Well, my brother finally went out and bought a car. Ignoring my Maxima-promoting screams, the new car sharing space in the garage is a 99 Taurus SE Sport. It still looks somewhat like a largemouth bass, but it's got a spoiler, side skirts, and some nice 5-spoke 16" wheels. Plus it's painted in the one of the most beautiful colors I've ever seen - Laser Red Clearcoat. Most importantly though, it's got the 200-hp engine. I was almost jealous...

Then on the way home I floored the accelerator in my Max... jealousy flew out the window along with anything not tied down.

 

Hahah, tell him to line his new baby up with your Maxima, then he might be jealous of you.