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Old Oct 12, 2001 | 10:19 AM
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MAXIMA, there is no substitute...

So, I'm heading home for lunch just now and an older Porsche 911SC passes, normally no big deal. Then another Maxima is coming up fast behind me, so I floor it and decide to play along. I end up right behind the Porsche in the left lane. He looks back and brake checks me hard. I give him a "please move over" flash of the lights. He then proceeds to slow down and box me and the other Max next to a truck. The other Max drops back and goes around the truck, then I do the same. When Iget out the other side, the Porsche is tryin to mix it up with the other Max. I jump in too. Anyway, very shortly, the Porsche driver realized that these two Maxs were all over him all the way to about 120mph...

...lotsa fun. Mmmm, ****ing off a Porsche driver...
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 11:18 AM
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Nice to see that an "older Porche SC" is the benchmark for Maximas.
"Anyway, very shortly, the Porsche driver realized that these two Maxs were all over him all the way to about 120mph..."
He was toying with you.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 11:32 AM
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Originally posted by noh2o
Nice to see that an "older Porche SC" is the benchmark for Maximas.
"Anyway, very shortly, the Porsche driver realized that these two Maxs were all over him all the way to about 120mph..."
He was toying with you.
Where's Russ? I'm sure he could tell us many tales of how he's beaten a Porsche or two...probably turbos too.

Oh wait, he's out trolling on every other board on the 'net.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:03 PM
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Originally posted by mzmtg


Where's Russ? I'm sure he could tell us many tales of how he's beaten a Porsche or two...probably turbos too.

Oh wait, he's out trolling on every other board on the 'net.
I got beat down by and A8 yesterday.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:20 PM
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A Max can hold its own against a 911SC on the highway so he wasn't toying with the Max. One of my brothers collects older 911's early 80's, 70's and a late 60's one. I think one of his cars is an SC Targa (I've never driven it but been in it a few times) and a new Max would give it a good run for sure!


Originally posted by noh2o
Nice to see that an "older Porche SC" is the benchmark for Maximas.
"Anyway, very shortly, the Porsche driver realized that these two Maxs were all over him all the way to about 120mph..."
He was toying with you.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:30 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by mzmtg
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Where's Russ? I'm sure he could tell us many tales of how he's beaten a Porsche or two...probably turbos too.

With a stock Maxima? Hardly.
You poor bastards pour countless hours and huge doll hairs into your vehicles........only to get a little closer to the tail lights.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:34 PM
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Who's stock?

Originally posted by noh2o
With a stock Maxima? Hardly.
You poor bastards pour countless hours and huge doll hairs into your vehicles........only to get a little closer to the tail lights. [/B]
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:35 PM
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Originally posted by noh2o
With a stock Maxima? Hardly.
You poor bastards pour countless hours and huge doll hairs into your vehicles........only to get a little closer to the tail lights.
You obviously dont know about Russ and his nigh unbeatable Maxima.

Or sx7r and his 295HP and 385lb-ft at the wheels...
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:36 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by noh2o
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Originally posted by mzmtg


Where's Russ? I'm sure he could tell us many tales of how he's beaten a Porsche or two...probably turbos too.

With a stock Maxima? Hardly.
You poor bastards pour countless hours and huge doll hairs into your vehicles........only to get a little closer to the tail lights.
You don't even know what you are talking about.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:37 PM
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Or Super-Don...

Originally posted by mzmtg


You obviously dont know about Russ and his nigh unbeatable Maxima.

Or sx7r and his 295HP and 385lb-ft at the wheels...
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:43 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by noh2o
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Originally posted by mzmtg


Where's Russ? I'm sure he could tell us many tales of how he's beaten a Porsche or two...probably turbos too.

With a stock Maxima? Hardly.
You poor bastards pour countless hours and huge doll hairs into your vehicles........only to get a little closer to the tail lights.
If you don't have anything nice to say, Don't go away mad, just go away.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:45 PM
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Originally posted by noh2o
With a stock Maxima? Hardly.
You poor bastards pour countless hours and huge doll hairs into your vehicles........only to get a little closer to the tail lights.
What do you drive then?

How many Maximas have you beaten lately?
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:46 PM
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Originally posted by clee130
Who's stock?

PORCHE'S
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:47 PM
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Originally posted by noh2o


PORCHE'S
It's spelled p-o-r-s-c-h-e...


Sheesh...
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:47 PM
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Originally posted by mzmtg


You obviously dont know about Russ and his nigh unbeatable Maxima.

Or sx7r and his 295HP and 385lb-ft at the wheels...
His Occupation says "Slayer of vehicles from the land of the rising sun" He's just here to talk and start ****. Pay him no heed, no reply, he's a waste of time and server memory. Go somewhere else please.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:51 PM
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Originally posted by mzmtg


It's spelled p-o-r-s-c-h-e...


Sheesh...
It's probably all that cough syrup I had this afternoon..................I stand corrected.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:53 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2001 | 12:53 PM
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Originally posted by mzmtg


What do you drive then?



How many Maximas have you beaten lately?
One bad-*** Volkswagen Micro Bus. That's right, 0-60.....eventually.

None........but a hock a loogie on one in our parking lot every day.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 01:00 PM
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i think russ brought this troll over here.. too bad he doesn't know we don't like russ ither
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 01:01 PM
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Originally posted by noh2o


One bad-*** Volkswagen Micro Bus. That's right, 0-60.....eventually.

None........but a hock a loogie on one in our parking lot every day.
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 01:02 PM
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Originally posted by noh2o


One bad-*** Volkswagen Micro Bus. That's right, 0-60.....eventually.

None........but a hock a loogie on one in our parking lot every day.
Gee, your fellow employees must love you. Please go somewhere else to flame. I'm sure you can find a nice VW board to vent about how much you hate the Maxima, they'll all agree and listen to your plight. Thank you
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 01:05 PM
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Originally posted by SprintMax
i think russ brought this troll over here.. too bad he doesn't know we don't like russ ither
AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwMen!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 01:08 PM
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ok guys you can't really fault this guy.. its not his fault.. russ trolled on his board and he is getting his revenge.. he doesn't know any better..
Old Oct 12, 2001 | 01:14 PM
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True, but I run things here and we don't appreciate/tolerate stupidity.


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