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Old May 30, 2003 | 11:55 PM
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DUDES,

WE HAVE to get this!!! F*CKING BRILLIANT!
This will give us the ability to rage on idiot drivers, to absolutely killing yourselves laughing, as you drive by a congregation of idiot Honda ricers, the Rooster horn blaring...
I'm weeping this is so funny!

Several Models:
$42 US.
http://jcwhitney.com/productnoitem.j...D=4934&BQ=jcw2

Desc:
5 siren sounds—ambulance, siren, ray-gun, scan-tone and code alarm
5 animal sounds—cat, cow, dog, rooster and sheep
Easy to use—just turn 2 controls to select the preprogrammed sound you want. Use the included microphone to convert horn into a powerful PA system great for rallies, sports events, sing-alongs or any time you want to be heard. Adjustable volume. Approx. 4-1/8" x 1-3/8" x 5-3/8"D selector unit mounts under dash or on console, puts controls right at your fingertips. Plastic horn speaker mounts easily on body or in engine compartment between radiator and grille. Wiring, hardware and instructions included. For all 12-volt negative-ground systems. No air tanks or compressor needed.

$60
http://www.jcwhitney.com/product.jht...equestid=88713

Desc:
Each sound can be played individually…or press a single button to play everything in sequence
Favorite song not included? Play the keyboard like a piano to make your own music
Use the microphone included to turn this horn into a powerful public address system—great for rallies and sporting events
Horn is approx. 4" diam. x 4-1/3"L. Command module is approx. 3-1/3"W x 1"H x 6-1/3"L and mounts easily almost anywhere. Includes wiring, hardware and instructions. For 12-volt negative-ground systems. 46 different sounds include: 14 animals (bird, eagle, elephant, horse, sheep, dog, tiger, cow, rooster, turkey, cat, duck, hen and frog), 4 special effects (whistles, car horn, train and laughing), 12 different siren tones and 16 songs (Lambada, For Elise, It's a Small World, Silent Night, When the Saints Go Marching In, Love Song and more).


$49 US
http://www.jcwhitney.com/product.jht...equestid=88283


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10 siren sounds—smoke alarm, European police, fire engine, ambulance, police car, police siren, alarm, machine gun, slot machine, ray gun
9 animal sounds—sheep, cow, cat, hen, dog, rooster, goose, duck, frog
16 popular melodies—played in sequence

I AM SOOOOO setting up a GD for these!


Mike


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UPDATE!
Okay guys, sorry for the delay. Here is how the Codes work.

WHEN you call, they will ask for 2 numbers - first one - the Skew or code for the product, and the 2nd, a special code for the 15% discount.

for the SKEW, you will have to give them the code, but CHANGE the 3rd and 4th numbers to U and C.
For example:
The $50 horn code is: 81ZX3128Y
Change it to: 81UC3128Y

replace the letters with UC

For the actual discount code, use: AJGN673

This should work for you

Enjoy, and hope it brings many laughs.
Old May 30, 2003 | 11:59 PM
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We've got 5 buyers already confirmed in the www.torontomaxima.com website thread:
Toronto Maxima.com Thread

Join now, we'll see how much cheaper we can get this. I'll call and ask.

I'm thinking most of the guys are going for the $42U.S. version.

1. Mike - BlaXXXima
2. ReddoG_Max
3. Black5spMax
4. Jer
5. Shock211
6.
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9.
10.
10+ ...

Mike
Old May 31, 2003 | 12:01 AM
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This is why your city was blessed with SARS !
Old May 31, 2003 | 12:06 AM
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Originally posted by kloogy
This is why your city was blessed with SARS !

HAHAHAH... possibly, but a great way to spread it to bad drivers.

C'mon. I'll call Whitney on Monday, see if we can get a deal on a larger order.

You KNOW this would be funny.
Old May 31, 2003 | 12:07 AM
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Originally posted by kloogy
This is why your city was blessed with SARS !
PINCHE PUTO!!!!!!! j/k

hmmmmmm.....how about usin' this at the track.........and playin' La Cucaracha.......
Old May 31, 2003 | 12:13 AM
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Ok. I am orgiginally from NYC, and now live in Calif. I have been to Toronto 3 times, and Missisauga , Hamilton , and many of your cities... so dont start with your Salt and Vinegar potatoe chip crap !

