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Old Oct 25, 2011 | 12:18 PM
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5th Gen Craigslist funnies...

Since this is 5th gen related, I couldn't see putting it in Off Topic

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/2664622148.html

2001 nissan maxima 4door GXE runs great auto transs, engine exsalant has minor rust nothing searise and driver door nop loos and one of the taillight brookn ,has 137,000 miles asking 3600 opo text or call 908 4441139


My brain hurt after reading this...
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 12:22 PM
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How can there be so much wrong in one sentence?
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 12:24 PM
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Or that much fail....
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 12:24 PM
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I have a rust spot developing in that same area on both sides. Must be a design flaw of some sorts.
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 12:25 PM
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Tells you a lot about the owner-- and the amount of care that they put in the car. What is wrong with people!!!
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 12:30 PM
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i should text him in the same language he types and see how he responds
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 12:41 PM
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Why is Clashez selling his car? Isn't it in exsalant condition?
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 12:49 PM
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Why is Clashez selling his car? Isn't it in exsalant condition?
El Oh El
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 12:56 PM
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This is like 5 mins from where I live... Kinda want to meet him... and slap some grammar/spelling/sentence structure into him
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 01:46 PM
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Why is Clashez selling his car? Isn't it in exsalant condition?
Buh duh *ching!
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 02:20 PM
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Yup, either a "furrinur" or someone that operates on advanced text messaging lingo...

Trying to negotiate the price should be a fun exercise in hysteria!

Old Oct 25, 2011 | 02:26 PM
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Why is Clashez selling his car? Isn't it in exsalant condition?
BIPPITY BOPPITY...
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 02:51 PM
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"3600 opo"

call me crazy but "p" is a little far away from the "b'" on a keyboard. unless its something else.
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
Why is Clashez selling his car? Isn't it in exsalant condition?
BA DA BING!!!

Please don't get me started, going off on the children again, Rochester!

TOO FUNNY!!!
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It's eyether a kindergartener who wrote it or somewon who no speaky englis.
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by atxking27
"3600 opo"

call me crazy but "p" is a little far away from the "b'" on a keyboard. unless its something else.
Myst be a Tybo!
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 03:15 PM
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I can guarantee that english is far from their native language. My Saudi buddy easily confuses Bs and Ps like that. Although, I can't explain the other bizarre spellings.

Which, comes back around to our favorite org member... What's his excuse, again?

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I think I need to do more research on this mod "driver door nop loos"
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 03:48 PM
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaahaaaaaaa i think i also had a headache after reading that llamf...
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 03:51 PM
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I dont understand how someone can be so illiterate. Do they really expect that someone will want to buy that car? Probably has the same oil from 10,000 miles ago.
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 03:59 PM
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ow cun yuh sey dat. me thanks e on't no wut oil ezzz
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 04:10 PM
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My drive r door nop is loos too
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MAXXED_816
I dont understand how someone can be so illiterate. Do they really expect that someone will want to buy that car? Probably has the same oil from 10,000 miles ago.
You should see how some of my kid brother's friends spell things - little geniuses and their writings are so cryptic - it's the text messaging generation: it's all code.

Don't think that's the case here though.

Any info on the "door nop loos" mod greatly appreciated!
:roll smile
Old Oct 25, 2011 | 05:57 PM
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well there are a lot of foreigners in Hilliard...
Old Oct 26, 2011 | 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
Why is Clashez selling his car? Isn't it in exsalant condition?
lol
Old Oct 26, 2011 | 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by atxking27
"3600 opo"

call me crazy but "p" is a little far away from the "b'" on a keyboard. unless its something else.
Maybe OPO is "Orignial Price Offer" Still trying to figure out what a door nop loos is.....
Old Oct 26, 2011 | 04:22 AM
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Old Oct 26, 2011 | 10:27 AM
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Maybe OPO is "Orignial Price Offer" Still trying to figure out what a door nop loos is.....
guess he meant "door *** loose", but cars don't have door *****
Old Oct 26, 2011 | 12:20 PM
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This is great! Had no idea such a simple post would get so much responses! LOL! You guys are cracking me up!!!

Wonder if the intelligence runs in the family. That would be an interesting thing to see. Communications between family via email.
Old Oct 26, 2011 | 12:29 PM
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This ad is for 6th gens, but equally deserving - don't say the buyer wasn't warned, but hey: only $10 for a few days' longetivity???

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/pts/2667520132.html
Old Oct 26, 2011 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by EuroDriver
This ad is for 6th gens, but equally deserving - don't say the buyer wasn't warned, but hey: only $10 for a few days' longetivity???

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/pts/2667520132.html

Appropriately located in Lemon Grove.
Old Oct 26, 2011 | 05:10 PM
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Here's another one worth reading - who ever said a Maxima is not the ideal first car for a teenager?

http://www.parrotsmuggler.com/2010/0...-for-sale.html
Old Oct 26, 2011 | 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by EuroDriver
Here's another one worth reading - who ever said a Maxima is not the ideal first car for a teenager?

http://www.parrotsmuggler.com/2010/0...-for-sale.html
Best Craigslist posting I've read in a while. Had me rollin
Old Oct 27, 2011 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by EuroDriver
Here's another one worth reading - who ever said a Maxima is not the ideal first car for a teenager?

http://www.parrotsmuggler.com/2010/0...-for-sale.html
lmaooo!!!! i read this cracking up as it reminds me of my old toyota avalon! my friends will get a kick out of this lol.

my friend from jordan said they dont use the letter "p" or the sound, so they usually use b lol. like a bontiac instead of pontiac lol.
Old Oct 27, 2011 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by EuroDriver
Here's another one worth reading - who ever said a Maxima is not the ideal first car for a teenager?

http://www.parrotsmuggler.com/2010/0...-for-sale.html
Is this one real?? It sounds like a gimmick, but either way it's still funny
Old Oct 27, 2011 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Nexus67
Is this one real?? It sounds like a gimmick, but either way it's still funny
Dunno, I found it online, but it had me laughing by myself like an idiot for quite a while!

Did you ever get your harness to work?
Old Oct 27, 2011 | 11:11 AM
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Dunno, I found it online, but it had me laughing by myself like an idiot for quite a while!

Did you ever get your harness to work?
It's def funny b/c it's like the guy is advertising almost like doesn't want to sell it
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I started working on it but work/weather keep jumping in the way.
Old Oct 27, 2011 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Nexus67
I started working on it but work/weather keep jumping in the way.
Literally takes about 5 minutes - rewire your harness pins the way I did on my thread pics, then go plug it in!
Old Oct 27, 2011 | 11:18 AM
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Literally takes about 5 minutes - rewire your harness pins the way I did on my thread pics, then go plug it in!
5min I don't have (@ work as we speak)
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