Taught a 2001 Honda Accord Sedan a valuable lesson
#1
Sunday Night.. i agreed to help my gf play taxi and pick up her cousin's and their friends from the ALL AGES DANCE CLUB .. Club 2001 on Berlin Turnpike..
Just as we picked them up and heading home... i see a Silver 2001 Accord picking on a little red 95 - 98 Sentra SE .. he kept kicking his a$$ and slowing down and doing it again.. so i speed up and pass the sentra.. lined side by side with the accord i look over and yell .. "Pick on somebody your own size"... i see he has 1 other person in his car Total = 2 and i have 4 others Total = 5
Race 1
As i was yelling out the window.. Mr. Accord took off at about 40 mph.. took me up to 70 mph to be side by side.. by 90 i had 3 cars on him.. of course i have a bunch of 16 and 17 year old boys in the car so they are just hysterical... showing my a-hole nature, i stick my hand out the window and gesture for the accord to come on.. come on.. lets go..
Race 2
He flys by me again as i am holding third gear.. same result as the first race... did my gesture again... now i am getting ready to merge on to route 15 that turns into I-91 .. and this is a nice little 3 mile stretch.. and i am hoping and saying .. come on.. go 91.. lets go.. lets go...
Race 3 - The Big One
I get on route 15 and he is on my tail.. i am at WOT and the stupid guy he is.. doesn't draft me.. he tries to stay in the other lane..
90 mph - 1 car
100 mph - 3 cars
110 mph - 5 cars
130 mph - 8 cars
then i slow down .. and i see that he put his hazzards on.. and then i don't know if he pulled over .. or took the next exit.. but thats what he gets for messing with my little brother (sentra se)
i figured he might have took the next exit because when i got home i asked my gf if she saw a Silver 2k1 Accord on the side of the road and she said no.. being that she was behind us for a while
PS. I didn't even get to use my NOS on him
Just as we picked them up and heading home... i see a Silver 2001 Accord picking on a little red 95 - 98 Sentra SE .. he kept kicking his a$$ and slowing down and doing it again.. so i speed up and pass the sentra.. lined side by side with the accord i look over and yell .. "Pick on somebody your own size"... i see he has 1 other person in his car Total = 2 and i have 4 others Total = 5
Race 1
As i was yelling out the window.. Mr. Accord took off at about 40 mph.. took me up to 70 mph to be side by side.. by 90 i had 3 cars on him.. of course i have a bunch of 16 and 17 year old boys in the car so they are just hysterical... showing my a-hole nature, i stick my hand out the window and gesture for the accord to come on.. come on.. lets go..
Race 2
He flys by me again as i am holding third gear.. same result as the first race... did my gesture again... now i am getting ready to merge on to route 15 that turns into I-91 .. and this is a nice little 3 mile stretch.. and i am hoping and saying .. come on.. go 91.. lets go.. lets go...
Race 3 - The Big One
I get on route 15 and he is on my tail.. i am at WOT and the stupid guy he is.. doesn't draft me.. he tries to stay in the other lane..
90 mph - 1 car
100 mph - 3 cars
110 mph - 5 cars
130 mph - 8 cars
then i slow down .. and i see that he put his hazzards on.. and then i don't know if he pulled over .. or took the next exit.. but thats what he gets for messing with my little brother (sentra se)
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PS. I didn't even get to use my NOS on him
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#3
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When do you ever do the speed limit?
You aren't a very good role model for the children of America. [Democrat condesending tone]It's ALL about the children.[/Democrat condesending tone]
You're going to kill yourself.
You're endangering me.
You're violating my rights!
STOP IT!![bawling](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/bawling.gif)
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When do you ever do the speed limit?
You aren't a very good role model for the children of America. [Democrat condesending tone]It's ALL about the children.[/Democrat condesending tone]
You're going to kill yourself.
You're endangering me.
You're violating my rights!
STOP IT!
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BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
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#5
Originally posted by bill99gxe
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When do you ever do the speed limit?
You aren't a very good role model for the children of America. [Democrat condesending tone]It's ALL about the children.[/Democrat condesending tone]
You're going to kill yourself.
You're endangering me.
You're violating my rights!
![naughty](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif)
STOP IT!