As far as you Torres, I want you to scan me your US green card , if you have one, and I can run it through the US database for Pinche culeros ilegales que les gusta mamar la berga ! Tome tu carro culero , y te lo metes por el culo !
Old May 31, 2003 | 12:38 AM
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Hey how come we cant curse in english? But in spanish we can? whats up with that?
Old May 31, 2003 | 12:39 AM
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Hey how come we cant curse in english? But in spanish we can? whats up with that?
Old May 31, 2003 | 12:42 AM
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how would these things go along with teh cops?
Old May 31, 2003 | 07:29 AM
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Old May 31, 2003 | 08:43 AM
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Originally posted by kloogy

As far as you Torres, I want you to scan me your US green card , if you have one, and I can run it through the US database for Pinche culeros ilegales que les gusta mamar la berga ! Tome tu carro culero , y te lo metes por el culo !

it seems that i found my long lost brother......finally another latino with a Maxima
Old May 31, 2003 | 11:39 AM
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Where would we mount this thing?
Old May 31, 2003 | 11:57 AM
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Originally posted by BLaZin 2k MaX
Where would we mount this thing?
find a way to jury rig in near the front bumper.

C'mon - this thing has infinite humour potential! Look at it that way.
Old May 31, 2003 | 01:15 PM
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I am serious..and stop calling me Shirly....
Old May 31, 2003 | 01:51 PM
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Blaxxxima i think this is not a good idea....first off yea its funny, but maximas are respectable cars that deserve to be treated with TLC. I can see myself installing that on my old 89 sentra as a joke to crack people up. But the maxima is another story. The best thing to do to talk to other drivers.....is to get one of those cb radio megaphones and shout at people through a speaker or your car speakers. Thats what everyone should get. I think i would lose respect for a maxima driver in toronto if he had one of those craptacular peices of crap in their car. But thats just me.
Old May 31, 2003 | 02:31 PM
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Originally posted by MAXSRB
Blaxxxima i think this is not a good idea....first off yea its funny, but maximas are respectable cars that deserve to be treated with TLC. I can see myself installing that on my old 89 sentra as a joke to crack people up. But the maxima is another story. The best thing to do to talk to other drivers.....is to get one of those cb radio megaphones and shout at people through a speaker or your car speakers. Thats what everyone should get. I think i would lose respect for a maxima driver in toronto if he had one of those craptacular peices of crap in their car. But thats just me.
Old May 31, 2003 | 04:20 PM
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I think its funny as hell ...if you can get it in the $20 range, I might be in
Old May 31, 2003 | 05:23 PM
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Great thread, great idea.
Old May 31, 2003 | 06:10 PM
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Originally posted by tzmanles
I think its funny as hell ...if you can get it in the $20 range, I might be in

Originally posted by Y2KSESteve
Great thread, great idea.

See... now THAT'S what I'm talking about.

The ONLY people that should be getting this are the kind of people I would hang out with - people who have a wacky sense of humour, and who appreciate that life needs a little livening up once in a while.

I think the $42 U.S. one is the one most guys are interested in. I'll see if I can get it down to $30-35+ shipping. Likely that's all they'd do anyways.

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Old May 31, 2003 | 11:03 PM
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Originally posted by Blaxxxima


Better watch who you call a shomo.....Its just a bad idea. Drop it before people stop laughing with you, but at you.
Why in gods name would you put that tonka toy crap into the car?
Old May 31, 2003 | 11:14 PM
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Better watch who you call a shomo.....Its just a bad idea. Drop it before people stop laughing with you, but at you.
Why in gods name would you put that tonka toy crap into the car?
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to take you seriously or not. But dude, if you don't like the idea, don't buy it
Old May 31, 2003 | 11:29 PM
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Old Jun 1, 2003 | 02:59 AM
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lol count me in....
try and get that 60 dollar one down more though... i wanna have music, not just sounds

my max is nothin special anyway, and i think this is funny as hell and have always wanted it
Old Jun 1, 2003 | 03:31 AM
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Originally posted by MAXSRB
Blaxxxima i think this is not a good idea....first off yea its funny, but maximas are respectable cars that deserve to be treated with TLC. I can see myself installing that on my old 89 sentra as a joke to crack people up. But the maxima is another story. The best thing to do to talk to other drivers.....is to get one of those cb radio megaphones and shout at people through a speaker or your car speakers. Thats what everyone should get. I think i would lose respect for a maxima driver in toronto if he had one of those craptacular peices of crap in their car. But thats just me.


but i'll ask my sister if she wants one on her corella
Old Jun 1, 2003 | 05:09 PM
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If you get the 60 down to 45 range I would be in! I can have lots of fun with this. However, you guys got to be careful cops don't like this in NYC
Old Jun 1, 2003 | 11:35 PM
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Originally posted by Nismo
how would these things go along with teh cops?
Just fine, as long as you don't play the "oink, oink" tune.
Old Jun 2, 2003 | 09:55 PM
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hahahah... funny, sound clips please!
Old Jun 2, 2003 | 10:26 PM
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Okay,
I've found out that we can get a 15% discount on the cost of the thing, so that would bring the cost of the $50 one down to about $42+shipping.
That's a pretty good deal. I know some of you want the "music playing" one (I know you just want to play La Cucaracha, admit it!).

