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Old May 25, 2012 | 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by essential1
With the swpye keyboard I don't have to look at the phone too much to text either. And the ICS voice text is actually really good. The best I've tried so far. When I'm driving, I will say what I want to text and it always comes out perfect.
same, thats pretty impressive... i use that all the time with the GPS
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:26 AM
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Full car length = a billion ******** cutting into your lane. I'll pass on that.
What do you care who cuts into your lane. It's not your lane, Chris, it's just the road.

Here's a tip: it's a whole lot more fun to manage traffic than it is to attack it. Nothing is personal on the road. And when someone else makes it personal, then you let them go on their way, because you don't need that kind of hate in your life.

Wow, you're a Road Rager, aren't you? Good lord.
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:27 AM
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you're the person i'd brake check at a stop light...when you get close on my bumper when i'm slowing down and you're riding my bumper i yank my park brake and get you off my ***, works every single fukin time
There's a difference between riding someone and leaving a lot or a little bit of space. I have never been brake checked and have never been in an accident.

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*** that, i only worry about that when i'm making moves even then i'm never behind a person that close for that long i always give myself space between me and the other person
Seems like plenty of space to me. No issues here.
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:29 AM
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i only catch roadrage when someone pulls up in the middle of an intersection and i got the green.i will get out my car and confront them about their decision to do such
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by ShocknAwe
See, I like the new ShocknAwe. The original ShocknAwe would have gone apesh1t angry on the keyboard. But this new guy, he's cool.

Originally Posted by ShocknAwe
I was always told the correct length between the car in front of you and you is where you can see under their car. Maybe a bit much but you wont say that when they slam on their breaks and you run into them
That's another one. I've heard that too.

Of course, if you were behind one of you low-riders, you'd need about a quarter mile gap.
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
What do you care who cuts into your lane. It's not your lane, Chris, it's just the road.

Here's a tip: it's a whole lot more fun to manage traffic than it is to attack it. Nothing is personal on the road. And when someone else makes it personal, then you let them go on their way, because you don't need that kind of hate in your life.

Wow, you're a Road Rager, aren't you? Good lord.
lol i have road rage against bumper riders

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There's a difference between riding someone and leaving a lot or a little bit of space. I have never been brake checked and have never been in an accident.



Seems like plenty of space to me. No issues here.
you havent been behind me...form what you're saying i'm 99% sure you'd get brake checked w/ me
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
What do you care who cuts into your lane. It's not your lane, Chris, it's just the road. Here's a tip: it's a whole lot more fun to manage traffic than it is to attack it. Nothing is personal on the road. And when someone else makes it personal, then you let them go on their way, because you don't need that kind of hate in your life. Wow, you're a Road Rager, aren't you? Good lord.
I care because it can cause me to get into an accident. Again, I'll pass. I chill on the road but don't need ******* cutting in to try to get to wherever they have to go a little faster.

No road rage here.
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:32 AM
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you havent been behind me...form what you're saying i'm 99% sure you'd get brake checked w/ me
Guarantee I wouldn't. There's a difference in what you're talking about and what I'm talking about.
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by essential1
LAAAD JESUS!!! Mi figet bout dat.
He also forgit that you are jamaican also lmao
Originally Posted by ShocknAwe
Ok people please be nice and take 2sec to vote for my friend http://www.maxim.com/hometown-hottie...ny-athens-ga-2. Shes really nice. Heres a better picture bc Maxim chose terrible ones to indirectly get votes for who they want to win:
She easily gets my vote lol
Originally Posted by Rochester

I touch type. However, I don't drive with my computer in my lap. That would be really dumb.

Oh, wait. There's an on-topic smack in there somewhere.
you just some how went into the same class as aackshun... you rant at me about lacking understanding but honestly, did you really think the reason i asked that was to ask if you drove with the computer in your lap???....
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by essential1
aackshun...

Hustle...

Crusher...

cj...

No tube @ work

Originally Posted by cjandura
but that wont interpret Hustles Jamaican slang
example:
Hustle: Wa de Bumbleras dem bloodclot yardboy get out me bumbleras way star me lat for bumblclot wuk
Phone Text :HUH?
ROFLMFAOOOOO

omg

Originally Posted by ShocknAwe
Ok people please be nice and take 2sec to vote for my friend http://www.maxim.com/hometown-hottie...ny-athens-ga-2. Shes really nice. Heres a better picture bc Maxim chose terrible ones to indirectly get votes for who they want to win:
[IMG]http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/162636_1502464798061_4630148_n.jpg[IMG]
Where's pics of home girl from the car?

If you post pics of home girl from the car and tell us to vote for your home girl then I bet she'd get a lot more votes.

Originally Posted by ChrisMan287
Traffic = maybe half a car length or a little less.
Stop light = half of that.
Pshhh 1 foot in traffic, i'm on dat *** all the time.

Originally Posted by Rochester
You gotta be kidding. Traffic: 1 car length for every 10 mph.

You a tailgater. Man, I hate tailgaters. I bet you cjandura pulls his gun on tailgaters.
You obviously don't live in the city.

