Best title for pic?
I like this 1.
Senior Member
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,871
From: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO CARES!!
Next on 911 reno. The max owner was OWNED.....
Driver: why me what did I do to get flaged down.
Officer: speeding,runing redlights,runing threw stop signs.
Driver: your mistakingly wrong officer,It probally was another car like mine.
Officer: No,It was you and I have It on tape.
Driver: Prove it.
Officer: ok,oops the tapes not working
Driver: Hey your lying you have no proof.
Officer: heeeheeheeehee-ughhhhhhhhh (yoink) the officer splits.
Driver: Hey come back here with my car.
Officer and Tow trucker driver: heeheehee yes success we gotz the skyline....
Driver: why me what did I do to get flaged down.
Officer: speeding,runing redlights,runing threw stop signs.
Driver: your mistakingly wrong officer,It probally was another car like mine.
Officer: No,It was you and I have It on tape.
Driver: Prove it.
Officer: ok,oops the tapes not working
Driver: Hey your lying you have no proof.
Officer: heeeheeheeehee-ughhhhhhhhh (yoink) the officer splits.
Driver: Hey come back here with my car.
Officer and Tow trucker driver: heeheehee yes success we gotz the skyline....
Last edited by vqmaxman; Nov 24, 2008 at 09:50 PM.
Thanks everyone. I needed the laughs! Real story was just my alternator dying. Dupage County sheriff (great guy) kept me warm in his back seat while waiting. I played which tow can get here the fastest before he calls for backup relief from the local town (Bartlett) as they already know me too well it seems.
Thanks everyone. I needed the laughs! Real story was just my alternator dying. Dupage County sheriff (great guy) kept me warm in his back seat while waiting. I played which tow can get here the fastest before he calls for backup relief from the local town (Bartlett) as they already know me too well it seems.
Cliffs on the Bartlett police? I got pulled over last week and the office wrote me a warning ticket for Disfunctional exhaust.
Couple months before that I got pulled over by Bartlett police and was giving two tickets. One for not having a front license plate and one for not having the village sticker on my windshield.
I guess I look suspicious rolling in a black Maxima with tinted windows.
Junior Member
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 54
From: Forest Park, IL
I've had a couple of run-ins with Bartlett Police when I lived in Chicago, the ones I ran into where not that nice. I had a friend who lived in Bartlett and was a cop in Elmhurst that got a speeding ticket in Bartlett, now that messed up!
Cop, not a priest you sicko.
Bartlett cops aren't rough by any means (like DesPlaines or Chicago). They've just gotten to know me over the last decade. Maybe 6-8 pulls or so including one bogus LIDAR from their SUV. They've got a good revenue stream and pull you for no plates, tint, plate covers, stickers, etc. Much more than any other suburb I've found. That road was Shick Rd 1 blk west of the H2O tower at the track overpass.
Bartlett cops aren't rough by any means (like DesPlaines or Chicago). They've just gotten to know me over the last decade. Maybe 6-8 pulls or so including one bogus LIDAR from their SUV. They've got a good revenue stream and pull you for no plates, tint, plate covers, stickers, etc. Much more than any other suburb I've found. That road was Shick Rd 1 blk west of the H2O tower at the track overpass.