Funny story...
Funny story...
I've been telling this story to everyone I know, and nobody else see the humor in it. I KNOW you guys will LOVE it though...
The other night, I'm at a club in town, and one of my friends, whom I haven't seen in a while, is asking me about my car. Last time he saw me, I was about to order my Injen intake and my Maxspeed springs. He says that he wants to see the car when we leave. Cool, I say.
Well, a couple of girls that work in the same building as me are there too, and the idiot they are talking to is one of those big mouth/ no ***** kind of guys. One of the girls also happens to be in love with another of my friends, but that's another story.
Anyway, long story short, we leave after a while, and I pull up under a light to show my friend the Injen. As we're discussing it, the girls and the idiot walk out. The one girl, who's in love with my friend, walks by and says something about seeing me driving around in "that nice car" all the time.
Then the idiot chimes in with, "Yeah, nice if you need to go get groceries!"
I spun around, and before I could invite him to meet me at the next stoplight, the dipsh!t gets into a primer-on-red, late-90's model...
are you ready for this...
Chevy Cavalier!!!
I just looked at my friend, and we busted out laughing!!!
I also happen to know that all he did the rest of the night was listen to that girl talk about how badly she wanted to hook up with my buddy. Revenge is sweet!
The other night, I'm at a club in town, and one of my friends, whom I haven't seen in a while, is asking me about my car. Last time he saw me, I was about to order my Injen intake and my Maxspeed springs. He says that he wants to see the car when we leave. Cool, I say.
Well, a couple of girls that work in the same building as me are there too, and the idiot they are talking to is one of those big mouth/ no ***** kind of guys. One of the girls also happens to be in love with another of my friends, but that's another story.
Anyway, long story short, we leave after a while, and I pull up under a light to show my friend the Injen. As we're discussing it, the girls and the idiot walk out. The one girl, who's in love with my friend, walks by and says something about seeing me driving around in "that nice car" all the time.
Then the idiot chimes in with, "Yeah, nice if you need to go get groceries!"
I spun around, and before I could invite him to meet me at the next stoplight, the dipsh!t gets into a primer-on-red, late-90's model...
are you ready for this...
Chevy Cavalier!!!
I just looked at my friend, and we busted out laughing!!!
I also happen to know that all he did the rest of the night was listen to that girl talk about how badly she wanted to hook up with my buddy. Revenge is sweet!
Re: Funny story...
Originally posted by SG01MaxSE
I've been telling this story to everyone I know, and nobody else see the humor in it. I KNOW you guys will LOVE it though...
The other night, I'm at a club in town, and one of my friends, whom I haven't seen in a while, is asking me about my car. Last time he saw me, I was about to order my Injen intake and my Maxspeed springs. He says that he wants to see the car when we leave. Cool, I say.
Well, a couple of girls that work in the same building as me are there too, and the idiot they are talking to is one of those big mouth/ no ***** kind of guys. One of the girls also happens to be in love with another of my friends, but that's another story.
Anyway, long story short, we leave after a while, and I pull up under a light to show my friend the Injen. As we're discussing it, the girls and the idiot walk out. The one girl, who's in love with my friend, walks by and says something about seeing me driving around in "that nice car" all the time.
Then the idiot chimes in with, "Yeah, nice if you need to go get groceries!"
I spun around, and before I could invite him to meet me at the next stoplight, the dipsh!t gets into a primer-on-red, late-90's model...
are you ready for this...
Chevy Cavalier!!!
I just looked at my friend, and we busted out laughing!!!
I also happen to know that all he did the rest of the night was listen to that girl talk about how badly she wanted to hook up with my buddy. Revenge is sweet!
I've been telling this story to everyone I know, and nobody else see the humor in it. I KNOW you guys will LOVE it though...
The other night, I'm at a club in town, and one of my friends, whom I haven't seen in a while, is asking me about my car. Last time he saw me, I was about to order my Injen intake and my Maxspeed springs. He says that he wants to see the car when we leave. Cool, I say.
Well, a couple of girls that work in the same building as me are there too, and the idiot they are talking to is one of those big mouth/ no ***** kind of guys. One of the girls also happens to be in love with another of my friends, but that's another story.
Anyway, long story short, we leave after a while, and I pull up under a light to show my friend the Injen. As we're discussing it, the girls and the idiot walk out. The one girl, who's in love with my friend, walks by and says something about seeing me driving around in "that nice car" all the time.
Then the idiot chimes in with, "Yeah, nice if you need to go get groceries!"
I spun around, and before I could invite him to meet me at the next stoplight, the dipsh!t gets into a primer-on-red, late-90's model...
are you ready for this...
Chevy Cavalier!!!
I just looked at my friend, and we busted out laughing!!!
I also happen to know that all he did the rest of the night was listen to that girl talk about how badly she wanted to hook up with my buddy. Revenge is sweet!
<--- inspired by ME
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