Originally Posted by phatboislim
her eyes are sexy/gorgeous even...but she has an inspector gadget length face...i mean she's a pretty girl, but thats an imperfection i dont like..
This and....
Originally Posted by cjandura
looks like little girl should be doing homework and making cupcakes
Is why I won't vote!

Originally Posted by ChrisMan287
Full car length = a billion ******** cutting into your lane. I'll pass on that.
+1 fcking million.

Never let anyone over in traffic, unless they're the victim of Houston's terrible onramps, if you let one person over, 7 people will cut you off, Houston drivers are sharks, I swurrrr ta gawd!

Originally Posted by ShocknAwe
ChocolateStraw > ChocknNaww.

By Ghustler decree that is your new name.
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by ChrisMan287
I care because it can cause me to get into an accident. Again, I'll pass. I chill on the road but don't need ******* cutting in to try to get to wherever they have to go a little faster.

No road rage here.
You don't understand. You're more likely to get into an accident because of your attitude, not in spite of it.

Seriously. I'm not kidding around. You got issues.
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by ChrisMan287
Guarantee I wouldn't. There's a difference in what you're talking about and what I'm talking about.
i'd have to see this
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by aackshun

You obviously don't live in the city.

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he obviously dont lol
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so what would a 3 car length difference time wise be in a 1/4 mile?just an approximate
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Rochester
You don't understand. You're more likely to get into an accident because of your attitude, not in spite of it.

Seriously. I'm not kidding around. You got issues.
same as you would more likely get into an accident when u got that attitude telling me about txtn and pulling off.... now what.... ill still be sitting at the light lol
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
he obviously dont lol
No, I don't. Thought you knew that?

I'm a suburban warrior. I mow the lawn on weekends. My wife drives a Honda. My kids play soccer, and on a soccer field, not in a parking lot.

Oh... look, UPS is here. That must be my new oil filters for the G.
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by cjandura
so what would a 3 car length difference time wise be in a 1/4 mile?just an approximate
lol... all depends on speed... hard to tell though... maxima vs maxima... maybe .4-.7second ish
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
same as you would more likely get into an accident when u got that attitude telling me about txtn and pulling off.... now what.... ill still be sitting at the light lol
No, no, no. In my little story, I was smiling at you while calling you an ahole. And I certainly wouldn't race you, either. Because you drive a AE, and it wouldn't be worth it. (Moncef maybe, him I'd run.)

What would happen is the cars behind us would start honking because neither of us would be the first to drive away.

Kind of funny, that.
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Originally Posted by Rochester
No, I don't. Thought you knew that?

I'm a suburban warrior. I mow the lawn on weekends. My wife drives a Honda. My kids play soccer, and on a soccer field, not in a parking lot.

Oh... look, UPS is here. That must be my new oil filters for the G.
so all those comments from you is null n void
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ShocknAwe
I was always told the correct length between the car in front of you and you is where you can see under their car. Maybe a bit much but you wont say that when they slam on their breaks and you run into them
Well, I can be right up on the cars bumper and still see undeneath.

Originally Posted by Rochester

That's another one. I've heard that too.

Of course, if you were behind one of you low-riders, you'd need about a quarter mile gap.
That works out well for me so people wont ride my bumper.

But being serious now, I don't like to tailgate, and at the same time I hate when people tale gate me. When I stop at a light, I keep a pretty big gap between me and the car in front of me because chances are the azz hole behind me is going to pull up extra close to look at the stance of my car.
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
so all those comments from you is null n void
Coming from an expert on pointless comments, I can only defer to your judgement.
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You don't understand. You're more likely to get into an accident because of your attitude, not in spite of it. Seriously. I'm not kidding around. You got issues.
What attitude? lol Because I want to keep myself from getting into an accident I have an attitude?



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i'd have to see this
Too bad you never will lol
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by ChrisMan287
What attitude? lol Because I want to keep myself from getting into an accident I have an attitude?
Let me paraphrase, and maybe you'll recognize the cognitive dissonance.

"I don't have road rage issues... it's all the other azzholes that's the problem."

Does that help?
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Originally Posted by Rochester
No, no, no. In my little story, I was smiling at you while calling you an ahole. And I certainly wouldn't race you, either. Because you drive a AE, and it wouldn't be worth it. (Moncef maybe, him I'd run.)

What would happen is the cars behind us would start honking because neither of us would be the first to drive away.

Kind of funny, that.
yet again another fail but you tried.... you brought up the past when i was texting and driving, which was when i owned a 5.5.... so are you now flip flopping on what you are saying???


Also IIRC you said you wouldve called me an A'hole, im sure there would be some attitude to that...

i guess you want me to argue why i should be of some good race for your G???... would that decrease some years off your age??... lil more effort into ur lil joke.... not well executed srry chester this might bee your weekest yet lol
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
lol... all depends on speed... hard to tell though... maxima vs maxima... maybe .4-.7second ish
i'm trying to give Cleatus 3 cars aackshun how whould this measure up Mr.Computron?




