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Old Aug 29, 2002 | 05:34 PM
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i sped down this street that is close to my school. and i stop at a stop sign. All the sudden this football bounces off the side of my car. i was like wtf? then this guy comes up to my car. i thought he was going to say sorry or something along those lines. but he starts cussing at me and saying "why you gotta speed down the street so fast"? He has a set of gardening sissors in his hand. he opens the door and trys to pull my friend out of the car. he says come out here so i can beat your a&&. by this time i speed off with the door hanging open. I don't know what this guys problem was. He scared the **** out of me. why do people car that much? i don't speed down the street all the time, just every once in awhile i have too.
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 05:44 PM
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hell i woulda beat the crap out of him
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 05:51 PM
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Old Aug 29, 2002 | 05:52 PM
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Re: funny story

Originally posted by bizzy
i sped down this street that is close to my school. and i stop at a stop sign. All the sudden this football bounces off the side of my car. i was like wtf? then this guy comes up to my car. i thought he was going to say sorry or something along those lines. but he starts cussing at me and saying "why you gotta speed down the street so fast"? He has a set of gardening sissors in his hand. he opens the door and trys to pull my friend out of the car. he says come out here so i can beat your a&&. by this time i speed off with the door hanging open. I don't know what this guys problem was. He scared the **** out of me. why do people car that much? i don't speed down the street all the time, just every once in awhile i have too.
lol so wtf happened to your friend???? He was still in the car when u sped off right? lol omfg ure friend should have held his hand or something as u drove away... that wouldda been inconvenient for him
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 06:04 PM
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was it a residential area? if so, he probably had kids, or a bro or sis, if he was a younger guy. i would have done the same exact thing. i would have beat the he!! out of the both of you. on a highway, or a road filled with nothing but stores, fine. but in a residential neighborhood, don't do that stupid ****. people like that are a$$holes. who cares if you only do it once in a while. that once could kill a kid
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 06:15 PM
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I see that he's only 17. He'll learn in due time, but hope he doesnt hurt or kill anyone in the process. I bet he has never gotten a speeding ticket. That first ticket will slow him down a lot.

but the story was funny. haha
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 06:34 PM
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yeah my friend is ok. the part of the street where i sped down doesn't have many houses. its right next to the school i go to. also i didn't see anyone around until the a$$ with the gardening sissors poped up.
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 06:36 PM
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yeah my friend is ok. the part of the street where i sped down doesn't have many houses. its right next to the school i go to. also i didn't see anyone around until the a$$ with the gardening sissors poped up.
Hmm... so i'm guessing the guy was doin some gardening work... saw u speeding and coming his way... picked up a football and chucked it your way??

I was under the impression they were playing football or something and it accidently hit your car but the guy was ****ed cuz he went to get the ball and u almost hit him lol. sorry i'm outta it
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 06:41 PM
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Originally posted by bizzy
yeah my friend is ok. the part of the street where i sped down doesn't have many houses. its right next to the school i go to. also i didn't see anyone around until the a$$ with the gardening sissors poped up.
shouldn't drive like an ***. you didn't "see" anyone until this guy POPPED up. maybe you "didn't" see a lot more people!
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 06:48 PM
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Speed on freeways, speed in Industrial zones... Dont speed in residential. And speeding around your school doesnt make it any better. Its a School... Buncha annoying little kids running around being stupid. He had gardening shears??? I would run too. But that guy is stupid too. He grabed your friend? He wasnt the one driving. I would have ran over his toe...
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 06:58 PM
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Originally posted by darksands
Speed on freeways, speed in Industrial zones... Dont speed in residential. And speeding around your school doesnt make it any better. Its a School... Buncha annoying little kids running around being stupid. He had gardening shears??? I would run too. But that guy is stupid too. He grabed your friend? He wasnt the one driving. I would have ran over his toe...
thank you.
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 07:30 PM
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shouldn't drive like an ***. you didn't "see" anyone until this guy POPPED up. maybe you "didn't" see a lot more people!
Anyone else notice he said there weren't many houses around, but it was the street right next to his SCHOOL? Don't be a dumba$$. As a former cop, I can tell you that I would not just write you a speeding ticket for driving like an idiot near a school. I have written the people the ticket, then take them to jail and make them bond out on the ticket. Then they have to go to court and pay the fine for the ticket, too. Remember that a ticket is a summons to appear. A lot of states allow officers to book people in jail on a ticket because the violation is a misdemeanor traffic offense. Maybe when you grow up a little you'll underdstand the stupidity of your actions. Hopefully you get your license suspended because you just may not be mature enough to handle a 3000 lb bullet. And hopefully this happens before your immaturity kills a kid. Ever seen a contest between a car and a kid? The kid loses every time. Keep driving like an idiot and you may end up with a conviction for negligient homicide or vehicular homicide (depending on your state law). That can put you away for longer than you've been alive so far. Have a nice day.

