Does anyone know what mod I can buy to make my Maxima fly??

I mean all you guys talk about all your "cool" mods and how fast or neat it makes your car look, but I want to out do everyone.

Has anyone else made their maxima fly? I mean c'mon if you think you really have that much skill than someone had to have done it already.

I'm talkin 800 miles an hour through the air, over the ocean, past traffic, and landing on top of an office building. Then I'd get out and start firing my AK 47 at everything, man it would be so awesome

So anyway, to get started on this project I purchased a ricer wing already from a used honda civic. That should give me some lift.

I also got some oversized muffler pipes to deal with the extra power and be able to expel gas quickly.

I got 2 buckets of paint and I'm ready to put on as many racing stripes as possible to achieve an aerodynamic design so I can fly.

All i need now is to figure out how to get it off the ground

 

nobody likes you.

 

I don't have time today. One more like this and you will be banned.

 

ahh.. why wait