The birth place of our problems
02-01-2004, 10:00 PM
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The birth place of our problems
I went to New Orleans this past weekend for some pre Mardi Gras action and as I pasted through Jackson, MS. guess what I saw?
That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
02-01-2004, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
Hahahaha...... that's some funny ****. And nice pictures too, esp that first one where you're able to align the highway sign with the Nissan tower.
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02-01-2004, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SEmy2K2go
I wonder how many non-Nissan vehicles there are in the employee parking lots.
That's one thing I forgot to say. Out of the several hundred cars in the parking lot out front, the only two nissan products I saw were a 350Z and an Altima. My friend I see more Fords and Chevy's than anything. Imagine that.
02-01-2004, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
I went to New Orleans this past weekend for some pre Mardi Gras action and as I pasted through Jackson, MS. guess what I saw?
That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
02-01-2004, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by FameMax
wrong forum buddy, see ur maxima was made in Japan.
Yes I know mine is made in Japan. That is one of the reasons I bought it, better fit and finish. I'm just referring to Nissan in general. I'm sure the Nissan plant in Japan is similar to this one, I just happened to drive by this one.
02-01-2004, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
That's one thing I forgot to say. Out of the several hundred cars in the parking lot out front, the only two nissan products I saw were a 350Z and an Altima. My friend I see more Fords and Chevy's than anything. Imagine that.
02-02-2004, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
that's hilarious
02-02-2004, 06:18 AM
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you should go back there and ask them why eveything inside our cars are so god damn hard to remove. cause me personally im tired of all those snapping pieces. then throw and egg at them and say that Will from jersey told you to do it.
02-02-2004, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by liqidvenom
you should go back there and ask them why eveything inside our cars are so god damn hard to remove. cause me personally im tired of all those snapping pieces. then throw and egg at them and say that Will from jersey told you to do it.
i was just putting my door panel back on yeasterday after changin the damn torn speaker in there and for the life of me i couldnt get it to go back on those stupid hangers. the screws hold it on fine tho so i dont care... doesnt seem to rattle or anything so its all good
02-03-2004, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
ROTFLMFAO... god!!! that is good ****!!!
02-03-2004, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SEmy2K2go
I wonder how many non-Nissan vehicles there are in the employee parking lots.
02-04-2004, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by BlueC
You should collect all the broken Auto transmissions and scatter them allover their lawn, and throw a 9004 housing through their window.
and knock sensors, and coil packs, and window regulators, and power antennas....
02-04-2004, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
too funny!next time u go back, throw some eggs at that place
02-04-2004, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
I went to New Orleans this past weekend for some pre Mardi Gras action and as I pasted through Jackson, MS. guess what I saw?
That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
02-04-2004, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
That's right the famous Nissan plant in Miss. That place is feakin huge. These pics don't really do it any justice. Being the disgruntled Nissan owner that I am, I payed homage by doing doughnuts in the front lawn, throwing failed ignition coils about the parking lot and failed MAF sensors at the windows. Then I wallpapered the the front glass windows to the main entrance with all the useless TSB's they put out. When security stopped and questioned me I simply replied " I'm sorry I can't seem to duplicate the problem your talking about"
02-04-2004, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by SprintMax
you need to go to japan to vent.. you own a 5th Gen
Nissan is Nissan, it's all the same company. I'd rather vent close to home. At least I'll know what I'm saying while I'm cussing them out.
02-04-2004, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by skalberti
Nissan is Nissan, it's all the same company. I'd rather vent close to home. At least I'll know what I'm saying while I'm cussing them out.
Same company, but not the same people. Be like someone taking things out on you for what your sibling did...all the same family.
02-04-2004, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by JettmiesterMax
Same company, but not the same people. Be like someone taking things out on you for what your sibling did...all the same family.
Well if that is the case, do you take your car to Japan for service, or your local Nissan dealership? Yes different people, but all representing the same company.
02-04-2004, 10:13 PM
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If you are so mad at Nissan products why do you own one? I don't find egging the plant funny. I found the first post funny just because its a little venting but if I saw that plant I would 
to it because its Nissan.
to it because its Nissan.
02-04-2004, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by phatmax95
If you are so mad at Nissan products why do you own one? I don't find egging the plant funny. I found the first post funny just because its a little venting but if I saw that plant I would to it because its Nissan.
to it because its Nissan. I'd definitely throw bad coil packs at the building though... other than that, I love my car
02-04-2004, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by phatmax95
If you are so mad at Nissan products why do you own one? I don't find egging the plant funny. I found the first post funny just because its a little venting but if I saw that plant I would to it because its Nissan.
to it because its Nissan. to Nissan.
