I guess I still got pull w/ NJ cops...
Even though I am an EX-Lakewood Police Recruit...


As soon as I told the guy I was an ex recruit he let me off.
He was gonna give me a ticket for sure...
Passed 2 cop speed traps on the same road...
One cop clocked me at 56mph in a 40mph zone...
The next cop clocked me at 59mph in a 40mph zone...
The second cop pulled me over about 15 feet from my driveway...
He asks me:
"Are you in a rush, sir?" (No)
"Do you have a medical emergency?" (No)
"Do you realize how fast you were going?" (No)
"Do you have any points on your license?" (No)

I ask him:
"Would it help if I told you I am an ex-police recruit?"
(Ok...let me go run your info and i'll be right back)

1 minute later he comes back and we bull**** for about 20 minutes about the Academy and what not...
(He also told me that if he gave me a ticket, the other cop wanted to know so he could come by and give me ANOTHER!)

Then I pull into my driveway with a HUGE KOOL AID SMILE.

 

Hmmm, maybe you just need to slow down there a bit speedy. 2 speed traps on the same road? Whew.

Kool aid smile!

 

but how's she running?

 

2 tickets in one day!.....that would've hurt.

 

yea...i honestly didnt realize i was going that fast...
this road is REALLY hilly...
and the cops were at the BOTTOM of the hills OF COURSE!

Slick Bastids!

It's so funny how the cop went from ***** to nice guy in about a split second when i told him i was an ex-recruit.

 

<~~~~~~nuff said.

 

Had a similiar situation happen to myself and 8 others on Friday involving illegal drag racing. After alot of confusion involving 150+ ID's and the fact that 8 of us were air force, we got off with a slap on the hand. I feel sorry for the other 148...

 

does that mean "she'll" be at etown on wed night? weather is looking better...

 

Looking at the weather channel right now....
Looks like SNOW on Wednesday?!?!?!?!
WHAT THE FU@K?!?!?!?!?!

Looks clear on Thurs...
I think I'll keep my day off as Thurs...

 

Good job gettin out the tix karate kid!

 

adam forgot to mention he broke boards infront of the cop and said go ahead make my day

 

[austin power's voice] Ju Do - Chop! [/austin power's voice]

 

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Wanna hear the real story of how this went down?
Well here it is:

When the cop pulled me over I pulled into this farm.
When he started questioning me I got PO'ed...
So I got out of my car and said...
"DAMN YOU! YOU WANNA FIGHT?! FIGHT ME!"
There was a truck full of vegetables near by...
So I threw the cop into the bed of the truck...
And began to whoop his ***...
Then the farm owner came outside...
He looked at me and said...
"OH NO! Not on broccoli!"
"OH NO! Not on cauliflower!"
So I threw the cop out of the truck and he landed on the hood of his cruiser.
He then jumped into the car and said...
"Sorry to inconvenience you, Master."

That's how it REALLY went down.

 

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