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Old 10-21-2005 | 07:30 PM
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Unusual Maxima Video: Caught on tape ! Birds Vandalze Maxima

Ever wonder what goes on with your maxima while your away ? I was able to sneak up on birds trashing my maxima. There is hope, video also provides an astonishing new product to keep birds at bay !

This video is rated PG13 due to the bird poo content ! Several options to view video below, pick the option that is best for you.

Video Download Link 1:
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http://www.ceasarschariot.net/greenbucket.wmv

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http://media.putfile.com/Birds-Attac...hope-/original Attack Maxima Pecking droppings scratching but there is hope
Old 10-21-2005 | 07:42 PM
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Weird video....what were those birds on the mirror for anyway?
Old 10-21-2005 | 07:45 PM
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im not sure, are you interested in a bucket ? free shipping in the US ?
Old 10-21-2005 | 07:58 PM
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that's hilarious
Old 10-21-2005 | 08:15 PM
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too funny, ceaser. but really, i guess we go thru all means necessary to protect our Max's from the elements and other unexpected circumstances
Old 10-21-2005 | 10:45 PM
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I have no idea, I went out about an hour later and a group of birds continued doing this, so I had to use the green bucket which put an end to the freakshow ?
Old 10-21-2005 | 10:56 PM
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LMAO ! those birds need a new soul mate......................... so if we order the green bucket right now, what do we get for free as a gift ???????
Old 10-21-2005 | 11:08 PM
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i'd be interested but green's not my color....do they come in other colors....j/k
Old 10-22-2005 | 12:53 AM
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Hahaha that video is awesome.

Back when I was about 16 or so, one summer, there was a Cardinal that sat on the picnic table outside my bedroom window and attacked it's reflection in my bedroom window EVERY SINGLE MORNING like clockwork starting at 6AM. Like clockwork. For weeks on end. I would have to get up 5-10 times every morning that summer (for however long it lasted, a few weeks at least) to chase that damn bird away. And then half an hour later he'd be back attacking his reflection in my window again. I've never been driven so insane in my life. Even females are not that annoying and persistent.
Old 10-22-2005 | 01:09 AM
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LMAO ! those birds need a new soul mate......................... so if we order the green bucket right now, what do we get for free as a gift ???????
you get free shipping, but if that isnt enough, i guess i could bag one of these birds and throw it in the mix .. i would have to charge you shipping and the price of a cage.

also, green is all i have left, blue and red sold out in the first hour !
Old 10-22-2005 | 02:18 AM
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Is 49.95 for one or a pair? I have never had this problem before, but I want to be prepared. Also sometimes I leave the windows down, do you have one for the interior mirror?
Old 10-22-2005 | 09:35 AM
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best morning thread evar..
Old 10-22-2005 | 09:59 AM
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awesome, who do i make my check out to?
Old 10-22-2005 | 10:14 AM
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hahah awesome.
Old 10-22-2005 | 10:47 AM
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you probably have some candy in your mirror lol
Old 10-22-2005 | 01:39 PM
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i didnt expect the green bucket bird fighter to be so successful. any of you who will be interested in a bucket in carbon fiber just let me know. we are working on pricing for a carbon fiber bucket but arent sure as of yet how much it will be.
Old 10-22-2005 | 07:49 PM
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how about colour coded buckets ?
Old 10-22-2005 | 10:54 PM
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Reminds me of the Nissan commercial a while back. Maybe that little old man and that dog of his knows something we don't.
Old 10-22-2005 | 11:08 PM
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lol that was too funny, i like the audio as well lol
Old 10-23-2005 | 01:22 AM
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I used to have that problem when I had to park outside... every day i've come out and find the side of my car being covered in poo, and it looked like to me that the birds would fling poo at the mirror and spread it around with their tails... it would **** me off so much...
Old 10-23-2005 | 01:28 AM
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^ sounds like you need the green bucket, business hours are mon-fri 8-5
Old 10-23-2005 | 08:12 AM
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Thats a cool video ceasar. Definately a keeper.
Old 10-23-2005 | 10:34 AM
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wasnt that old guy the "father of nissan"... maybe he is getting payback on us with all of our modifying of his natural beauty!
Old 10-23-2005 | 03:16 PM
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the birds can't resist the shinyness of your car, lol
Old 10-23-2005 | 06:00 PM
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seriously though you might have food of some kind inside your mirror housing.... its looking a lot like my birdfeeder in the back yard!
Old 10-23-2005 | 06:13 PM
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we need to get a group deal goin, whos in?
Old 10-23-2005 | 06:22 PM
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Birds are dumb, that's why they will fly straight into a mirror and make no attempt to avoid the other bird...
Old 10-23-2005 | 07:23 PM
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Hahahahahaha...wow...Someone has a lot of free time on their hands
Old 10-23-2005 | 08:40 PM
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man, i had a bird doing the same thing........everyday

only the bird attacking my mirror was freakin' huge and i'd have to sneak up to scare the $hit out of it
Old 10-24-2005 | 06:20 AM
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Nice.
Old 10-24-2005 | 09:08 AM
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I need two, and can I get those in sagemist or do I have to paint them myself.

You know your car is nice when the animals want to play with it.
Old 10-24-2005 | 09:42 AM
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i guess thats why they started adding power folding mirrors on cars, its a conspiracy i tell ya
Old 10-24-2005 | 01:05 PM
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Interested in a Green Bucket Bird Fighter for 84-06 Nissan Maximas at $27.50 a pair this is a group deal you dont want to miss ?

I have 100 units(pair) in stock and more on the way, so orders are being taken at 555.555.5555 (5-5 Central Time, M-T). There will only be 20 units (pairs of buckets) sold at this price, so make your move. The green bucket bird fighter (green only) will ship immediately.

if you want in. post in the thread below, first 20 gets this amazing deal !
Old 10-24-2005 | 04:13 PM
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i once counted 124 instances of bird poo on my max, needless to say i no longer park under trees
ever
Old 10-24-2005 | 05:58 PM
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ahahahahah that's a hilarious video! you have an awesome website, too. i spent a while browsing around... lots of cool stuff. your Green Bucket Bird Fighter is nice, but i'm holding out for the JDM version. it's got a clear diamond-cut handle!
Old 10-24-2005 | 08:18 PM
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hahahaha, you sure showed those bird-brains
Old 10-24-2005 | 09:18 PM
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C- Hook me up with 6 buckets for all my maxima's I will pay pal ya the $$$ Ha ha j/k that is funny stuff! You bored over there?
Old 10-24-2005 | 10:38 PM
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Haha cute video, the birds just loves your car, they are checking themselves out at the same time.
Old 10-24-2005 | 10:45 PM
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Those birds really had a good time with your mirror...love the elevator/hold music too!
Old 10-24-2005 | 11:43 PM
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Ceasar delivers once again with another animals vs chariot thread, i remember your other thread from years ago when your car got attacked by animals, you'd think that moving to the other side of the world you'd finally get away from the pesky critters


the video had me laughing pretty hard


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