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Old Aug 29, 2002 | 07:41 PM
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Anyone else notice he said there weren't many houses around, but it was the street right next to his SCHOOL? Don't be a dumba$$. As a former cop, I can tell you that I would not just write you a speeding ticket for driving like an idiot near a school. I have written the people the ticket, then take them to jail and make them bond out on the ticket. Then they have to go to court and pay the fine for the ticket, too. Remember that a ticket is a summons to appear. A lot of states allow officers to book people in jail on a ticket because the violation is a misdemeanor traffic offense. Maybe when you grow up a little you'll underdstand the stupidity of your actions. Hopefully you get your license suspended because you just may not be mature enough to handle a 3000 lb bullet. And hopefully this happens before your immaturity kills a kid. Ever seen a contest between a car and a kid? The kid loses every time. Keep driving like an idiot and you may end up with a conviction for negligient homicide or vehicular homicide (depending on your state law). That can put you away for longer than you've been alive so far. Have a nice day.

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whoa don't gotta be THAT harsh, altho your point is made quite well.

I have to make an appearance at court for "failing to yield at a red light" but at the same time the officer acknowledged that i made like a 5 min stop cuz i couldnt take the turn w/ the traffic backed up all the way. I make the turn... and wham the cop standing at the corner w/ 3 other officers haild me to the side and said i almost caused an accident. It was in downtown and first day of school! ahhhh and he said it'd be a point on my record too. this sucks, i even apologized the other driver that had to stop behind me. I honestly did not see her and w/ 4 cops beside me, i wasn't plannin on doin anything stupid... just got me more nervous, i guess. blah, i'm hoping the judge will at least take the point away and gimme traffic school. GRR to downtown traffic

I'm preparing a nice speech to give to the judge. My brother got away w/ a possible of 2 points on his record and reduced his fine to half of what it originally was. I hope i'm as good as him
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 08:11 PM
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i wonder who would win in a contest between the ex-cop and a car? wouldn't mind seeing that.
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 08:17 PM
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Ever seen a contest between a car and a kid? The kid loses every time.
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Old Aug 29, 2002 | 08:40 PM
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I think that speeding near the school was down right wrong but the guy had no right to take the law into his own hands. If he tried something like that with me I think I would have ripped him a new one.
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 11:33 PM
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Aw who really cares. Lighten up, piggy.
Old Aug 30, 2002 | 06:51 AM
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That picture in your sig, the bloody car. Is that actually from street racing or a deer? If it is from street racing, do you know the story behind the whole incident? It just gave me the chills when I looked at it.
Old Aug 30, 2002 | 07:49 AM
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Originally posted by DFord97
Aw who really cares. Lighten up, piggy.
Care to rephrase that?
Old Aug 30, 2002 | 07:56 AM
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Originally posted by bizzy
i wonder who would win in a contest between the ex-cop and a car? wouldn't mind seeing that.
And I wouldn't mind seeing what the other cops would do when they catch the moron that hit an ex-cop.
Old Aug 30, 2002 | 07:59 AM
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I would have took the gardening sheers and stuck them in his tires ... that should slow him down.
Old Aug 30, 2002 | 08:59 AM
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Re: Scary Stuff

Originally posted by Bluebird


That picture in your sig, the bloody car. Is that actually from street racing or a deer?
It "was" a deer, but hey all guts are hard to clean off a smashed hood!
Old Aug 30, 2002 | 09:57 AM
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next time you should drive by fast and slow down and pop your trunk open grab the lug wrench and should have told him whats really up. No **** head will grab any of my passengers and do some BS like that. Even if you were in the wrong he could have told you I have kids slow down and so on! If I was in your ride I would have gotten off very fast and commence to azzz wooping!!
Old Aug 30, 2002 | 10:04 AM
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See ya in jail.

Originally posted by JAY25
next time you should drive by fast and slow down and pop your trunk open grab the lug wrench and should have told him whats really up. No **** head will grab any of my passengers and do some BS like that. Even if you were in the wrong he could have told you I have kids slow down and so on! If I was in your ride I would have gotten off very fast and commence to azzz wooping!!
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