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Old 11-02-2002, 09:37 AM
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Ignorant Max owner

Last night my buddies and I rolled up to a party on campus in my Max. When we rolled up to a party, there was a 95-96 Max in the driveway with some cheapo rims, altezzas, and a huge exhaust tip. Later in the night, I was filling my cup at the keg when I hear some dude boast about how fast his max is. Hearing this, I went up to him and asked him what he had in his car. This is when it got good. Here are his mods: Stillen Turbo running 18 Psi, INDEPENDENT REAR SUSPENSION, Intercooler, Nitrous, and Brembo brakes. Just like many of you guys would probably be, I was very impressed with his mods and asked if I could see his car. He then asked me what I drove and I told him I drove the black Max parked across the street. This is when it gets funny. Not only did he refuse to show me his car (which was parked 20 feet away), he said that he couldn't show it to me because I would get too jealous because his car was so much faster than mine. After I quit laughing, I told him that he was full of s***t since some of his mods are impossible in a Max. He got real red in the face, told me I was just a "Playa hata" and walked away. What a complete moron and a disgrace to all Maxima owners!
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it sure seems like a lot of retarded riceboys are starting to get maximas and make us look bad
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it sure seems like a lot of retarded riceboys are starting to get maximas and make us look bad
yeah.. with big chromies and lots of stickers..




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Old 11-02-2002, 10:18 AM
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Re: Ignorant Max owner

Originally posted by heems27
After I quit laughing, I told him that he was full of s***t since some of his mods are impossible in a Max. He got real red in the face, told me I was just a "Playa hata" and walked away. What a complete moron and a disgrace to all Maxima owners!
Good job
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Old 11-02-2002, 11:14 AM
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Originally posted by wope
it sure seems like a lot of retarded riceboys are starting to get maximas and make us look bad
Ditto.
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Old 11-02-2002, 12:02 PM
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"INDEPENDENT REAR SUSPENSION"
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"INDEPENDENT REAR SUSPENSION"
YEA!! Only us 3rd genners have that luxury...
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Old 11-02-2002, 12:40 PM
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Last night I was talking to some young guy with a max. I was telling him about how the maximas are built to be quiet so putting aftermarket parts like a Y-pipe and intake pay big. I was also talking about different transmission modifications. Basically that the Max is a fun car to work with.

His reply, ya I like modding, I got hyper whites in all my lights.
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Old 11-02-2002, 02:11 PM
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Originally posted by wope
it sure seems like a lot of retarded riceboys are starting to get maximas and make us look bad
Some fat b**** driving a 97-99 Maxima actually blared her horn at me as I was leaving work Fri. so there are some retarded overweight fat middle-aged b****** too that drive Maxes. The joke was on her because when I looked over at her, I could see the whole right side of her car had been repaired. She must be a moron to take her car back from the body shop like that. Hopefully they installed some overload springs for her cause the originals are sure to be shot from her wide load
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Old 11-02-2002, 02:16 PM
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hahaha, Independent Suspension...he wishes
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Old 11-02-2002, 02:32 PM
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I'm actually running at 24psi now, after I filled my tank with 93 octane gasoline, and I've upgraded the Nitrous to a 400shot. I didn't want to show it to you because jelousy is a sin, and to envoke such an emotion on you would be like me sinning as well. And the car was like 22 feet away.

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Old 11-02-2002, 02:51 PM
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Originally posted by BidspayMax
I'm actually running at 24psi now
I'm running 34 psi.


































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Old 11-02-2002, 03:39 PM
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I'm running 34 psi.


































In my tires

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Old 11-02-2002, 03:55 PM
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my engine puts out 762.7 hp ...... wow
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Old 11-02-2002, 05:01 PM
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Originally posted by Conrad283
my engine puts out 762.7 hp ...... wow
I don't believe the ".7"

I bet it's only like 762.4 hp. Slow poke.
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Old 11-03-2002, 08:13 AM
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Re: Ignorant Max owner

Originally posted by heems27
After I quit laughing, I told him that he was full of s***t since some of his mods are impossible in a Max. He got real red in the face, told me I was just a "Playa hata" and walked away. What a complete moron and a disgrace to all Maxima owners!
I'm surprised he didn't want to fight you after you made him look like an ***. You should have bet him $10k that he didn't have those mods.
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Old 11-03-2002, 08:19 AM
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Originally posted by BidspayMax


I don't believe the ".7"

I bet it's only like 762.4 hp. Slow poke.
yeah i got a little ahead of myself ... sorry for the confusion
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Old 11-03-2002, 09:24 AM
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When I called his bluff, this guy got real red in the face because all of his buddies started to laugh their a@@es off. Later on that night, his girlfriend (I assume) came up to me and asked if all guys that mod their cars are like the jerk that we were talking about. Of course I answered her with a resounding NO and said that guys like him make the car community look bad in general. I told her that a guy with a really fast car never boasts about it to the extent that he was and puts his money where his mouth is. By the way, I talked to her for the rest of the night and got her number! What do you guys think of those apples?
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He left out the ONLY thing he did have....the oversized exhuast tip! BTW, those are some good apples! Congrats.
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Old 11-03-2002, 01:41 PM
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I think the chick is a hood rat and if she macked to you, she will mack to someone else, if you call her just bang her and dump her, you cant turn a hoe into a house wife...
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With the wonderful depreciation we get on our Maximas, it won't be long until every neighborhood ricer has one!
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Old 11-03-2002, 03:53 PM
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Good job!
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Old 11-03-2002, 04:06 PM
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My car is pushing over 800hp, and I'll have you know I am running at Stage 4 Stillen Turbo Kit in it.........

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.....my Skyline that is....


















In Gran Turismo 3

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Old 11-03-2002, 08:32 PM
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yeah and i have a 300Z twin turbo with 6spd in my max, but i wont have pics for a lil though...

i hate people like that!

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Old 11-03-2002, 11:50 PM
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but face it, with such cheap price, many bad drivers/ ricey enthusiasts are turning to maximas...

I don't hate ricers.

But I hate the rich folks who's got chromy plenums and everything like that who usually pay $25 at auto shows and wins prize

My car is dirty, I drive dirty. I don't have platinum plenum, but I have my intake and exhaust.

(I don't even have altezzas) I don't even have shiny rims. I don't have stickers. And I don't brag about them.
 
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Originally posted by Conrad283
my engine puts out 762.7 hp ...... wow
Yeah, but not at the wheels..
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