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
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#6
I don't really see how you taught that Accord a lesson. Was it a V6? I mean, the Accord will still go around racing Sentras (and beating them). Only if the dude purposely picked a race with you and you beat him would you "teach him a lesson", which I think is rather pointless anyways. So what if you are faster? Used sensibly, fast acceleration is for merging into traffic safely, not for showing up other cars.
Drive safely.
Drive safely.
#8
Originally posted by Eric L.
I don't really see how you taught that Accord a lesson. Was it a V6? I mean, the Accord will still go around racing Sentras (and beating them).
Drive safely.
I don't really see how you taught that Accord a lesson. Was it a V6? I mean, the Accord will still go around racing Sentras (and beating them).
Drive safely.
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#9
haha
Originally posted by Cumalot
Sprint, you better watch it because that Accord might find his big brother(S2000)to hunt you down.
Then, you WILL need your happy gas.
Sprint, you better watch it because that Accord might find his big brother(S2000)to hunt you down.
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#10
nothing a little juice can't handle ![Wink](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif)
keep in mind most S2000 owners are seeing mid 14's at the track.. nothing a properly driven NA 5spd Max can't handle...
and my juice will just blow an S2000 out the water ...
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keep in mind most S2000 owners are seeing mid 14's at the track.. nothing a properly driven NA 5spd Max can't handle...
and my juice will just blow an S2000 out the water ...
Originally posted by Cumalot
Sprint, you better watch it because that Accord might find his big brother(S2000)to hunt you down.
Then, you WILL need your happy gas.
Sprint, you better watch it because that Accord might find his big brother(S2000)to hunt you down.
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#11
To get decent times out of a S200 you almost literally have to drive it like you don't own it, there is little engine strength down low. And you want to hear a funny kill story? This AM, I am in a 3 ambulance caravan going about 75 up Rt. 17 in NY. A person in a new TrailBlazer flies up and cuts off the ambulance in the lead. I get ****ed at this and decide to try to teach this guy a lesson. I accelerate and pass him, then get in front of him and slow him down. He jumps in the other lane and accelerates past me. I get the old girl up to about 95 and he is no longer pulling on me. I get the other two ambulances to accelerate up to that speed too and the three of us pass him. Must have been really embarrassing for him, because when we slowed down about 15 seconds later, he never tried to pass us. Oh, and screw the flames.
#12
racing the ambulance?
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Originally posted by medicsonic
To get decent times out of a S200 you almost literally have to drive it like you don't own it, there is little engine strength down low. And you want to hear a funny kill story? This AM, I am in a 3 ambulance caravan going about 75 up Rt. 17 in NY. A person in a new TrailBlazer flies up and cuts off the ambulance in the lead. I get ****ed at this and decide to try to teach this guy a lesson. I accelerate and pass him, then get in front of him and slow him down. He jumps in the other lane and accelerates past me. I get the old girl up to about 95 and he is no longer pulling on me. I get the other two ambulances to accelerate up to that speed too and the three of us pass him. Must have been really embarrassing for him, because when we slowed down about 15 seconds later, he never tried to pass us. Oh, and screw the flames.
To get decent times out of a S200 you almost literally have to drive it like you don't own it, there is little engine strength down low. And you want to hear a funny kill story? This AM, I am in a 3 ambulance caravan going about 75 up Rt. 17 in NY. A person in a new TrailBlazer flies up and cuts off the ambulance in the lead. I get ****ed at this and decide to try to teach this guy a lesson. I accelerate and pass him, then get in front of him and slow him down. He jumps in the other lane and accelerates past me. I get the old girl up to about 95 and he is no longer pulling on me. I get the other two ambulances to accelerate up to that speed too and the three of us pass him. Must have been really embarrassing for him, because when we slowed down about 15 seconds later, he never tried to pass us. Oh, and screw the flames.
#14
this was sunday night.. about 1:00 am.. well i guess Monday Morning..
no I saw the supra racing the saleen saturday night.. well i saw like 3 supra's anyway.. i was hanging out for a few with Steve.. and then i left like midnight
no I saw the supra racing the saleen saturday night.. well i saw like 3 supra's anyway.. i was hanging out for a few with Steve.. and then i left like midnight
Originally posted by CoOlKidS1979
Where were you when I got rather embarrassed by a Supra. I should have just walked away or rather drove away.
It wasnt pretty.
Where were you when I got rather embarrassed by a Supra. I should have just walked away or rather drove away.
