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Old Feb 1, 2004 | 10:00 PM
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The birth place of our problems

I went to New Orleans this past weekend for some pre Mardi Gras action and as I pasted through Jackson, MS. guess what I saw?






That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
Old Feb 1, 2004 | 10:05 PM
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hahaha
Old Feb 1, 2004 | 10:06 PM
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nicely put...haah thats some funny ****

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Old Feb 1, 2004 | 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"

Hahahaha...... that's some funny ****. And nice pictures too, esp that first one where you're able to align the highway sign with the Nissan tower.


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Old Feb 1, 2004 | 10:12 PM
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I wonder how many non-Nissan vehicles there are in the employee parking lots.
Old Feb 1, 2004 | 10:17 PM
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Oh wait, I thought 5th gen Maximas are made in Japan? It was the 6th gen that were being produced here in the USA.


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Old Feb 1, 2004 | 10:19 PM
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That is funny stuff...but, isn't this plant for the Trucks?

5th gen = Japan

6th Gen = Smyrna Tenn. U.S.A.
Old Feb 1, 2004 | 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SEmy2K2go
I wonder how many non-Nissan vehicles there are in the employee parking lots.

That's one thing I forgot to say. Out of the several hundred cars in the parking lot out front, the only two nissan products I saw were a 350Z and an Altima. My friend I see more Fords and Chevy's than anything. Imagine that.
Old Feb 1, 2004 | 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
I went to New Orleans this past weekend for some pre Mardi Gras action and as I pasted through Jackson, MS. guess what I saw?






That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
wrong forum buddy, see ur maxima was made in Japan.
Old Feb 1, 2004 | 10:32 PM
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wrong forum buddy, see ur maxima was made in Japan.

Yes I know mine is made in Japan. That is one of the reasons I bought it, better fit and finish. I'm just referring to Nissan in general. I'm sure the Nissan plant in Japan is similar to this one, I just happened to drive by this one.
Old Feb 1, 2004 | 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
That's one thing I forgot to say. Out of the several hundred cars in the parking lot out front, the only two nissan products I saw were a 350Z and an Altima. My friend I see more Fords and Chevy's than anything. Imagine that.
Thats how it is at the Honda plant in Marysville, Ohio as well. On occasion you would see a sweet NSX however.
Old Feb 2, 2004 | 12:41 AM
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I did the same thing on the way to New Orleans back in August. I was driving at 3AM so my pics didn't come out... I was like, "holy crap that's Nissan!!!" I forgot it was in Mississippi.
Old Feb 2, 2004 | 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
that's hilarious
Old Feb 2, 2004 | 06:18 AM
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you should go back there and ask them why eveything inside our cars are so god damn hard to remove. cause me personally im tired of all those snapping pieces. then throw and egg at them and say that Will from jersey told you to do it.
Old Feb 2, 2004 | 08:37 AM
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hey man ! you were just up the road from the chariot by about 80 miles ! actually if you drove south on 1-55 you passed right by the armpit of the world.
Old Feb 2, 2004 | 10:48 AM
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LOL, good stuff!
Old Feb 2, 2004 | 10:51 AM
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I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about


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Old Feb 2, 2004 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by liqidvenom
you should go back there and ask them why eveything inside our cars are so god damn hard to remove. cause me personally im tired of all those snapping pieces. then throw and egg at them and say that Will from jersey told you to do it.
i was just putting my door panel back on yeasterday after changin the damn torn speaker in there and for the life of me i couldnt get it to go back on those stupid hangers. the screws hold it on fine tho so i dont care... doesnt seem to rattle or anything so its all good
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i still cant get my rear interior brake light still wont snap back into the hole it stays in, so i've just given up
Old Feb 3, 2004 | 08:46 PM
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You should collect all the broken Auto transmissions and scatter them allover their lawn, and throw a 9004 housing through their window.
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Originally Posted by skalberti
Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"

