If you want the best:

Wax

 

suckers born every minute.....

 

Damn, I'm in the wrong business!

 

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Well...

"lifetime of refills at no charge"

I suppose this would be a good deal if you use a LOT of this stuff.

 

They limit it to one refill per year. I wonder how many they sell?

 

That's just rediculous. That truly is meant for the ignaramous of detailing.

 

One thing you forgot to mention that this is (literally) a hand wax. You don't apply this stuff with any type of applicator. You apply it with your bare hands.

 

I been using it for 3 years now. It pwns.
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ok not really. Stoopid Stoopid people buy stuff like this.

 

So what happens if you drop it, like i do 10 times a wax session.


Maybe if you buy this stuff, playboy models wax your car for you.

I'd buy it for sure then!