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#17
Originally posted by medicsonic
To get decent times out of a S200 you almost literally have to drive it like you don't own it, there is little engine strength down low. And you want to hear a funny kill story? This AM, I am in a 3 ambulance caravan going about 75 up Rt. 17 in NY. A person in a new TrailBlazer flies up and cuts off the ambulance in the lead. I get ****ed at this and decide to try to teach this guy a lesson. I accelerate and pass him, then get in front of him and slow him down. He jumps in the other lane and accelerates past me. I get the old girl up to about 95 and he is no longer pulling on me. I get the other two ambulances to accelerate up to that speed too and the three of us pass him. Must have been really embarrassing for him, because when we slowed down about 15 seconds later, he never tried to pass us. Oh, and screw the flames.
To get decent times out of a S200 you almost literally have to drive it like you don't own it, there is little engine strength down low. And you want to hear a funny kill story? This AM, I am in a 3 ambulance caravan going about 75 up Rt. 17 in NY. A person in a new TrailBlazer flies up and cuts off the ambulance in the lead. I get ****ed at this and decide to try to teach this guy a lesson. I accelerate and pass him, then get in front of him and slow him down. He jumps in the other lane and accelerates past me. I get the old girl up to about 95 and he is no longer pulling on me. I get the other two ambulances to accelerate up to that speed too and the three of us pass him. Must have been really embarrassing for him, because when we slowed down about 15 seconds later, he never tried to pass us. Oh, and screw the flames.
#19
You guys
Medicsonic, SprintMax, man are you guys are alot of fun
I'd like to hang with you both but with the extra-legal speeds we'd probably wind up at, I'd definitely lose my license!! I'm already banned in CT, got caught doing 120 on rt 95, they gave me a $320 fine, I paid it. Then, afer paying that fine, they decide to suspend my driving privileges in CT for a month and demand $150 MORE to restore it. That royally ****ed me off. I didn't pay that. Sorry, had to vent.
By the way, did you guys ever settle your score on 684, excuse the pun![Smilie](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
DW
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By the way, did you guys ever settle your score on 684, excuse the pun
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DW
#20
Re: You guys
its suppose to be tommorow.. but med is hush hush ![wall](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/peepwall.gif)
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Originally posted by dwapenyi
Medicsonic, SprintMax, man are you guys are alot of fun
I'd like to hang with you both but with the extra-legal speeds we'd probably wind up at, I'd definitely lose my license!! I'm already banned in CT, got caught doing 120 on rt 95, they gave me a $320 fine, I paid it. Then, afer paying that fine, they decide to suspend my driving privileges in CT for a month and demand $150 MORE to restore it. That royally ****ed me off. I didn't pay that. Sorry, had to vent.
By the way, did you guys ever settle your score on 684, excuse the pun![Smilie](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
DW
Medicsonic, SprintMax, man are you guys are alot of fun
![Smilie](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
By the way, did you guys ever settle your score on 684, excuse the pun
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DW
#21
Originally posted by medicsonic
To get decent times out of a S200 you almost literally have to drive it like you don't own it, there is little engine strength down low. And you want to hear a funny kill story? This AM, I am in a 3 ambulance caravan going about 75 up Rt. 17 in NY. A person in a new TrailBlazer flies up and cuts off the ambulance in the lead. I get ****ed at this and decide to try to teach this guy a lesson. I accelerate and pass him, then get in front of him and slow him down. He jumps in the other lane and accelerates past me. I get the old girl up to about 95 and he is no longer pulling on me. I get the other two ambulances to accelerate up to that speed too and the three of us pass him. Must have been really embarrassing for him, because when we slowed down about 15 seconds later, he never tried to pass us. Oh, and screw the flames.
To get decent times out of a S200 you almost literally have to drive it like you don't own it, there is little engine strength down low. And you want to hear a funny kill story? This AM, I am in a 3 ambulance caravan going about 75 up Rt. 17 in NY. A person in a new TrailBlazer flies up and cuts off the ambulance in the lead. I get ****ed at this and decide to try to teach this guy a lesson. I accelerate and pass him, then get in front of him and slow him down. He jumps in the other lane and accelerates past me. I get the old girl up to about 95 and he is no longer pulling on me. I get the other two ambulances to accelerate up to that speed too and the three of us pass him. Must have been really embarrassing for him, because when we slowed down about 15 seconds later, he never tried to pass us. Oh, and screw the flames.
You raced in your ambulance? From now on, I better be more aware of paramedic drivers like you.
