Well Chris91se and I swapped out his springs and rear struts last night.......
06-21-2002, 12:00 PM
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Well Chris91se and I swapped out his springs and rear struts last night.......
What a nightmare. We started at 7:30ish and he left a little after 2:00AM.
Some interesting info about the night.
The rears on 3 gens are a nightmare.
Go buy a Chevy they are easier to work on. LOL!
He spilled my beer, so I spilled his and then broke one of his... They were all accidents. LOL!
I punched myself in the face really hard. Chris and his girl laughed at me.
The girl left and Chris then punched himself in the face. I laughed back at him.
I broke the spring compressor on the last spring.
Thank god I rigged it so it could compress the spring.
I bent 3/4" thick solid steel prybar trying to get the cap off of the rear strut.
Neither of us bled. Which is a miracle since I always bleed every time I work on a car. I think punching myself took it's place. He said the same thing about himself.
He needs new shorts (inside joke).
Now that he has the lip and dropped his car, it scrapes pulling in and out of driveways.
Remove the rubber ring in the rear strut before you start pulling it out. Makes life 10 times easier.
Axle grease sucks.
Air tools rock. Though we did crush our fingers a few times with the tools. He makes a funny face when his finger gets crushed. Like when the 60+lbs of strut assembly fell on his hand. It took a little skin from him but no blood or flesh. I wish I had a camera for that face he made. LOL!
All in all, I’m sore and my hands are still really dirty. I think the same goes for him. But I know he's really happy.
Ok bye.
Some interesting info about the night.
The rears on 3 gens are a nightmare.
Go buy a Chevy they are easier to work on. LOL!
He spilled my beer, so I spilled his and then broke one of his... They were all accidents. LOL!
I punched myself in the face really hard. Chris and his girl laughed at me.
The girl left and Chris then punched himself in the face. I laughed back at him.
I broke the spring compressor on the last spring.
Thank god I rigged it so it could compress the spring.
I bent 3/4" thick solid steel prybar trying to get the cap off of the rear strut.
Neither of us bled. Which is a miracle since I always bleed every time I work on a car. I think punching myself took it's place. He said the same thing about himself.
He needs new shorts (inside joke).
Now that he has the lip and dropped his car, it scrapes pulling in and out of driveways.
Remove the rubber ring in the rear strut before you start pulling it out. Makes life 10 times easier.
Axle grease sucks.
Air tools rock. Though we did crush our fingers a few times with the tools. He makes a funny face when his finger gets crushed. Like when the 60+lbs of strut assembly fell on his hand. It took a little skin from him but no blood or flesh. I wish I had a camera for that face he made. LOL!
All in all, I’m sore and my hands are still really dirty. I think the same goes for him. But I know he's really happy.
Ok bye.
06-21-2002, 12:56 PM
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All of you guyz are always thinking in "GAY" terms.
Anything that could sound even remotely gay you guyz are really quick to point it out.
Makes me think that you fantisize about it. Maybe I'm on the wrong forum..
LOL!
Anything that could sound even remotely gay you guyz are really quick to point it out.
Makes me think that you fantisize about it. Maybe I'm on the wrong forum..
LOL!
06-21-2002, 01:12 PM
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Thanks again for the extra hands and tools eric. So are we doing my axles when i get the car back? Yes i think we are 
my shorts...
i was dumb and wore a good pair of $50 shorts...i'll have to go the store now...
pics to come in a week or so after some other things are wrapped up...
my shorts...
i was dumb and wore a good pair of $50 shorts...i'll have to go the store now...
pics to come in a week or so after some other things are wrapped up...
06-21-2002, 01:19 PM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE
Thanks again for the extra hands eric. So are we doing my axles? Yes i think we are
my shorts...
i was dumb and wore a good pair of $50 shorts...i'll have to go the store now...
pics to come in a week or so after some other things are wrapped up...
Thanks again for the extra hands eric. So are we doing my axles? Yes i think we are
my shorts...
i was dumb and wore a good pair of $50 shorts...i'll have to go the store now...
pics to come in a week or so after some other things are wrapped up...
06-21-2002, 02:37 PM
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This thread is to funny.
I think you made it wors for us Chris.
LOL!!!!!
I think you made it wors for us Chris.
LOL!!!!!
06-21-2002, 06:23 PM
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Originally posted by DeRaNgEd
This thread is to funny.
I think you made it wors for us Chris.
