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Old Jun 21, 2002 | 12:00 PM
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Well Chris91se and I swapped out his springs and rear struts last night.......

What a nightmare. We started at 7:30ish and he left a little after 2:00AM.

Some interesting info about the night.

The rears on 3 gens are a nightmare.
Go buy a Chevy they are easier to work on. LOL!

He spilled my beer, so I spilled his and then broke one of his... They were all accidents. LOL!

I punched myself in the face really hard. Chris and his girl laughed at me.
The girl left and Chris then punched himself in the face. I laughed back at him.

I broke the spring compressor on the last spring.
Thank god I rigged it so it could compress the spring.
I bent 3/4" thick solid steel prybar trying to get the cap off of the rear strut.

Neither of us bled. Which is a miracle since I always bleed every time I work on a car. I think punching myself took it's place. He said the same thing about himself.

He needs new shorts (inside joke).

Now that he has the lip and dropped his car, it scrapes pulling in and out of driveways.

Remove the rubber ring in the rear strut before you start pulling it out. Makes life 10 times easier.

Axle grease sucks.

Air tools rock. Though we did crush our fingers a few times with the tools. He makes a funny face when his finger gets crushed. Like when the 60+lbs of strut assembly fell on his hand. It took a little skin from him but no blood or flesh. I wish I had a camera for that face he made. LOL!

All in all, I’m sore and my hands are still really dirty. I think the same goes for him. But I know he's really happy.

Ok bye.
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 12:05 PM
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Re: Well Chris91se and I swapped out his springs and rear struts last night.......

Originally posted by DeRaNgEd
He needs new shorts (inside joke).
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 12:14 PM
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Old Jun 21, 2002 | 12:20 PM
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Old Jun 21, 2002 | 12:34 PM
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***s..........
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 12:35 PM
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3rd gen pride!
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 12:55 PM
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Makes me glad a paid a smelly mechanic to do that particular job!
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 12:56 PM
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All of you guyz are always thinking in "GAY" terms.

Anything that could sound even remotely gay you guyz are really quick to point it out.
Makes me think that you fantisize about it. Maybe I'm on the wrong forum..

LOL!
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 01:12 PM
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Thanks again for the extra hands and tools eric. So are we doing my axles when i get the car back? Yes i think we are

my shorts...





i was dumb and wore a good pair of $50 shorts...i'll have to go the store now...

pics to come in a week or so after some other things are wrapped up...
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 01:19 PM
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Thanks again for the extra hands eric. So are we doing my axles? Yes i think we are

my shorts...





i was dumb and wore a good pair of $50 shorts...i'll have to go the store now...

pics to come in a week or so after some other things are wrapped up...
ghey
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 01:21 PM
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What did you do to your shorts? Got kinky in the dirt?
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 01:29 PM
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Originally posted by Y2KevSE
What did you do to your shorts? Got kinky in the dirt?
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 01:31 PM
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Old Jun 21, 2002 | 01:39 PM
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You guys are all homos
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 01:50 PM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE
You guys are all homos

This coming from a guy who posted this:








Old Jun 21, 2002 | 02:37 PM
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This thread is to funny.

I think you made it wors for us Chris.
LOL!!!!!
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 02:44 PM
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sounds fishy to me
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 06:23 PM
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Originally posted by DeRaNgEd
This thread is to funny.

I think you made it wors for us Chris.
LOL!!!!!
yeah i did...oh well...these fockers can say what they want

it's oil from the struts and axle grease damnit...in case you missed it there was a girl there
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 08:01 PM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE


yeah i did want the oil and grease damnit...
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 09:17 PM
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you....are a focker
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 09:30 PM
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Re: Well Chris91se and I swapped out his springs and rear struts last night.......

So many fishy parts to this thread...

Originally posted by DeRaNgEd

so I spilled his and then broke one of his... They were all accidents.
Broke what? Broke in his ****?

The girl left and Chris then punched himself in the face. I laughed back at him.
Sounds like a lot of flirting went on, seems like you two were relieved after the chick left huh?

Axle grease sucks.
Stop trying to use it in replace of KY JELLY and it works fine!

Air tools rock.
Nothing is worse then a couple of gays, except maybe a couple of KINKY gays!


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Old Jun 21, 2002 | 09:48 PM
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i'm glad we have SOME members around here with a sense of humor...but as much as you want me to be...i'm not gay

oh and eric...if you delete your original post...it will go away
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 09:58 PM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE


i'm glad we have SOME members around here with a sense of humor...but as much as you want me to be...i'm not gay
So you say...
Old Jun 21, 2002 | 09:59 PM
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Old Jun 22, 2002 | 04:28 AM
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i'm glad we have SOME members around here with a sense of humor...but as much as you want me to be...i'm not gay

oh and eric...if you delete your original post...it will go away
I think it's funny at this point.

Though with all the closest f@gs in here, it makes me think that I should sell my Max and buy a *gasp* Honda.
Old Jun 22, 2002 | 04:36 AM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE


i'm glad we have SOME members around here with a sense of humor...but as much as you want me to be...i'm not gay

oh and eric...if you delete your original post...it will go away
but it's ok if you are
Old Jun 22, 2002 | 05:29 AM
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Originally posted by NickStam


but it's ok if you are
but i'm not
Old Jun 22, 2002 | 07:15 AM
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but i'm not
sure sure
Old Jun 22, 2002 | 08:02 AM
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Maybe Chris is bi.
His g/f and them rolled around in the grease.
After realizing what was done they punched themselves in the face.
makes sense to me
Old Jun 22, 2002 | 09:11 AM
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Originally posted by yongjun
Maybe Chris is bi.
His g/f and them rolled around in the grease.
After realizing what was done they punched themselves in the face.
makes sense to me
hey YJ...guess what?



dead bunny
Old Jun 22, 2002 | 09:53 AM
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Originally posted by yongjun
Maybe Chris is bi.
His g/f and them rolled around in the grease.
After realizing what was done they punched themselves in the face.
makes sense to me
sounds about right
Old Jun 22, 2002 | 06:24 PM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE


hey YJ...guess what?



dead bunny
bunny might be dead
but it isn't gay.
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 08:04 AM
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bunny might be dead
but it isn't gay.
not anymore...it's not gay because it's dead
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 09:30 AM
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Originally posted by Chris91SE


not anymore...it's not gay because it's dead
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 06:18 PM
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not anymore...it's not gay because it's dead
only after jOO molested it.
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Old Jun 24, 2002 | 05:48 AM
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THAT IS....

enough.......geeezzz....I can almost confirm that Chris isn't gay, I've always seen him with a *nice* girl when we get together...plus...thats my 3rd gen Philly bud, there are a buncha haterz in here Chris....just don't tell them anything when they start asking questions about how to do this and how to do that?...
Old Jun 24, 2002 | 05:56 AM
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maybe its a coverup.. or maybe you are his secret lover and you want to keep your love affair secret so you are trying to use his gf as a way to vouch for him and hide your relationship

Originally posted by nupe500
enough.......geeezzz....I can almost confirm that Chris isn't gay, I've always seen him with a *nice* girl when we get together...plus...thats my 3rd gen Philly bud, there are a buncha haterz in here Chris....just don't tell them anything when they start asking questions about how to do this and how to do that?...
Old Jun 24, 2002 | 06:22 AM
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Re: Re: THAT IS....

Originally posted by Turbo97GXE
maybe its a coverup.. or maybe you are his secret lover and you want to keep your love affair secret so you are trying to use his gf as a way to vouch for him and hide your relationship



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