20 car lenghts?? Are those Geo Metro car lengths? Hell, you know the japanese lettering, big exhuast, red colour equal atleast 200hp to the wheels in those light cars!! And plus you had to go to the gas station, cause you had to fill up cause your large displacement engine drinks gas like an alchoholic drinks liquor on St. Patricks day!!

 

nah... get outta here! no way you can beat those rice rockets! i mean... race cars..