i just walked outside and saw that my rear bumper was COVERED in bird ****. i back my car in at work, and back it in at my place, so i never see the trunk. well, apparently, these lil bastard birds must line up like a firing range on the rock wall above my car and just let it fly, cuz it was COVERED. i washed it off with some water, but now there is just a hazing white dried water surface on their now. but on top of that, was the carpet of pollen covering the car, turning it from gray luster to GREEN. i didnt have time to take care of that, i just didnt want the bird **** eating my paint.

so now i have to find a place to park away from the burrito-eating birds, away from trees, and away from the guy in the beat up van who likes to park next to me everytime im home! i need a garage.

 

YEAH, MAN!!!!!!

I just cleaned my car on Sunday...on Monday a bird dumped right on the windsheild and this morning it look like Mother Nature puked all over my car...this sucks!!!!!!!

 

Tree Sap is next.........

 

I spent 9 hours on Saturday fulling detailing my car (Meg's Paint Cleaner, Polish, Gold Class Wax), and on Monday, public works dept. decided they wanted to cut up the side of my road - spreading the excess sand/dirt/grass all across the road. Needless to say, the uber-clean Max that I had on Sat. is now long gone.

 

Yeah...she's PMSing.

 

Birds aim for clean cars...what I wouldn't give to take a shotgun out onto the streets and shoot at pigeons until the cops come...

 

If yo have any etchings from the bird crap, try some 3m perfect it II or III fine cut compound. Works wonders.

 

Me and two of my buddies spent 3 hours detailing my 97 pathfinder. We made it look better than the day it rolled off the lot. The very next day I go out to admire our work and sure enough its covered in pollen. Looks all dull like we didn't do a dam thing to it.

PS Trying to sell the pathfinder so I can by a 4th gen max. PM me if anyone is interested.

 

Yeah, and I park on a tree-lined street...methinks it's time to purchase a car cover.

 

I feel all ya'll. My yard is covered with trees, and my garage was leveled by one of them year before last, at the time, I had a truck which luckily I had not parked in my garage, however, now I have a maxima that needs some serious coverage ( I personally think the birds aim for the Maximas). I have been washing my car every three days because of pollen and birb .h.t. I found that a good coat of wax really helps the clean up. It comes off alot easier. A garage is in the plans........

 

Well, you guys remember that black 4th gen commericial with the bomber pigeons, right?
I'm sure someone has the link to it.

 

yeah man, them birds aim! i spent 3 hrs watching my gf in her bikini detail my max and later that day i come outside the house after making love to my gf, and find a tiny piece of bird shiat on my hood! im like wtf? so my gf gets dressed in her bikini again (because she almost ran outta the house naked) and details the hood all over again. them damn birds. she did such a nice job cleaning my max, we went back inside and im sure you guys know how i got to repay her for the nice job she did, dont ya? look at all you guys drooling over this story! probably picturing a hot girl in a thong bikini washing a maxima huh? well jk bout the story above, just thought everyone can use a laugh and a cool "fantasy story"! peace out players!

 

I want my 30 seconds back. I am picturing some fat toolbag watching his prepubescent girlfriend do a half-assed job on your car.

My fantasy is to feed a throe of pigeons bean burritos near the vicinity of your car so that you can post another vapid thread such as this.

 

this had to be a joke, you mentioned the gf entirely too much, haha. plus, it was just so random, i know you have more class than that

 

Kinda off topic....but has anyone used this product called Mother's Clay (I think that's what it's called) I never seen it in stores.

 

Mother's is the brand...you can get it @ Advance. It's about $12 and comes with a lubricant for the claybar and a free bottle of carnuba wax...great stuff!!!!!

 

I remember that 4th gen commercial........


This is what my BB gun is for.

 

whats next ? hmm, the neighborhoodlum cat might start walking around on it leaving footprints ?

 

and hurricanes.

 

LOL, too funny.....strange things happen in my neighborhood, the woman 2 doors from me started with 7 cats when I moved in a couple years ago...now she has five.

 

i got a bunch of that polen crap on my car too

there's no point of washing it either, since the stuff will just come back

 

I am just keeping a tack cloth with me and wiping her down every morning...*sigh*

 

Maybe birds are attracted to clean cars? I hate it when birds poop on your car right after you clean it, its happened to me a lot of times.

 

That's the worst too....

 

Forget the bird crap... BUGS, I freaking hate bugs... every day, seems like they just like to Kamikaze my car...

 

Some stupid cat in my neighborhood just loves to sit on my rear bumper!

I think I might leave a small dish of antifreeze out.....

 

yeah, the bugs really are just throwing themselves at my windshield. maybe its just cuz its just starting to get warm, but they are all over my windshield and front bumper, its like an execution.

eh, $2 DIY carwash 2night.