This morning i wake up and voila! someone has sprayed mustard all over mine and my dads (6th gen) cars. if i find the pr!ck that did this im gonna spray wheel acid all over his hood.

 

wtf?/ lol.. wel at least he didn't key your car or something more drastic, right?

 

wheel acid huh. i prefer brake fluid. But whatever flaots ur boat. sorry bout the max's. hope it cleans off allright.

 

Must of though your car was a hotdog or something. I hate when people do stuff like that. It's very disrespectful. I hunt him down for you...

 

Only problem ive had with crap like that was last month. Someone stuck their chewed up gum on one of my wiper blades. Thankfully I got to it before it dried up.

 

Did it damage/stain the paint at all.. just thought there might be a few things in the mustard that could be acidic.

 

If there's ketchup on your cars tonight you've got a big problem, lol!

 

10char

 

sorry but some of the posts above are dammmmn funny. murdoch you are one funny old fart.

sorry for the tragic.

hopefully there's no gigantic buns on each side of your car in the morning with grilled onions on top... mmmm grilled onions.

 

I'd welcome your mustard- try having your car shot at close range with a paint ball gun in red and green! They leave lovely dents that I still have to fill, sand and I suppose I'll have to repaint the whole darn side- in arctic pearl white no less! I dunno- maybe I can pull them out...

 

ya the mustard washed right off and now that theres no damage i find this incredibly funny lol

 

[QUOTE=kormax97]sorry but some of the posts above are dammmmn funny. murdoch you are one funny old fart.

No harm in having some levity once in awhile. Maybe some of the other .orgers will stop hating me. Where's Frank Fontaine and his daily abuse of me, lol?

 

yo, i found a tomato slice on the ground next to my car, like one that would be on your hamburger. Then i saw the spot on the car where somebody mustve slung the tomato at. I guess it sat for a minute, then flopped off. Another day i found a dutchmaster wrapper on my windshield wiper. I got surveillance on the max now, thats all imma say

 

yo, i found a tomato slice on the ground next to my car, like one that would be on your hamburger. Then i saw the spot on the car where somebody mustve slung the tomato at. I guess it sat for a minute, then flopped off. Another day i found a dutchmaster wrapper on my windshield wiper. I got surveillance on the max now, thats all imma say

 

Did you have to say it twice?
I'm planning on buying a 3 camera security system for our premises after someone keyed my hood right in front of my house during the hour I was away from it.