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#23
Originally posted by bill99gxe
[going to say it before other newbies due to eliminate flames]
When do you ever do the speed limit?
You aren't a very good role model for the children of America. [Democrat condesending tone]It's ALL about the children.[/Democrat condesending tone]
You're going to kill yourself.
You're endangering me.
You're violating my rights!
STOP IT!![bawling](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/bawling.gif)
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
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[going to say it before other newbies due to eliminate flames]
When do you ever do the speed limit?
You aren't a very good role model for the children of America. [Democrat condesending tone]It's ALL about the children.[/Democrat condesending tone]
You're going to kill yourself.
You're endangering me.
You're violating my rights!
STOP IT!
![bawling](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/bawling.gif)
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
![laugh](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/laugh.gif)
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#25
Originally posted by medicsonic
To get decent times out of a S200 you almost literally have to drive it like you don't own it, there is little engine strength down low. And you want to hear a funny kill story? This AM, I am in a 3 ambulance caravan going about 75 up Rt. 17 in NY. A person in a new TrailBlazer flies up and cuts off the ambulance in the lead. I get ****ed at this and decide to try to teach this guy a lesson. I accelerate and pass him, then get in front of him and slow him down. He jumps in the other lane and accelerates past me. I get the old girl up to about 95 and he is no longer pulling on me. I get the other two ambulances to accelerate up to that speed too and the three of us pass him. Must have been really embarrassing for him, because when we slowed down about 15 seconds later, he never tried to pass us. Oh, and screw the flames.
To get decent times out of a S200 you almost literally have to drive it like you don't own it, there is little engine strength down low. And you want to hear a funny kill story? This AM, I am in a 3 ambulance caravan going about 75 up Rt. 17 in NY. A person in a new TrailBlazer flies up and cuts off the ambulance in the lead. I get ****ed at this and decide to try to teach this guy a lesson. I accelerate and pass him, then get in front of him and slow him down. He jumps in the other lane and accelerates past me. I get the old girl up to about 95 and he is no longer pulling on me. I get the other two ambulances to accelerate up to that speed too and the three of us pass him. Must have been really embarrassing for him, because when we slowed down about 15 seconds later, he never tried to pass us. Oh, and screw the flames.
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#28
Re: Re: Re:
I will be up there to whoop your third gen a$$
and i will prove to jeff and bill that the 4th gen is superior
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Originally posted by JDwyer2821
I hope when I am at the pike friday I see some of u guys
I hope when I am at the pike friday I see some of u guys
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#31
Yes, no patients. Yes, it WAS a new TrailBlazer and as for 684?
I might not be able to make it. If I don't then I accept my loss. And the reason for brake torquing? The PowerStroke makes about 95% of peak torque at 1600 rpms, something that you can hit with the torque converter from a stop. FEAR TURBODIESEL!!!!
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#32
8.1 L in the Suburban
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Originally posted by costcowholesale
those blazers tops out at 90 something, I've been on one and it couldn't even get up to 100 they're slow, but don't pick on the new ones they're probably as fast and automatic maximas!!
those blazers tops out at 90 something, I've been on one and it couldn't even get up to 100 they're slow, but don't pick on the new ones they're probably as fast and automatic maximas!!
#33
Originally posted by Eric L.
I don't really see how you taught that Accord a lesson. Was it a V6?
I don't really see how you taught that Accord a lesson. Was it a V6?
If SprintMax had 4 people in his car vs. 2 in the Accord and still pulled that hard on the Accord and he was not spraying then it was probably a 4-cyl 5-spd model.
An Accord V6 is about as fast as a Maxima/auto and I doubt he would have pulled that much on a Max/auto...
Nice kills though!
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#35
Originally posted by nodoubt711
isnt the s2000 capable of running 13's stock?
isnt the s2000 capable of running 13's stock?
If you don't want to do that or fry your clutch then you'll get mid-14's.
#37
Originally posted by SteVTEC
We never got an answer to this.
If SprintMax had 4 people in his car vs. 2 in the Accord and still pulled that hard on the Accord and he was not spraying then it was probably a 4-cyl 5-spd model.
An Accord V6 is about as fast as a Maxima/auto and I doubt he would have pulled that much on a Max/auto...
Nice kills though!
We never got an answer to this.
If SprintMax had 4 people in his car vs. 2 in the Accord and still pulled that hard on the Accord and he was not spraying then it was probably a 4-cyl 5-spd model.
