i was reading Essence magazine....the one with Denzel Washington on the cover...opened it to the middle and found this




I wonder if anyone would pay to take a ride in my car???

I have a stick!!! I would even wear a short skirt to make the experience even more special!!!

 

I wouldn't ... why pay to ride in your car?

 

how much? wait a second, women with "sticks" aren't really my type......

 

1. it's a Maxima
2. it's a stick
3. I'm driving
4. It GROWLS...grrrrrr
5. I've been told that watching a woman in a short skirt drive a stick is extremely entertaining (the element of surprise.."just how far up will her skirt go" is paramount on the male passenger's mind)


you know you wanna go for a ride in my maxima boy
(sung along to "do you wanna ride in my mercedes boy" by pebbles....old old old song back when she was married to LA Ried of LAFace records....member that??

 

smart a$a

the car ...not I have a stick

 

I have a 'stick' ... you wanna ride in my 'car' ?

 

stop whorin up my thread!!!

there actually is an ebay page of sorts
clicky here

 

Oops, my bad.
I'm gonna be a good boy now and leave your thread alone.

May all of your wishes and desires come true and may you reach your goals and someone on the org will ctually want to ride in your car. Best of luck, we shall all pray for you.

 

 

 

i hope everyone knows it's an altima

 

man the .orgy is coming up

 

 

 

IBTL

 

So should we move this to the group deals forum?

If so, count me in.

BTW - I saw that add too - very clever.

 

If I take a ride with you, do I get to bring along my camera?

 

you are such a naughty boy

 

Questions

a) Do I get to choose the music played while riding. I might want to start out with Track #5

b) Are you going to bea granny driver or a ***** to the wall driver (my fave kind).

 

hmmm never thought about te short skirt/driving stick thing maybe its not such a bad idea to teach one of my girl friends to drive stick

hehe j/p

 

woo hooo!!!!

IBTL!!!!! lol

muhwahahahahahahahha

 

I'll pay and yes I remeber the Pebbles song.

 

Hehe, I'll have to agree with that one. A woman driving a stick is sexy enough, but one in a mini skirt? She may have a problem figuring out which "stick" she needs to grab!!

 

Waaaay TMI for my impressionable mind to absorb!

 

 

 

Wow. Suprisinly this thread has still not been locked...


SuDZ

 

so did you ever set a price? and exactly how short is your skirt going to be.....





Trevor

 

how 'bout nothing at all on...now there's some excitment...seeing a nude girl jerking a stick up/down like no tomorrow

p.s. whoever pays, do they get to tell you what stick they perfer you use first

 

hmmmmmmmm at this rate the price is $400 for a 1/4 mile trip (working on getting a supercharger ya know!!)

what is short to me may be not short enough for you


the stick in my car goes back and forth.....not up and down....what kinda tranny you thinking of


new rule...passengers must be nekkid too lol


this thread has gone skrait to hel1 in a handbasket

damm ebay

 

what do i get for ten dollars

 

you get to pump the gas that you are paying for

 

this...

 

I don't think that my experience would be complete unless I was to get a personal tour of the back seat, I'd like to see exactly how much larger it is than the one in my 3rd gen. how much extra?

 

We need to get our other female counterparts to post like Alice and Sexygirl999 since Ms. thickness is getting all the attention now.
Can I ride in your max too, I d like to watch the skirt go up

 

I don't have a stick but if the money's right, hell I'll just drive nude...over some very bumpy roads

 

How about you drive to my place ... the roads aren't that bumpy, but I'm sure I can re-create the experience.

 

yall are taking the postWHORING out there..lol

 

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the bidding starts at $400 lol

 

and what do I get for that $$$