ROTFLMFAO... god!!! that is good ****!!!
Old Feb 3, 2004 | 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SEmy2K2go
I wonder how many non-Nissan vehicles there are in the employee parking lots.
smyrna nissan plant parking lot is probably the largest ford gathering in the southeast
Old Feb 3, 2004 | 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueC
You should collect all the broken Auto transmissions and scatter them allover their lawn, and throw a 9004 housing through their window.
that's funny ohh you forgot the CUP HOLDERS !!
Old Feb 3, 2004 | 11:35 PM
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I thought there's just the Tenn plant, but in Missippippi? I wonder what model was made there, the Sentra?
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 12:23 AM
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You should collect all the broken Auto transmissions and scatter them allover their lawn, and throw a 9004 housing through their window.


and knock sensors, and coil packs, and window regulators, and power antennas....
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
too funny!

next time u go back, throw some eggs at that place
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 01:08 PM
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Hey it's a good place for out next maxima meet, hell we could have the whole nissan meet there, lol. I bet you their local grocery store is going to run out of eggs, though.
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
I went to New Orleans this past weekend for some pre Mardi Gras action and as I pasted through Jackson, MS. guess what I saw?






That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
LOLOLOLOLOL
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
you need to go to japan to vent.. you own a 5th Gen
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 04:24 PM
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you need to go to japan to vent.. you own a 5th Gen

Nissan is Nissan, it's all the same company. I'd rather vent close to home. At least I'll know what I'm saying while I'm cussing them out.
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by FanaticMadMax
I thought there's just the Tenn plant, but in Missippippi? I wonder what model was made there, the Sentra?
Obviously you did not read my post. This is the truck plant.
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
Nissan is Nissan, it's all the same company. I'd rather vent close to home. At least I'll know what I'm saying while I'm cussing them out.

Same company, but not the same people. Be like someone taking things out on you for what your sibling did...all the same family.
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by JettmiesterMax
Same company, but not the same people. Be like someone taking things out on you for what your sibling did...all the same family.

Well if that is the case, do you take your car to Japan for service, or your local Nissan dealership? Yes different people, but all representing the same company.
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If you are so mad at Nissan products why do you own one? I don't find egging the plant funny. I found the first post funny just because its a little venting but if I saw that plant I would to it because its Nissan.
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Originally Posted by phatmax95
If you are so mad at Nissan products why do you own one? I don't find egging the plant funny. I found the first post funny just because its a little venting but if I saw that plant I would to it because its Nissan.
I'd definitely throw bad coil packs at the building though... other than that, I love my car
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 10:24 PM
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The only thing I would throw at it this very nice auto that gets hot and R and N go forward.. lol
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The only thing I would throw at it this very nice auto that gets hot and R and N go forward.. lol
hahaha, yea.. definitely throw it at them
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by phatmax95
If you are so mad at Nissan products why do you own one? I don't find egging the plant funny. I found the first post funny just because its a little venting but if I saw that plant I would to it because its Nissan.
It's not that I don't like my car. It's the poor customer service that Nissan provides their customers. My original post said nothing about egging. It was basicly a list of the "known" problems associated with the 5th gen and making a little fun of them. I bought this car in may of 2000 and payed cash for it. I had a 99 accord that I liked , but the Max had a few more features and was a little bigger, that is why I own one. If I knew about the resale and customer service issues with Nissan I would absolutely without a doubt not buy one if I could go back knowing what I know now. I know everyone doesn't share this same feeling as I do. I'm glad everyone hasn't had to go through all that I have with Nissan. Search the forum, you'll see a lot of dissatisfied owners that are expecting more of Nissan's flagship auto. One thing is for sure I have seen no reason to to Nissan.
Old Feb 4, 2004 | 11:24 PM
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Ahhh yeah, the disgruntled nissan owners speak out!
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and knock sensors, and coil packs, and window regulators, and power antennas....
dont forgot the alternators from '97 & '98 models



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