YES! YOU CAN!

Have an empty trunk? Think the stock spoiler looks wussy for your mad beast of a car? Then join the Aftermarket Wing Club for Maximas! I'm not only the CEO and President, i am also a member!

You can only join if you enjoy being laughed at, ridiculed online, having the ***** to put a, *gasp* heaven forbid... different wing on a 4 door other than stock!

YEEessssss! YOU CAN DO IT! Its so simple! Slap on some fiberglass on that *** of a car you have and thats it! Join the Elite club that so few are willing to enter...

reap the benefits!

1) You can eat off your wing when you have no where to put your hambuger and coke.. at the same time! The roof is for pansys!
2) Truck high-beams annoying? Hell! you can block them off with the spoiler! Tail-gater on your ***? Who cares! IF you cant see them. they dont exist!
3) Do you like birds? If so. then your wing might want to emulate them because your suspension is so stuff, it creates a harmonic resosance so your wing moves up n down like a bird's wing! but its ok! little kids think its waving and wave back!

Well. what are you waiting for?
JOIN NOoowwwwww.


Application to Join:
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Name: ___________
Email Address: ___________
Year of Maxima: ___________
Trim Level: (circle one) SE, GXE, GLE, SC, SE-L, GTR, SE-R, SESCR. GXE-GTR-VSPEC-TYPE-V
Type of wing: (circle one) Touring Wing (fiberglass),Touring Wing (aluminum), Touring Wing, (carbon fiber). Midwing, Supra Wing, Saleen Dual Deck, Stillen Type 2, Mustang GT, or Other
Choose your signature:
1) Hey! At least i turn heads
2) My Deck is bigger than yours
3) Wave hi!
4) Your Mom had fun on it last Tuesday
5) Its ALL good.




--Cheston
CEO and President of AWCM

 

Would this get me in? Or should I get the larger one?

 

that is a big wing...

 

lol.....me no expert or nothing, but im sure it will. wait till you get a respone from the boss though.

 

but i wouldn't be tall enough to eat off a midwing.. i think the stock spoiler works best for me...

that wing posted was on the jwt maxima.. it loos real sweet in person.

 

 

cheston you crack me up....

hmmm salad bar...i'll pass...for now

 

At last a place where I'm appreciated! A place where I can be with others of my kind and not be ridiculed. Ahhh...
I now can be at peace with my big-wingedness. And it really does help block out the headlights of unwelcome tailgaters.
Hello. My name is Brian and I have a big wing. When are the weekly meetings? Serving coffee?
94 SE with fiberglass Stillen GT wing.
Bless you Cheston.

 

Hey Cheston, since no one else applied, does this make me member #2?

 

there is a guy on here with a stillen wing and a carbon fiber hood, maybe he will want to join

 

We're gonna need to recruit Ming too!

 

too many clubs springing up

 

Hahahahaha
I can't stop laughting! LMAO!
you funny chinaman!

Hey Brian, thanks for the vote in.
How much are the dues?

 

Damn, I feel left out. I have no spoiler whatsoever. Where's the NO SPOILER MAXIMA CLUB?!?!

 

Now, you guys know you can't have an aftermarket wing club without me as a member. How many other maximas have a Thruster wing made for a G20?

 

where could i get a nice aftermarket spoiler for my ride?

 

I love your new wing cheston. How much did it cost? Can other people get one or do want to reserve uniqueness on that particular wing?

 

AWCM Roster:

CEO / President : Chebosto
VP #1 : maxmizd27
VP #2: MAC
Publicity: Shadow
Waterboy: Skimax
Intern: SweetSound

 

VP #1 Woo hoo!
I'm finally appreciated.
Thanks Cheston-