got Milk???
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got Milk???
Ok, its my turn for this kinda story.
Last night my girlfriend and I went to Ralphs for some latenight grocery shopping. The parking lot is practically empty so I decide (stupidly) that finally I dont have to fear the Max getting dinged by being parked next to a car (I usually park in the farthest, emptiest spots).
So, I park right up next to the store where it looked like someone had a leaky milk gallon and left it on the parking spot like 2 spots away from me. I of course didnt think anything of it except not to step in the milk puddle so I dont dirty the car (WHICH I JUST WASHED LIKE 3 HOURS BEFORE).
Anyway, we spend about an hour in the store, and when we came out the half empty broken milk gallon was gone, and thats where my heart stopped!! I knew right then and there what was waiting for me before I even saw my car........
Dirty, smelly, old milk all over my car!!! Man, I was so PISSED!!! Who the **** would do that?? Seriously!
Anyway, other than the embarrasment that comes with driving a car soaked in milk (luckily it was midnight), it wasnt all that bad. I drove to the nearest do-it-yourself carwash and cleaned up the whole mess.
Anyway, just had to vent. I know some or most of you have felt my pain. And like one of you posted in the caked Max thread, "at least it wasn't a brick". Amen to that.
-MO-
Last night my girlfriend and I went to Ralphs for some latenight grocery shopping. The parking lot is practically empty so I decide (stupidly) that finally I dont have to fear the Max getting dinged by being parked next to a car (I usually park in the farthest, emptiest spots).
So, I park right up next to the store where it looked like someone had a leaky milk gallon and left it on the parking spot like 2 spots away from me. I of course didnt think anything of it except not to step in the milk puddle so I dont dirty the car (WHICH I JUST WASHED LIKE 3 HOURS BEFORE).
Anyway, we spend about an hour in the store, and when we came out the half empty broken milk gallon was gone, and thats where my heart stopped!! I knew right then and there what was waiting for me before I even saw my car........
Dirty, smelly, old milk all over my car!!! Man, I was so PISSED!!! Who the **** would do that?? Seriously!
Anyway, other than the embarrasment that comes with driving a car soaked in milk (luckily it was midnight), it wasnt all that bad. I drove to the nearest do-it-yourself carwash and cleaned up the whole mess.
Anyway, just had to vent. I know some or most of you have felt my pain. And like one of you posted in the caked Max thread, "at least it wasn't a brick". Amen to that.
-MO-
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From: Displaced New Yorker in Southern, MD
Damm, your Max Got Milk! You should ask the store if they have an outside surveillance camera that can be played back for the police, could be a shopper? Could be an employee?? Or just some a$$hole off the street??? Anyway, never hurts to ask…
Originally Posted by MO
And like one of you posted in the caked Max thread, "at least it wasn't a brick". Amen to that.
get er clean again MO...
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Originally Posted by DeusExMaxima
Lets see . . .so far our Maxes have been caked and now milked. What next? Egged? I hope not!!
I got the egg job about two weeks ago. Right in front of my house and no I do not have garage. Fortunately the egg barely touched any paint mostly the window. No damage. Stupid kids probably. I used to be one of those stupid kids!!!
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Originally Posted by MObruin
Ok, its my turn for this kinda story.
Last night my girlfriend and I went to Ralphs for some latenight grocery shopping. The parking lot is practically empty so I decide (stupidly) that finally I dont have to fear the Max getting dinged by being parked next to a car (I usually park in the farthest, emptiest spots).
So, I park right up next to the store where it looked like someone had a leaky milk gallon and left it on the parking spot like 2 spots away from me. I of course didnt think anything of it except not to step in the milk puddle so I dont dirty the car (WHICH I JUST WASHED LIKE 3 HOURS BEFORE).
Anyway, we spend about an hour in the store, and when we came out the half empty broken milk gallon was gone, and thats where my heart stopped!! I knew right then and there what was waiting for me before I even saw my car........
Dirty, smelly, old milk all over my car!!! Man, I was so PISSED!!! Who the **** would do that?? Seriously!
Anyway, other than the embarrasment that comes with driving a car soaked in milk (luckily it was midnight), it wasnt all that bad. I drove to the nearest do-it-yourself carwash and cleaned up the whole mess.
Anyway, just had to vent. I know some or most of you have felt my pain. And like one of you posted in the caked Max thread, "at least it wasn't a brick". Amen to that.
-MO-
Last night my girlfriend and I went to Ralphs for some latenight grocery shopping. The parking lot is practically empty so I decide (stupidly) that finally I dont have to fear the Max getting dinged by being parked next to a car (I usually park in the farthest, emptiest spots).
So, I park right up next to the store where it looked like someone had a leaky milk gallon and left it on the parking spot like 2 spots away from me. I of course didnt think anything of it except not to step in the milk puddle so I dont dirty the car (WHICH I JUST WASHED LIKE 3 HOURS BEFORE).
Anyway, we spend about an hour in the store, and when we came out the half empty broken milk gallon was gone, and thats where my heart stopped!! I knew right then and there what was waiting for me before I even saw my car........
Dirty, smelly, old milk all over my car!!! Man, I was so PISSED!!! Who the **** would do that?? Seriously!
Anyway, other than the embarrasment that comes with driving a car soaked in milk (luckily it was midnight), it wasnt all that bad. I drove to the nearest do-it-yourself carwash and cleaned up the whole mess.
Anyway, just had to vent. I know some or most of you have felt my pain. And like one of you posted in the caked Max thread, "at least it wasn't a brick". Amen to that.
-MO-
Actually is rather sad people who have nothing better to do .. but I would take that or cake anyday over being Keyed .... (UNLESS IT WAS STRAWBERRY MILK, I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE ALL THAT PINK ON ME MOTOR)
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i bet some drunk guy drove over it on accident, but that still sucks, DAMN YOU KIDS ( DRUNKS, ~~ DRUNK KIDS!) ..
someone rolled over some ketchup packets and splated all over the driver side doors and windows while i was at work AND on top of that the sun was beating down on the drivers side all day...
am i invited?
Originally Posted by chernmax
All, we are looking for Max car owners that have been whipped creamed and cherried in order to get this Max party started...
am i invited?
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I once tossed some no-name brand fruit drink (powdered bargain kind) on a friends VW. The damn stuff stained the paint. It never came out. Which was fine because the car was a total POS in the first place. But damn its crazy what stuff can do to your paint if you don't wash it off immediately.
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Originally Posted by tototee999
i bet some drunk guy drove over it on accident, but that still sucks, DAMN YOU KIDS ( DRUNKS, ~~ DRUNK KIDS!) ..
someone rolled over some ketchup packets and splated all over the driver side doors and windows while i was at work AND on top of that the sun was beating down on the drivers side all day...
am i invited?
someone rolled over some ketchup packets and splated all over the driver side doors and windows while i was at work AND on top of that the sun was beating down on the drivers side all day...
am i invited?