Either way, PM me for the codes you'll need to get the discount, and I'll send them your way. Everyone is welcome to this discount (as far as I know), but it lasts until the end of July.
Order now if you want to be the coolest Maxima on your block (if you're not already)!

Mike
Old Jun 3, 2003 | 05:04 AM
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I've looked into getting something like that but, what I want is one that growls like a lion (extremely loud) or something.. for when stupid honda riceboys rev on you..
Old Jun 3, 2003 | 11:26 PM
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is there one that play mp3 files or cd music... u can make a clip of ludacris "move biatch" out loud
Old Jun 4, 2003 | 08:40 PM
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Originally posted by MAXSRB

Better watch who you call a shomo.....Its just a bad idea. Drop it before people stop laughing with you, but at you.
Why in gods name would you put that tonka toy crap into the car?

I agree... I've seen 2 cars with these things rolling around the Toronto club district at night and people laugh at you, not with you. Some ghey *** dude in a SUV thought he could pickup chicks driving by them and playing "meow..." The first time he passed by, you just passed him off as being an idiot but the 3rd and 4th time he circled the lot, just made you want to pull him out of his car and give him an @sswhoopin' It'd be hard to kick Blaxxima's *** as he looks like a wrestler but honestly, it's irritating as hell and far from funny. My two cents but if your serious about it, use it in moderation.
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I'm MORE interested in it for the microphone/loudspeaker use. I want to be able to curse ***** out for stupid driving.
The sounds and music would likely lose their appeal soon enough, but telling AS$clown in the SUV who just thought about cutting you off that that ain't gonna happen, Sucka, will be priceless.

Originally posted by klubjunkee



I agree... I've seen 2 cars with these things rolling around the Toronto club district at night and people laugh at you, not with you. Some ghey *** dude in a SUV thought he could pickup chicks driving by them and playing "meow..." The first time he passed by, you just passed him off as being an idiot but the 3rd and 4th time he circled the lot, just made you want to pull him out of his car and give him an @sswhoopin' It'd be hard to kick Blaxxima's *** as he looks like a wrestler but honestly, it's irritating as hell and far from funny. My two cents but if your serious about it, use it in moderation.
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Originally posted by Blaxxxima
I'm MORE interested in it for the microphone/loudspeaker use. I want to be able to curse ***** out for stupid driving.
The sounds and music would likely lose their appeal soon enough, but telling AS$clown in the SUV who just thought about cutting you off that that ain't gonna happen, Sucka, will be priceless.


Don't forget that this is the perfect tool and a must have for the playoffs!!! no more losing my voice yelling out the windows.
Old Jun 5, 2003 | 12:29 AM
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HAHAHAH... possibly, but a great way to spread it to bad drivers.

C'mon. I'll call Whitney on Monday, see if we can get a deal on a larger order.

You KNOW this would be funny.
OMG, this is some funny ****. Reminds me of the time we hit on some girl with a blow horn Pulling people over was the sh!too, oh man its been a while. Should have seen the look on that girls face ahhh man it was priceless! Bet shes never been hit on by a guy with a blowhorn be4 That was back in the day. This 1 ever had machine gun fire (dude no1 in LA bette get this! ) you turn that thing on and your gettin shot at.
Old Jun 11, 2003 | 09:04 PM
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We used to have it play the tune from Dukes of Hazard..ah, High School...

Stupid - yes
Annoying to others - yes
All the more reason to buy one - yes

Dont knock it til you try it.. Im totally in.
Old Jun 12, 2003 | 08:28 AM
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sign me up
Old Jun 14, 2003 | 11:47 PM
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im in guys i already have a c/b radio and was about to buy a horn so i can use my p/a system but his is even better
Old Jun 15, 2003 | 12:02 AM
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which one to get guys i dont know either the 60 dollar one or the 50 dollar one
Old Jun 15, 2003 | 12:19 AM
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Okay guys, sorry for the delay. Here is how the Codes work.

WHEN you call, they will ask for 2 numbers - first one - the Skew or code for the product, and the 2nd, a special code for the 15% discount.

for the SKEW, you will have to give them the code, but CHANGE the 3rd and 4th numbers to U and C.
For example:
The $50 horn code is: 81ZX3128Y
Change it to: 81UC3128Y

replace the letters with UC

For the actual discount code, use: AJGN673

This should work for you

Enjoy, and hope it brings many laughs.

BY THE WAY - the horns are made by WOLO. You can actually listen to the sounds on their home page (do a search ). They aren't the best sounds, but I think we all REALLY want this for the PA effect.

Thanks,

Mike
Old Jun 15, 2003 | 11:21 PM
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HILARIOUS...too bad i dont have money to waste



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