LOL!!!!!
This thread is to funny.
I think you made it wors for us Chris.
LOL!!!!!
it's oil from the struts and axle grease damnit...in case you missed it there was a girl there
06-21-2002, 09:30 PM
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Re: Well Chris91se and I swapped out his springs and rear struts last night.......
So many fishy parts to this thread...
Broke what? Broke in his ****?
Sounds like a lot of flirting went on, seems like you two were relieved after the chick left huh?
Stop trying to use it in replace of KY JELLY and it works fine!
Nothing is worse then a couple of gays, except maybe a couple of KINKY gays!
PJ
Originally posted by DeRaNgEd
so I spilled his and then broke one of his... They were all accidents.
so I spilled his and then broke one of his... They were all accidents.
The girl left and Chris then punched himself in the face. I laughed back at him.
Axle grease sucks.
Air tools rock.
PJ
06-22-2002, 04:28 AM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE
i'm glad we have SOME members around here with a sense of humor...but as much as you want me to be...i'm not gay
oh and eric...if you delete your original post...it will go away
i'm glad we have SOME members around here with a sense of humor...but as much as you want me to be...i'm not gay
oh and eric...if you delete your original post...it will go away
Though with all the closest f@gs in here, it makes me think that I should sell my Max and buy a *gasp* Honda.
06-22-2002, 04:36 AM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE
i'm glad we have SOME members around here with a sense of humor...but as much as you want me to be...i'm not gay
oh and eric...if you delete your original post...it will go away
i'm glad we have SOME members around here with a sense of humor...but as much as you want me to be...i'm not gay
oh and eric...if you delete your original post...it will go away
06-22-2002, 08:02 AM
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Maybe Chris is bi.
His g/f and them rolled around in the grease.
After realizing what was done they punched themselves in the face.
makes sense to me
His g/f and them rolled around in the grease.
After realizing what was done they punched themselves in the face.
makes sense to me
06-22-2002, 09:11 AM
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Originally posted by yongjun
Maybe Chris is bi.
His g/f and them rolled around in the grease.
After realizing what was done they punched themselves in the face.
makes sense to me
Maybe Chris is bi.
His g/f and them rolled around in the grease.
After realizing what was done they punched themselves in the face.
makes sense to me
dead bunny
06-22-2002, 09:53 AM
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Originally posted by yongjun
Maybe Chris is bi.
His g/f and them rolled around in the grease.
After realizing what was done they punched themselves in the face.
makes sense to me
Maybe Chris is bi.
His g/f and them rolled around in the grease.
After realizing what was done they punched themselves in the face.
makes sense to me
06-22-2002, 06:24 PM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE
hey YJ...guess what?
dead bunny
hey YJ...guess what?
dead bunny
but it isn't gay.
06-23-2002, 06:18 PM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE
not anymore...it's not gay because it's dead
not anymore...it's not gay because it's dead
06-24-2002, 05:48 AM
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THAT IS....
enough.......geeezzz....I can almost confirm that Chris isn't gay, I've always seen him with a *nice* girl when we get together...plus...thats my 3rd gen Philly bud, there are a buncha haterz in here Chris....just don't tell them anything when they start asking questions about how to do this and how to do that?...
06-24-2002, 05:56 AM
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Re: THAT IS....
maybe its a coverup.. or maybe you are his secret lover and you want to keep your love affair secret so you are trying to use his gf as a way to vouch for him and hide your relationship
Originally posted by nupe500
enough.......geeezzz....I can almost confirm that Chris isn't gay, I've always seen him with a *nice* girl when we get together...plus...thats my 3rd gen Philly bud, there are a buncha haterz in here Chris....just don't tell them anything when they start asking questions about how to do this and how to do that?...
enough.......geeezzz....I can almost confirm that Chris isn't gay, I've always seen him with a *nice* girl when we get together...plus...thats my 3rd gen Philly bud, there are a buncha haterz in here Chris....just don't tell them anything when they start asking questions about how to do this and how to do that?...
06-24-2002, 06:22 AM
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Originally posted by Turbo97GXE
maybe its a coverup.. or maybe you are his secret lover and you want to keep your love affair secret so you are trying to use his gf as a way to vouch for him and hide your relationship
maybe its a coverup.. or maybe you are his secret lover and you want to keep your love affair secret so you are trying to use his gf as a way to vouch for him and hide your relationship
chris
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