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Cylinders: V6
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Torque: 246 ft-lbs. @ 4400 rpm
Horsepower: 255 hp @ 5800 rpm

stock gt-r :10.8/11.6
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Torque: 430 ft-lbs. @ 3200 rpm
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Old May 25, 2012 | 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by ChrisMan287
What attitude? lol Because I want to keep myself from getting into an accident I have an attitude?





Too bad you never will lol
watch him try to use SAT words to try and make his case lmao

Originally Posted by Rochester
Let me paraphrase, and maybe you'll recognize the cognitive dissonance.

"I don't have road rage issues... it's all the other azzholes that's the problem."

Does that help?
.................................................. ..... what i say lmao
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:49 AM
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Gawd, Hustler, you're so difficult to actually make sense of sometimes.
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Originally Posted by cjandura
i'm trying to give Cleatus 3 cars aackshun how whould this measure up Mr.Computron?




stock maxima: 14.6/14.7
Base engine size: 3.5 L
Cam type: Double overhead cam (DOHC)
Cylinders: V6
Valves: 24
Valve timing: Variable
Torque: 246 ft-lbs. @ 4400 rpm
Horsepower: 255 hp @ 5800 rpm

stock gt-r :10.8/11.6
Base engine size: 3.8 L
Cam type: Double overhead cam (DOHC)
Cylinders: V6
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Valve timing: Variable
Torque: 430 ft-lbs. @ 3200 rpm
Horsepower: 480 hp @ 6400 rpm
you in the skyline???.. man bro i just dont know lol
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No, I don't. Thought you knew that?

I'm a suburban warrior. I mow the lawn on weekends. My wife drives a Honda. My kids play soccer, and on a soccer field, not in a parking lot.

Oh... look, UPS is here. That must be my new oil filters for the G.


Originally Posted by Rochester
"I don't have road rage issues... it's all the other azzholes that's the problem."




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Gawd, Hustler, you're so difficult to actually make sense of sometimes.
No......... actually you are lol
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by essential1
Well, I can be right up on the cars bumper and still see undeneath.



That works out well for me so people wont ride my bumper.

But being serious now, I don't like to tailgate, and at the same time I hate when people tale gate me. When I stop at a light, I keep a pretty big gap between me and the car in front of me because chances are the azz hole behind me is going to pull up extra close to look at the stance of my car.
but x2

Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
watch him try to use SAT words to try and make his case lmao


.................................................. ..... what i say lmao
i'm fukin weak as hell
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
watch him try to use SAT words to try and make his case lmao
Admittedly, it would be a lot more funny if I tried to talk like you. It's funny enough when cjandura starts in with the jive. But I can't do it, man. I haz self respect.

(oops)
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Originally Posted by cjandura
i'm trying to give Cleatus 3 cars aackshun how whould this measure up Mr.Computron?
You forgot AWD vs. FWD and coef. of drag.

GTR would barely nose the maxima
Old May 25, 2012 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by cjandura
i'm trying to give Cleatus 3 cars aackshun how whould this measure up Mr.Computron?




stock maxima: 14.6/14.7
Base engine size: 3.5 L
Cam type: Double overhead cam (DOHC)
Cylinders: V6
Valves: 24
Valve timing: Variable
Torque: 246 ft-lbs. @ 4400 rpm
Horsepower: 255 hp @ 5800 rpm

stock gt-r :10.8/11.6
Base engine size: 3.8 L
Cam type: Double overhead cam (DOHC)
Cylinders: V6
Valves: 24
Valve timing: Variable
Torque: 430 ft-lbs. @ 3200 rpm
Horsepower: 480 hp @ 6400 rpm
Get the fawk outta here with that chit... lol take ur asz to a gtr forun with that. maxima vs maxima loser gets 5 month banned from the org
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Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
you just some how went into the same class as aackshun...
Not for nothing, but you do realize Aaron is pretty smart, right?
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Originally Posted by Rochester
Let me paraphrase, and maybe you'll recognize the cognitive dissonance. "I don't have road rage issues... it's all the other azzholes that's the problem." Does that help?
Originally Posted by Grand_hustle17
watch him try to use SAT words to try and make his case lmao .................................................. ..... what i say lmao
Yup.

So now I have road rage issues because I call someone an ******* because they cut into me?

Then you have the same issues as well for calling Denver an ahole at the stop light for texting Makes no real sense..
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Originally Posted by Rochester
Admittedly, it would be a lot more funny if I tried to talk like you. It's funny enough when cjandura starts in with the jive. But I can't do it, man. I haz self respect.

(oops)
wut dis hur jive u be talk bout willis?
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Originally Posted by cjandura
wut dis hur jive u be talk bout willis?


Here I am trying to teach Hustler proper language skills.

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So now I have road rage issues because I call someone an ******* because they cut into me?
Not exactly. You have issues because you tailgate so that people don't cut you off.

Stop tailgating, and life will get better.
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Yup.

So now I have road rage issues because I call someone an ******* because they cut into me?

Then you have the same issues as well for calling Denver an ahole at the stop light for texting Makes no real sense..
thank you... yet he is so "smart" ... know whats crazy the more he tries to dig himself out this ditch the more he starts to be more like aackshun....

he tries to use his age to make himself seem oooo so intelligent lmao

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