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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 08:39 PM
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Funny story...

I've been telling this story to everyone I know, and nobody else see the humor in it. I KNOW you guys will LOVE it though...

The other night, I'm at a club in town, and one of my friends, whom I haven't seen in a while, is asking me about my car. Last time he saw me, I was about to order my Injen intake and my Maxspeed springs. He says that he wants to see the car when we leave. Cool, I say.

Well, a couple of girls that work in the same building as me are there too, and the idiot they are talking to is one of those big mouth/ no ***** kind of guys. One of the girls also happens to be in love with another of my friends, but that's another story.

Anyway, long story short, we leave after a while, and I pull up under a light to show my friend the Injen. As we're discussing it, the girls and the idiot walk out. The one girl, who's in love with my friend, walks by and says something about seeing me driving around in "that nice car" all the time.

Then the idiot chimes in with, "Yeah, nice if you need to go get groceries!"

I spun around, and before I could invite him to meet me at the next stoplight, the dipsh!t gets into a primer-on-red, late-90's model...


are you ready for this...


Chevy Cavalier!!!


I just looked at my friend, and we busted out laughing!!!

I also happen to know that all he did the rest of the night was listen to that girl talk about how badly she wanted to hook up with my buddy. Revenge is sweet!
Old Dec 3, 2002 | 08:44 PM
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Since this thread is technically on-topic, I leave you with this:

Old Dec 3, 2002 | 08:57 PM
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OMFG!!!!! Ben your gonna kill me!

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Since this thread is technically on-topic, I leave you with this:


Where in the hell do you come up with that ****?


Old Dec 3, 2002 | 09:05 PM
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Originally posted by mzmtg
Since this thread is technically on-topic, I leave you with this:

Thanks so much. Your input and 38 cents will get me a cup of coffee.
Old Dec 3, 2002 | 09:11 PM
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That story is kinda funny tho...
Old Dec 3, 2002 | 09:12 PM
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 11:03 PM
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 11:42 PM
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 10:14 AM
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 10:43 AM
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Originally posted by mzmtg
Since this thread is technically on-topic, I leave you with this:

hahaha
Old Dec 4, 2002 | 02:08 PM
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Lousy bunch'a POST ******!!!!!


Old Dec 4, 2002 | 02:21 PM
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Re: Funny story...

Originally posted by SG01MaxSE
I've been telling this story to everyone I know, and nobody else see the humor in it. I KNOW you guys will LOVE it though...

The other night, I'm at a club in town, and one of my friends, whom I haven't seen in a while, is asking me about my car. Last time he saw me, I was about to order my Injen intake and my Maxspeed springs. He says that he wants to see the car when we leave. Cool, I say.

Well, a couple of girls that work in the same building as me are there too, and the idiot they are talking to is one of those big mouth/ no ***** kind of guys. One of the girls also happens to be in love with another of my friends, but that's another story.

Anyway, long story short, we leave after a while, and I pull up under a light to show my friend the Injen. As we're discussing it, the girls and the idiot walk out. The one girl, who's in love with my friend, walks by and says something about seeing me driving around in "that nice car" all the time.

Then the idiot chimes in with, "Yeah, nice if you need to go get groceries!"

I spun around, and before I could invite him to meet me at the next stoplight, the dipsh!t gets into a primer-on-red, late-90's model...


are you ready for this...


Chevy Cavalier!!!


I just looked at my friend, and we busted out laughing!!!

I also happen to know that all he did the rest of the night was listen to that girl talk about how badly she wanted to hook up with my buddy. Revenge is sweet!

<--- inspired by ME
Old Dec 4, 2002 | 02:30 PM
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddde, thats so totally and righteously unbelievable
Old Dec 4, 2002 | 02:32 PM
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How can someone who drives a Cavalier clown on a Maxima?

What gall!

Old Dec 4, 2002 | 04:21 PM
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Originally posted by lcf
How can someone who drives a Cavalier clown on a Maxima?

What gall!

People in Cavalier forums may say the same thing but reversed.

SuDZ
Old Dec 4, 2002 | 04:31 PM
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Originally posted by nismo2020


hahaha


do not spill the hiny
Old Dec 4, 2002 | 09:02 PM
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Originally posted by bags533




do not spill the hiny

at work
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