My friend just bought a 1998 Ford F150 4x4 and he keeps on saying how "manly" his truck is, and how mine just shoots rice out the exhaust pipe. Wat can I say to make him shut up. Race him?

 

Ask how Ford is doing finanically

 

yep!

 

ROFL sorry i cant stop laughing

 

well that depends on how bad you want to hurt the person who claims to be your "friend"

I would tell him that 10 years down the road when he needs parts to fix his broken azz Ford (who am i kidding, make that next year) tell him that Ford will cease to exist and he'll have to make his own parts out of paper and glue...

Slam the fuel economy into his face; from what i read if hes got the crappiest engine he is getting 17/22 or if he's got the supercharged V8 then he is down to a sputtering 12/16 hahaha

 

Well...what do you want us to say? Seems like this is just a rant thread. If by deciding which car is faster determines the best car than go for it. Go race a truck.

 

One day, put rice in his tailpipe and start it up when he's watching. Guaranteed he'll be speechless.

 

Just say ( Your comments really hurt my feelings. If you really care about our friendship please stop making hurtful remarks about my car because I don't agree with them.) Pause for 1- 1min and 45 secs then start crying and say ( You know it's one thing to mess around and poke fun but what you're saying really upsets me and it makes me resent you as a friend.) Then bury your face in your hands and sob for at least 3 to 4 mins and 45 secs ( IMPORTANT go any longer and he'll think your just being a homo) complete the following and I guarantee he'll shut up forever and get that awkward feeling anytime he wants to make fun of your car!

 

...yeah.

 

Ask him if he wants some mossy oak seat covers, air fresheners, and yosemite sam mud flaps

 

Oh hes already got all of those.

 

Screw him

 

uhm... he's your friend right?

my advise... take a joke. He's your buddy, stop taking it heart. I give my buddies **** all the time and they give it right back. It's all fun and games.

my .02

 

LOL well it would work wouldn't it?

 

Just point to your wheel gap and say "who has the 4X4 now tough guy"

 

Tell him his truck isn't manly until it shoots flames out the exhaust pipe.



And tell him he should have bought a Dodge.

 

Found On Road Dead

 

Ask him to show you a ford that has more then 150000 miles that hasn't had major work done to it.

 

Your Maxima =

 

/thread . grow some *****...damn...

 

awesome.

 

just beat the crap out of him (without seriously hurting him, of course, since he's your friend).

then say "who's manly now, b**ch?"


or....just come back that you don't need a big lame pickup to prove you're a man

 

The Ford trucks are good automobiles, I dunno why people diss on them. Car enthusiasts don't discriminate cars by brands.... They have as much impact when compared to Maximas if not more to America.

 

I startled the family with my LOL's. That one hurt my ribs!!!!!

The Ford truck we bought was nothing but junk. Ignition coils failed constantly at 82,xxx miles. Every one of a Ford we've owned has been garbage. Maybe we constantly got the one made on Friday, but that seems a little too often.

 

He drives a Ford which implies that he's automatically retarded. Go and race his 16-17 second truck and then laugh at him when he loses to something that blows rice out the tailpipe lol. What engine does it have in it? 4.6 or 5.4? Regardless, both those engines were slow espeically with 4 wheel drive in those trucks. Tell him to buy a Lightening or a Diesel if he wants to beat you.

 

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

 

a kid from nebraska with a truck doesnt like your car.. lol

why am i not surprised

this is just middle america at its finest

 

Race him from any speed. My friend had an 01 Expedition Eddie Bauer with the 5.4L Triton and 4X4. It takes about 10.5 seconds for it to do 0-60 and it's governed to 103MPH. I raced him and killed him. They're slow, but they were never designed to be fast. They're nice trucks but the Maxima is not a big box of rice a roni. It's got a V6 that sounds great with exhaust. Tell him to not be a ***** and do a brake stand and take it off-roading if he claims that your car sucks. Oh, almost forgot, when my friend had to fill up his Expedition, it cost him about $85, and that was last year.

 

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Just ask him where his "Git R Done" window decal is and when's the last time he had sex with his sister...

 

btw to all....

how fast your car is really doesn't mean jack. I've seen a geo metro running 10's in the 1/4.....but when it was all said and done, it was still a Geo Metro and looked gay as hell.

Since when does what you drive determine how "manly" you are anyhow....unless you're driving a 1942 John Deere tractor....now that is some manliness.

 

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Seriously, Your friend has a Ford tuck with the redneck accessories and your worried if he calls your car not manly? Just tell him that you would rather blow rice and not family members. (redneck=inbreeding)

Yeehaw Buford

 

I LOL'd at that too. Best comment evar!

 

yea exactly he just playing games with you do you really think he means it all friends mess around with each other.

 

Just say to him that he must be gay if he needs a truck to help constanly remind himself that he's manly. Ask him to walk in a straight line away from you and back to detect if at least one of his hands is at a 90 degree angle. Both of you should have a good laugh over that one.

 

whats funny is that he just bought some big mudding for his truck and hes to afraid to go off-road with them.

 

FORD =


First on race day! woooo weeee

 

It's just an automobile that gets you from point A to B. How you make it look and sound it your personal choice, and what truly matters. You're both young. Tell him to f' off.

 

Just stab him with a pen in his jugular!

 

Then there sure must be a LOT of retarded North Americans. I am one of them.

I have a 2007 F-150 4X4 in addition to my 2002 Maxima and my Ford truck is a quality automobile. It is a slug and a gas-guzzling pig, but it accomplishes what it is built for equally as well as my Max does.

And to be honest with you, I am more concerned with the longevity of my VQ35DE and it's potential for oil-burning than I am about my 5.4L Triton V-8.

With that said, I have seen the truck-driving "type" that the OP refers and they annoy the hell out of me too.

 

just point him in my direction so I can show him what a "real" car can do....


You sig seems really familiar....