An Accord V6 is about as fast as a Maxima/auto and I doubt he would have pulled that much on a Max/auto...
Nice kills though!
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#38
Actually my buddy in Stamford has an Accord v6 Coupe.. he also has a Ducatti Motorcycle and a GMC Typhoon so i don't talk **** to him.. but anyway..
when i was running 15.5 with a CAI i use to walk him on the highway no problems..
Since then i added a y pipe and ran 14.7 ... ALSO i have a straight pipe, no CAT .. so i am looking 14.4/14.5 even if it was a v6 he was getting walked like no tommorow..
oh by the way.. my gf has a 5spd I-4 .. it actually has more go after 110 than the v6 does.. #1 its in VTEC .. #2 that 5th Gear vs that 4th Overdrive .. #3 I raced my gf on the way to the club and she was doing a better job and she had 4 people in her car
.. maybe she is a better driver?
when i was running 15.5 with a CAI i use to walk him on the highway no problems..
Since then i added a y pipe and ran 14.7 ... ALSO i have a straight pipe, no CAT .. so i am looking 14.4/14.5 even if it was a v6 he was getting walked like no tommorow..
oh by the way.. my gf has a 5spd I-4 .. it actually has more go after 110 than the v6 does.. #1 its in VTEC .. #2 that 5th Gear vs that 4th Overdrive .. #3 I raced my gf on the way to the club and she was doing a better job and she had 4 people in her car
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Originally posted by SteVTEC
We never got an answer to this.
If SprintMax had 4 people in his car vs. 2 in the Accord and still pulled that hard on the Accord and he was not spraying then it was probably a 4-cyl 5-spd model.
An Accord V6 is about as fast as a Maxima/auto and I doubt he would have pulled that much on a Max/auto...
Nice kills though!
We never got an answer to this.
If SprintMax had 4 people in his car vs. 2 in the Accord and still pulled that hard on the Accord and he was not spraying then it was probably a 4-cyl 5-spd model.
An Accord V6 is about as fast as a Maxima/auto and I doubt he would have pulled that much on a Max/auto...
Nice kills though!
![Big Grin](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
#39
Actually my buddy in Stamford has an Accord v6 Coupe.. he also has a Ducatti Motorcycle and a GMC Typhoon so i don't talk **** to him.. but anyway..
when i was running 15.5 with a CAI i use to walk him on the highway no problems..
Since then i added a y pipe and ran 14.7 ... ALSO i have a straight pipe, no CAT .. so i am looking 14.4/14.5 even if it was a v6 he was getting walked like no tommorow..
oh by the way.. my gf has a 5spd I-4 .. it actually has more go after 110 than the v6 does.. #1 its in VTEC .. #2 that 5th Gear vs that 4th Overdrive .. #3 I raced my gf on the way to the club and she was doing a better job and she had 4 people in her car
.. maybe she is a better driver?
when i was running 15.5 with a CAI i use to walk him on the highway no problems..
Since then i added a y pipe and ran 14.7 ... ALSO i have a straight pipe, no CAT .. so i am looking 14.4/14.5 even if it was a v6 he was getting walked like no tommorow..
oh by the way.. my gf has a 5spd I-4 .. it actually has more go after 110 than the v6 does.. #1 its in VTEC .. #2 that 5th Gear vs that 4th Overdrive .. #3 I raced my gf on the way to the club and she was doing a better job and she had 4 people in her car
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Originally posted by SteVTEC
We never got an answer to this.
If SprintMax had 4 people in his car vs. 2 in the Accord and still pulled that hard on the Accord and he was not spraying then it was probably a 4-cyl 5-spd model.
An Accord V6 is about as fast as a Maxima/auto and I doubt he would have pulled that much on a Max/auto...
Nice kills though!
We never got an answer to this.
If SprintMax had 4 people in his car vs. 2 in the Accord and still pulled that hard on the Accord and he was not spraying then it was probably a 4-cyl 5-spd model.
An Accord V6 is about as fast as a Maxima/auto and I doubt he would have pulled that much on a Max/auto...
Nice kills though!
![Big Grin](https://maxima.org/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
#40
Re: Re: Re: Re:
Originally posted by SprintMax
I will be up there to whoop your third gen a$$
and i will prove to jeff and bill that the 4th gen is superior
I will be up there to whoop your third gen a$$
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