So, I ran into a ricer yesterday. He drove one of those old Honda Civic hatchbacks equipped with a fartcan. I could use some amusement so I asked him what mods he had on the car besides exhaust. He said he had an Integra engine in the Civic. Pretty interesting.

He started talking about mods and it really didn't make any sense to me because I don't know much about mods. But then I asked him if he took it to the track. He said "Yeah, I got 9.4 seconds in the 1/8 mile." I asked him how much horsepower does he had he replied "300 HP." I said "Wow, that's amazing."(I didn't believe it.) He then said that by the time he gets his tax return that the car will have 800 HP. He proceeded to tell me that he just bought a Nissan 200SX and that he is going to put a Corvette engine in it. :stfu:

He then mentioned that he doesn't have his license, he lost it for life on two street racing charges. He also proceeded to tell me that he couldn't afford to get in trouble because he went to jail when he was a teenager and that if he got in trouble again he would have to go back to jail to serve the rest of his 15 year sentence. I told him that I have a Maxima and he stated that the Civics are better than Maximas by far.
Now Discuss:

1.Ricers who lie out of their teeth about their car.

2. Ricers who diss the Max

3. How the Max is better than the ricer Civics.(At least as far as racing goes.)

 

who....




cares?


he's just some d-bag in a civic.. wowww you should have just spit on his car and then if he wanted to throw down you should have just rolled on him. IF he was telling the truth about being in the pen than you might have gotten owned.

other than that I don't want to discuss ricers. I like my car for what it is, I obviously like it more than a hatchback with a rice cooker on it. lol its whatever man

 

this story should be in this thread
http://forums.maxima.org/showthread.php?t=366611

funny though