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y can't i claim the max as a dependent on my taxes?

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Old Jun 23, 2002 | 06:35 PM
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y can't i claim the max as a dependent on my taxes?

theoritically I should be able to claim her as a dependent because:

I feed it -- gas

I clothe it -- nose mask and seat covers

I put shoes on its feet -- tires

I but it all the latest toys and doo dads--springs, rsb, sts, etc etc

I make sure it gets regular checkups at the mechanic

I provide a home for it and protect it from the elements, non drivin' floridians, and dirty birdy's that wanna desecrate her


that sounds like a dependent to me!

matter of fact...when she whined and whined about the other cars that had something cute hanging from the rearview mirror I SACRIFICED my hard earned money on a box of fruity pebbles so she could have the GENUINE BOBBLEHEAD Sammy Sosa which is now proudly displayed on the clock....she was so happy she purred


this is way off topic....i think i ate too many bowls of fruity pebbles to get the damn bobblehead out the bottom of the box
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 06:54 PM
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Re: y can't i claim the max as a dependent on my taxes?

Originally posted by thicknes
theoritically I should be able to claim her as a dependent because:

I feed it -- gas

I clothe it -- nose mask and seat covers

I put shoes on its feet -- tires

I but it all the latest toys and doo dads--springs, rsb, sts, etc etc

I make sure it gets regular checkups at the mechanic

I provide a home for it and protect it from the elements, non drivin' floridians, and dirty birdy's that wanna desecrate her


that sounds like a dependent to me!

matter of fact...when she whined and whined about the other cars that had something cute hanging from the rearview mirror I SACRIFICED my hard earned money on a box of fruity pebbles so she could have the GENUINE BOBBLEHEAD Sammy Sosa which is now proudly displayed on the clock....she was so happy she purred


this is way off topic....i think i ate too many bowls of fruity pebbles to get the damn bobblehead out the bottom of the box
if u put it that way...it can be ur dependent...under the line name just put...last name = maxima...first name = nissan...
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 07:00 PM
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Re: Re: y can't i claim the max as a dependent on my taxes?

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if u put it that way...it can be ur dependent...under the line name just put...last name = maxima...first name = nissan...
her first name is pookie....pookie johnson
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 07:07 PM
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Re: Re: Re: y can't i claim the max as a dependent on my taxes?

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her first name is pookie....pookie johnson
that wasn't her birth name...
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 07:14 PM
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that wasn't her birth name...
she's adopted...but don't tell her, it'll be very traumatic at such a young age...she's only 1
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 07:28 PM
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Originally posted by thicknes

she's adopted...but don't tell her, it'll be very traumatic at such a young age...she's only 1
i won't sai if u don't sai...
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 07:35 PM
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r u gonna sell her how come shes not growing?? bring her to a doctor
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by costcowholesale
r u gonna sell her
NOOOOOO


how come shes not growing?? bring her to a doctor
actually she's gonna shrink about 2 inches....according to Dr. Maxspeed its perfectly healthy for a Maxima her age
Old Jun 23, 2002 | 08:00 PM
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actually she's gonna shrink about 2 inches....according to Dr. Maxspeed its perfectly healthy for a Maxima her age
good luck getting 2 inches on maxspeed, cuz i didn't
Old Jun 24, 2002 | 06:05 AM
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Originally posted by BioMaxDDS

good luck getting 2 inches on maxspeed, cuz i didn't
how much did you get?? got before and after pics??
Old Jun 24, 2002 | 06:13 AM
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